Capítulo 3: Jade Empress's Panties
So after Ting Ting soothed the goddess Lan Lan, the two women went back to business, Chu Jiayi pretended didn't hear anything about a noble goddess kidnapping the Jade Emperor for papapapapa!
Yes, it was better to pretend he didn't hear anything!
"Well then here is this pearl, which was taken from the North Sea of the Titanic Dragon Clan! This pearl can store your soul and it will nourish it too, and it will help you grow your cultivation quickly so you can hit that shameless bitch as quickly as possible! "Said the goddess Lan Lan excitedly, handing over a box made of pure jade white in the slender hands of Chu Jiayi.
"This too is a mandate from heaven signed by me and my husband! This will protect your soul from being hunted by strangers! Here are my panties, when you defeat that little bitch, you should throw my panties in your face and humiliate it! I wanted to give you something dirtier, but we gods have no physiological need apart from having sex, even eating is just for pleasure… "the goddess Lan Lan began to ramble in her thoughts again.
"Empress!" The young servant asked with a lament, for the empress was again talking about inappropriate things! Ting Ting wanted to get her esteemed Empress's panties back, but a ring made of titanium with a purple jade stone sucked all the materials at once.
"I had almost forgotten, this is the ring I got after having an epic encounter with a young merman from another world. This cute merman is a powerful little shou, but I helped him when he almost died, so after capturing his gong and getting on top of the world, he gave it to me, but as I already have so many space rings around here, this should be useful to you! It will be attached to your soul, so no one can see but the gods, but usually, those old boring ones are all playing the heavenly fairy voyager… "the goddess Lan Lan began to chatter again, but Chu Jiayi began to work hard to just grasp the important information.
Chu Jiayi also wanted to return the panties of goddess Lan Lan, but imagining the face of that shameless shrew when he threw the panties in her thick face! Haha Haha! Chu Jiayi couldn't help but smile, which made his pretty face even more beautiful, leaving the goddess Lan Lan and Ting Ting stunned!
"So handsome! Aya! If I didn't want to see more papapapa between you and that hot swarthy, I would surely make you my assistant just when I get bored we go out to cause confusion between the gods and devils! "Said goddess Lan Lan as if that were completely normal and not complete nonsense!
"Empress! If the Emperor hears this, he will be incredibly sad! "Said the servant complaining to her beloved Empress. She has given up on using the emperor as a threat. The truth is, this emperor is a poor man who dances in the empress's slender hands!
"Really, when this guy gets sad… Not even my papapapa with him cheers him up! He is so troublesome! The other men with some papapapa are all happy! Already this troubled jade husband of mine, I have to pamper and speak sweet words so that he can recover… This is so troublesome! "Said the goddess Lan Lan complaining under her mask, but Ting Ting knew that her empress should be smiling. After all, the goddess Lan Lan married the Jade Emperor because he looked so strong physically, but he had a cute shou boy's heart!
"Well, in the ring there are even more interesting items! See the grandpa of Destiny told me that your destiny is not on that planet or in this universe ... But this is bullshit, I'm helping you, so what does the word of this old grandpa ?! Nothing! However, I like to keep myself safe, so there are items that will only be unlocked if what Destiny's grandpa said is right! I remember when Grandpa of Destiny said, that the Jade Emperor should not marry me, I thought this grandpa was absolutely right, so I ended my relationship with this jade man! But the Jade Emperor cried for ten days behind me, sticking like a sticky mochi! Anyway, we ended up getting married and the Jade Emperor is still the Jade Emperor… But as I said, I think it is better to be Emperor Long Long, will it match my right name? "Asked the goddess Lan Lan once again running away of the subject, leaving Chu Jiayi dizzy with his endless stream of words! So much so that this time Chu Jiayi just felt a headache and couldn't understand many things this time.
"Empress, how many times do I have to say that Jade Emperor is a title just like the Empress of the Thousand Mountains! This is not something that can be easily changed! "Complained Ting Ting once again, she also felt a few twinges in her head, by the end of that day she was going to have a deadly headache, her empress was becoming more childish when dealing with the cute and cute shou.
Ting Ting had peacetime only when the Empress traveled with the Emperor or when the Empress spent years reading her novels between men, but even so, she had to keep an eye out for the goddess Lan Lan to do something like this Chu Jiayi's case, bringing a soul of a human into the world of gods!
"Hey, this is a lie! I saw that in the Zyink universe the Jade Emperor who was tired of this title changed to Radiant Emperor! And in the PeiPei universe, the title of Jade Emperor was Emperor of the Thousand and One XXX… Hehehe, you know why he has a very big bird down there and this guy's wives are really… Hehehehe… "the goddess Lan Lan commented maliciously, before stopping to speak as he saw the teary eyes of his most loyal servant.
"Okay, Ting Ting, I won't talk about it anymore! At least for 10 years, does that sound good? "Asked the goddess Lan Lan, what she couldn't stand to see was the important people in her heart with tears.
"This servant thanks the Empress's benevolence!" Said Ting Ting bowing in a perfect bow, so she hid her smile of triumph!
"Well, well, now get up, it's time for Mr. Chu Jiayi to return to his rebirth!" Said the liveliest goddess Lan Lan, quickly lifting Ting Ting.
"Oh, I almost forgot! I also left several rare herbs and some ointments for when you go papapapa with the hot dark man! Remember to use so that your body doesn't get hurt! There are also double cultivation techniques in the ring! Chu Jiayi be very happy! "Said goddess Lan Lan waving at Ting Ting and Chu Jiayi who entered a mysterious portal.
"Thank you, Empress!" Chu Jiayi can only wave his free hand, he was really grateful in his heart, he could be reborn!
Of course, he didn't mean to look for Tao Kang, since in his heart, he couldn't erase the pain and humiliation that he died just because of a simple kiss!
A kiss with Tao Kang was practically death!
Let's be single for a lifetime!
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Thank you for adding this book to your libraries!
Chapter 3 of 10 chapters.
Yes, another nonsense and fun chapter. I like the goddess Lan Lan!
The next one will contain the spoiler for the book My Yin turned Yang, so if you don't want to know behind the scenes now, better skip chapter 4.
See you in the next chapter!
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