In that moment, as Sal finished her sentence, it felt like more of a probe than a simple question. Everyone here possibly have been to each other's turf to see what the other family could offer but since I was the furthest one among the people present—and I was a new addition to their "team", I was a new artifact that needed some identification.
I replied without a change of expression, "Like I said earlier, I have a little bit of everything but what I lack are specialty products. To make it easier for me, why don't you tell me what you don't have?"
Sal replied without a bat in her eye, "A spouse?"
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"PFFT!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'M DEAD! FUCK THIS SHIT! HAHAHAHA!"
"WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING?!"
"WHAT THE FUCK, SAL?!"
"FUCK YOU, QUINN! I'M OLD BUT I COULD STILL GET IT GOING, YOU KNOW?!"
"THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"