Issei senpai banged his head against the floor. More accurately, there was a head stuck in a freshly made hole on the floor! It's like Issei senpai is growing from the floor.
…I get goose bumps just by watching it.
"Fujiyama. Sushi. Geisha." [2]
Daineko sama was murmuring Japanese words while chewing on his bones at the same time…. Is he really the Koneko from this world…? He's completely different!
"Ise kun!"
Yumi senpai pulled Issei senpai from ground and nursed him on her lap. It seems like Yumi senpai is worried about Issei senpai a lot.
"Buchou, don't be too harsh on Ise kun. If it's fine, I will wear that maid outfit."
Yumi senpai said to Buchou while brushing Issei senpai's hair.
"Yumi, you spoil Ise too much… well, I'm not going to interfere in personal affairs."
When Buchou said this seriously, Yumi senpai's face went red quickly. S. So, it's that kind of relationship then…?
"I. I'm… That's…."
Yumi senpai's face went stiff while blushing. So Yumi senpai had feelings for….
The culprit, Issei senpai, is still unconscious.
"Really, why did you fall for a guy like Ise. There are a lot of other handsome guys in here…."
Xenovia san complained because it makes no sense.
"Well, I think they suit each other."
"That's right, Ise needs a woman like Yumi who's straight to the point."
It looks like Asia senpai and Irina senpai approve of the relationship of those two.
"Ara. Rias, it looks like romance is blooming in our club?"
"Well, it's a relationship between my proud servants. I don't have any complaints as the 'king'"
Akeno san and Buchou was looking out for them too. It seems like the relationship has gone further in this world than the other one. It's actually quite enjoyable.
It's refreshing to see Yumi senpai surrounded by bishounen guys so this is very fun!
Buchou dry coughed and went back to the main topic.
"Now, about the cultural festival…. Cosplay…Maid café…I don't think they are bad ideas but the only female in our club is Yumi. Yumi has her charms but it's not possible to let her handle everything. We are very short handed."
"It's your fault for gathering only male servants. Did you not think that we should have added some beautiful flowers to this group before?"
Akeno san snapped at Buchou. Hearing that, Buchou pouted and said,
"Well, I always wanted to command a strong group so I only wanted to make a strong male group. You also nag too much by the way."
"I'm your [Queen] so I think by nagging, I'm doing my job properly."
"Uuu, you really are a master when it comes to talking back."
…Huhuhu, those two are interesting in this world too. It seems like even if their gender has been swapped, their replationship is still pretty much the same. Buchou would say something outrageous from time to time and Akeno san would snap at Buchou. They continue to argue for a bit but in the end…
"Well, I can't go against our leader… I will ask the teachers about the maid café and cosplaying."
"You are definitely my [Queen]. I love you, Akeno!"
Buchou put his arms around Akeno san's shoulder and smiled brightly. Look, their opinions match.
At that time, we heard footsteps coming closer to our clubroom.
BANG!
The person who burst in with such a force was…a black haired woman in a lab coat.
"I have a good idea!"
"W. Wait a second Azazel sensei! Jeez, you are very hard to follow around…."
And there was a silver haired man behind her.
…Azazel sensei? So that woman is Azazel sensei?! So that means that silver haired man behind her is Rossweisse sensei!
"Ah, glad you could join Azazel sensei. We want to do maid café but…."
"You need more females, right? Just wait! I will solve that problem!"
Azazel sensei cut Buchou off midway and said enthusiastically.
"Look at this!"
Sensei took out a switch from her lab coat and pressed it.
Part of the floor opened up! Sensei, you installed these contraptions without us knowing again!
From the floor, a lab bench came out and on top of that…. there was a ray gun that looks like the ones from manga or anime.
Sensei grabbed that and pointed at us.
"This is a gender-changing ray gun! If you get hit by this gun, men will turn into women, and women will turn into men! If we use this, we can turn all the guys of the ORC into bishoujo!"
""Woah""
Hearing that, we applauded sensei.
"That's an amazing gun! Azazel sensei, you rock!"
Issei senpai somehow recovered and was praising sensei with his eyes full of hope.
"Then as a test… Hya!"
Phew!
Sensei shot Akeno san. After getting hit, Akeno san's body slowly changed. By the time light faded, Akeno san has turned back to the person that I remembered as the female Akeno san! Even the uniform changed from the male uniform into the female uniform! The technology of the Fallen Angels really are amazing!
""Wow!""
We exclaimed after seeing this.
"A. Akeno… You turned into a bishoujo…."
Buchou said while blushing.
"R. Really? Hmm, where is the mirror…."
Akeno san looked at her reflection on the mirror.
"Dark ponytail… my bust is big too. Since it's so big, it's heavy."
"Oi, Akeno. That's not how you should speak in that body. Why don't you speak in a more cultured and mannered way since you look so pretty?"
Buchou suggested.
"Hmm, that won't be too bad. Hmm, I… My …..name is Himejima Akeno. Everyone, please to meet you. Ufufufu. How about this?"
Woah, it's pretty much the same Akeno san that I know from my world - not just her looks but how she behaves as well!
"Akeno senpai, so cute!"
"Cute!"
"Bishoujos are great!"
"Let's date~!"
All the guys were excited after seeing Akeno senpai!
"I'm next."
Xenovia san stepped up. Sensei pointed her gun at him and shot a beam.
After the lights faded, Xenovia san went back to normal.
"Woah, my breasts are big too. Hmm, since I don't have my dick it feels a bit empty but, it might be easier to move around when I get used to it."
Indecent words aren't allowed!
Buchou was up next.
"Then as the leader, shall I become a girl? Sensei, please take care of me well."
"No worries, Rias!"
Phew!
Buchou got hit by the beam too… and turned into a beautiful woman with scarlet hair.
Ah, it's the Buchou I recognise! I think this form is the best!
Buchou looked at herself and played around with her hair.
"Hmm…so I look like this when I become a girl. Long hair and… my breasts are big too. It looks like I will be popular with the guys. If I were like this, my mother and father might have spoiled me because I'm so cute."
Buchou laughed while saying that.
"Should I also speak in a more cultured way? Ahem. Hm, Nice to meet you all. I'm Rias Gremory, the next heir of the Gremory family. Now, my adorable servants, let's participate in a game with me…. How's this?"
Having heard Buchou, we sighed in admiration. That way of speaking suited her very well.
… but there was one person staring at Buchou with his mouth half opened. It was Issei senpai.
Having seen Issei senpai, Buchou went up to him and waved her hand in front of his eyes.
"Oi, Ise. What happened? Oi."
After hearing her voice, Issei senpai snapped out of it and grabbed her hands.
"B. Buuuuuchooooouuuuuuuu!"
"W. Why are you shouting all of a sudden…?"
"B. Buchou's current look! It's how I imagined my ideal woman! P. Please, go out with me!"
Woah! He just confessed! Even Buchou was so surprised to the point that her eyes went round and round. But it looks like Issei senpai is serious. What will happen now….? This kind of situation never happened in my world!
At that moment, someone approached the perplexed Buchou and excited Issei senpai and…
PUNCH!
Someone hit Issei senpai with a metal beam. After getting hit by the metal beam, Issei senpai collapsed on the floor….. That looks like it hurt….
The person who hit Issei senpai was… Yumi senpai! With her eyes full of tears, she was holding a metal beam.
"Ise kun… You idiot! You said 'Yumi is my type.'! I don't want to see you anymore!"
After saying that, Yumi senpai ran out the door.
"Y. Y. Yumi! Wait! This is big misunderstanding! I was seriouse when I said that! Please waaaaiiiiit!"
Ah, Issei senpai ran after Yumi senpai. It looks like their relationship is more complicated here.
At that moment, sensei looked at me.
"..Hey, Gasper. could you come over here for a minute?"
"Yes? W. What is it…?"
Sensei was gesturing at me. The club members were interested in their female bodies so it looked like they weren't interested in us two.
Sensei took me to the corner of the room and spoke to me in a low voice.
"…Are you, still a man? When they turned into girls, your reaction was weak. Do you still have your memory?"
Sensei spoke like she does in my worl….. Hey! S. Surely!
"…Sensei, you have memory from that world?"
"Well, that's…."
Sensei scratched his head and confessed.
"My experiment failed and everyone's gender swapped, even their memories were messed up. I even became a woman as well."
"S. So it was Sensei's fault that… !"
Sensei closed my mouth even before I finished.
"…Lower your voice…. Well, yeah, that happened. I'm sorry that you guys always get involved in my mistakes. But even I didn't think this would happen."
"Why hasn't Issei senpai changed?"
"Well, he's the Sekiryuutei and chichiyuutei. He probably used some unknown oppai power. Well, thanks to that, he's having fun with Yuuto right now."
Sensei seems like he's fine with it even if he's the culprit.
"What are you going to do? W. We can turn them back right…?"
"Of course. I finished this ray gun and shot them one by one but it seems like their memories didn't come back."
"Well, it seems the experiment failed again!"
"I'll do something about it so don't be too harsh on me. Right, why don't you swap your gender while we are at it? Let's become a woman, you've always admired them right?"
Sensei tempted me. That's right, I do admire them but…. W. What should I do? I do want b, b, breasts….
"I. I want breasts too."
"Yes, that's good. I will make you a pair of missile breasts. It can be fired like a missile."
I just thought about firing missiles! Sensei started to turn the dial on the ray gun! It looks like he's programming the gun! At this rate, my breasts will become a weapon like a missile!
"I don't need useless things like missile breasts!"
"Really? Then what about a pair of rocket breasts that can take you into Space? They are called the large and pointy rocket breasts, right? I'll make you a real pair of rocket breasts that will even be able to take you from Earth into space."
"That's not that different from a pair of missile breasts! I don't want to become a space vampire! Since I will be closer to Sun, I'm scared that I will turn into dust!"
I don't want that! Since I'm a vampire, I don't want to go to space! If I use a rocket to go to space, it will be like getting grilled by the Sun!
"Seriously, so many nos. Fine, be happy with just being a muscular guy. just become Daigasper like Koneko over there."
"Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat? You mean become that thing that's chewing on the bone?!"
Just then, I had eye contacts with Daineko sama.
Crunch! Crunch!
He's eating the bone with his strong chin and teeth of his! No! The main meals are meat and bones! I. I. I'm a vampire that likes to eat vegetables too! Even if the teeth and having a strong chin are part of a vampire's life, I still don't need that kind of things!
Sensei then pointed that ray gun at .....
Part 3
"—per…"
…Uuu, someone is calling me…
"Gasper, wake up."
… when I opened my eyes…I saw a familiar girl. She had a small figure… it was Koneko chan!
"…. K. Konekoooooo!"
I hugged her without thinking. That's because….
"…Calm down Gasper. What's wrong? It looked like you were having a nightmare. If you want to, you can talk to me about it."
Koneko calmed me down while petting my head..Huu, it's the real Koneko, it's not Daineko sama.
I'm glad, it seems like… it was just a dream.
I told her about the dream I just had. Koneko seems to be interested in this and listened to me with her ears up.
It seems like I came to the clubroom early and fell asleep, and had a weird dream during that period… it seemed like sensei's words were true, but I'm glad it was just a dream.
When I looked around, the others arrived and were talking to each other.
I'm glad it's normal.
Just then, I heard some kind of crunching noise. I hesitated and looked for the source of the noise…..
Koneko was eating a bone off the T-bone steak!
"…it felt like I didn't have strength in my jaw so I'm eating these to train it."
Noooooo! S. Stooooop! Koneko! You will turn into Daineko sama!
The door opened and someone came in.
"Oi, you guys! I invented something interesting this time!"
It was Azazel sensei! Thank goodness he's a guy. In his hand… he was holding a ray gun.
"This is a ray gun that shoots a ray which allows gender-swapping. It turns guys to girls and girls to guys."
Issei senpai was excited while listening to sensei.
"Really?! Wow! Azazel sensei you rock! Come on Kiba! Get hit by it quick!"
"What? Me?"
Yuuto senpai pointed at himself. Sensei then aimed the gun at Yuuto senpai.
"Ok, Kiba. Become a girl. Well, don't worry. I'm not going to fail this time."
.....AH, [This time]?..... T. That means….
Sensei and my eyes met. Sensei made a cheeky smile!
"You know what I mean right, Gasper?"
Heeeeeeeee!
That night, I couldn't sleep for various reasons.
By the way…
After seeing the female Yuuto senpai, the excited Issei senpai was subdued by Buchou and Akeno senpai who both turned into a man.
Translator's Notes and References
Jump up ↑ "Koneko" means "little cat", while "Daineko" means "big cat"; it should have been "Ooneko", though, I think.
Jump up ↑ "Fujiyama. Sushi. Geisha." This is a topic about foreigners that foreigners seem to strive to not erradicate (complete with the reading of ???, Mt. Fuji, as Fujiyama instead of Fuji-san; if that was read like that in the past, I don't know, but the reading Fujiyama is now reserved for clueless foreigners). Is the difference in spelling intentional as he's munching on T-bones?
Life 4. Records of Chichiryuutei's Pleasure Adventure
Part 1
One day after school.
"…Fake… Oppai Dragon?"
After hearing the news, I… No, everyone in ORC had doubtful expressions on our face. Well, we weren't expecting this kind of news so it was very shocking to us…
After "Oppai Dragon", a show that has us as main characters, aired on underworld's television, we became celebrities in underworld. They are selling merchandise from our shows and apparently, the House of Gremory which owns the copyrights to the shows are making huge profit out of this.
Buchou sighed and continued.
"Yes. According to Grayfia's report, a group posing as [Oppai Dragon] team are taking down bad guys at outskirts of land owned by House of Gremory. As you guys have guessed from 'group', it seems like they are not only copying Ise but me, Koneko and Yuuto as well."
People are posing as us and defeating the….. bad guys. That doesn't seem that bad does it…?
"It's true that I feel weird there is a fake me out there, but since they are not causing any harm and instead doing something good, I don't think there's problem there?"
Buchou shook her head when she heard me.
"That's not true. It's fine that they are catching criminals, but whether they win or lose against them, there will be rumours about it. If a rumour like [Oppai Dragon loses against small time criminals] spreads around underworld, Ise will be in some trouble right? They can even cause unwanted grudge against us, so it's not good."
That is true. Even if I didn't fight, and fake-lost against an enemy, my reputation will fall. Not only that, I don't like to think about the criminals who won against my fake and start boasting about it.
I will be irritated if some idiot appeared shouting "I won against Oppai Dragon!"
Buchou spoke with her hands on her forehead.
"This is a top secret that isn't known in underworld media. So before rumours spread, let's go and fix it ourselves. If media get hold of this news, it will cause headache. Not only that, House of Gremory owns the copyright. We have to be more strict with fakes and patrol them. It also happened in land owned by House of Gremory so as the Heir, I can't let this pass."
That's also true. In the future, Lands owned by House of Gremory will be Buchou's lands. If she doesn't manage this matter smoothly as next heir apparent, her leadership as High class Devil will be questioned.
"….I am interested in the fakes."
"Ara ara, Koneko-chan. Being hostile to your fakes already."
Koneko and Akeno-san spoke.
…By the way, Koneko, who was emitting hostile aura toward her fake, was sitting on my lap…. If I remember correctly, Koneko's character in [Oppai Dragon] was Oppai Dragon's cute helper [Hellcat]. It seems like she thinks her fake can't be trusted.
"My fake, hmm. If I remember in the show, I'm the antagonist [Darkness Knight Fang]… I wonder who that is."
Kiba tilted his head. That's right, Kiba's character in the show is the Boss of Oppai Dragon's enemies.
I wonder who is my fake? They do sell [Oppai Dragon] armour set in underworld so it might be some middle aged man wearing the suit…
I was having stupid thoughts like that and waited for the day we met the fakes.
Part 2
Finally that day has come
After arriving at underworld, using Magic Circles and Griffin we headed off toward the area that fakes supposedly appear. It was the countryside in the outskirts of land owned by House of Gremory.
To get there, we had to cross huge mountains and rivers with Griffin. And the village that we've arrived in was a small rural village with windmills and rice fields with nice mountain scenery.
We couldn't sense much presence here, roads were a mix of dirt and paved road.
There are old looking shops around here. No shopping mall or convenience store to speak of. This place was total countryside.
"This area is known for its barley and traditional crafts."
Akeno-san explained.
It was a village that fits the image of traditional craft making. Looks like an easygoing place.
"I want to live in this kind of place once."
Asia said with twinkle in her eyes. Ah it seems like she prefers these kinds of places rather than flashy cities.
Hmm, since Devils have a long life span, it won't be bad living in this kind of place with Asia for 10 years or so in the future. 100 years might be too difficult. I'm a city person so I won't be able to live without malls and department stores.
"Countryside in Underworld is also an interesting place!"
Irina said while taking pictures of surroundings with curiosity.
She followed us saying it will be interesting… well, she's with us all the time, like she's part of Gremory servants anyway, even if she's Michael-sama's [Ace]…..
"Countryside such as this village is often target of Stray Devils or monsters."
Kiba told us. Stray Devils, they are dangerous beings who leave their owners and use their powers however they want to. Villages with small populations and not well guarded by the House will be great for them to hide in.
Buchou nodded her head and continued.
"Yes. Stray Devils often hide in mountain area. After gaining some power there, they often prey on villagers there. If we find them, we need to get rid of them quickly. We can't sacrifice precious life of people who live in our land."
Prey on villagers…. Dangerous lot they are….
Right then, some villagers ran toward our direction.
"Oppai Dragon-sama won against another monster!"
"Cheers for Oppai Dragon!"
They were saying such things while walking past us.
To hear about our fakes right after we arrive! And by what villagers say, it seems like fakes we are looking for are toward direction villagers are all going.
One of the villagers walking past us noticed buchou…
"W-What..?"
Tilted his head with confused face and muttered "Ah, she must have dyed her hair" and walked off. Did he confuse buchou with someone else? Well, I can imagine who that person confused her with…
"Well, at least that saved us some trouble."
Buchou looked toward direction villagers are walking toward.
Hahaha, it seems like we don't need to go search for the fakes….
People were gathered in wide open area. And in the middle of them, there were few people and a huge creature. One of them shouted with top of her voice.
"We have defeated a monster that was targeting this village so you are all safe now! Ohohohoho!"
Very familiar voice. And familiar… crimson hair?!
Buchou in her dress was there!
Me, no all of us looked at our buchou! ….Yes, she's right here with us!
But in front of our eyes there was buchou… no, person who look identical to buchou was standing there! Th only difference was their outfit! Our buchou was wearing Kuoh Academy uniform, and fake was wearing the dress of [Switch Princess] from the television show! Buchou's jaws were wide open looking like she can't believe her eyes.
Standing next to monster they defeated, Switch Princess, the fake, shouted.
"This monster is a servant of the Evil Dragon who is targeting this Village, Crom Cruach! We have defeated it before it can cause any harm!"
Hearing that, the villagers rejoiced.
"That's Switch Princess for you! Thank you. Thank you!"
"Thanks to Sekiryuutei and his group, the village has gotten more peaceful!"
"Thank you Princess Rias! I'm so happy that I live in land owned by House of Gremory!"
There were even people crying over joy! Since she looks just like the real deal, it's not impossible to think that the fake is buchou, daughter of Lord! Even so, what's going on here!
"Again, our sekiryuutei Oppai Dragon defeated the monster in one punch! Cheers for Oppai Dragon!"
Fake Switch Princess introduced a person in armour! Ooh, Red body armour! But doesn't that look very similar to mine….
….? I swear I've seen that armour before. Although it's strikingly similar to mine, small details were different.
""Oppai Dragon! Oppai Dragon!""
Villagers started to chant that to praise the person.
[Sob Sob]
At that same moment, Ddraig burst into tears. Why are you crying? It seems like he's sensitive to the word [Oppai Dragon]. Was he so shocked that fake was being praised that much? Hmm, I don't know….
Instead of feeling ill toward the fake who's being praised, I was comparing the image I had in my head and what I'm seeing right there….
"…..Um, um, um."
Koneko, who was standing next to me, had stiff expression and pointed front of us. For Koneko, who doesn't show her emotions easily, to be agitated that much. What is happening….
I looked toward where trembling Koneko was pointing at. And I saw…. Wearing [Hellcat] costume from television show [Oppai Dragon], it was owner of dynamite body… Kuroka....?!
"Everyone~ It will be nice if you can return the favour a little bit Nyan~"
Kuroka spun around on the spot and tilted her head cutely. And showed her well-developed breasts and teased male villagers.
"""Woooooooaaaaahhhhhhhh! Hellcat-Samaaaaaaaaaaa!"""
Their eyes turned into hearts and they started to throw their money at Kuroka! By the way, Kuroka is member of my rival, Vali's team and Koneko's older sister! A Nekomata with a very erotic body!
At that moment, I realized what was going on. Actually, there weren't any other possibilities!
That red armour! It looks like Hakuyuukou's Divine Dividing Scale Mail! It was red Hakuyuukou!
When I looked more closely, there was a men in suits a bit further away from the rest. It was Holy Sword Caliburn user Arthur!
"…Ah, it was Vali team."
Kiba muttered next to me.
That's right! It was Vali team! That bastard, is he now dyed his armour red and pretending to be me?!
Vali, Kuroka and Arthur!
T-Then that fake buchou must be….
When I guessed who that person could be, Buchou walked toward her!
"Ohohoho! Now that we defeated the monster, shall we have a party at restaurants like usual…"
SLAP!
Buchou slapped the fake Switch Princess who was laughing loudly.
Then she grabbed her throat and dragged her somewhere.
"Come!"
"Y-Y-Y-You are Switch! W-W-What are you doing here?!"
Bewildered fake shouted! Wait, that voice was… Bikou!
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"I knew it…. you damn monkey!"
Buchou burst into rage! Dangerous aura seeped out of her body!
That person, Bikou?! Looking at the situation, guy in red armour shook his head and opened his mouth.
"Hehehe, it seems like we need to end the act here for now."
That voice definitely belonged to Vali.
"Two Switch Princesses…?"
"Could it be a fan cosplaying…..?"
Since there were two Switch Princesses….. Next heir apparent, villagers were confused.
It seems like we need to move somewhere more quiet…
Part 3
At corner of village, at a riverside where no one was, us Gremory team stood in front of fake [Oppai Dragon], Vali team.
If we were seen talking to terrorists it might be trouble later. Although it seems like people in this village were not very well connected to outside world, so I don't think it will cause big trouble.
"Hehehe, it seems like we are caught."
PONG
After smoke settled, we saw Bikou returning from Switch Princess back to his original form. Yokai and Son Wukon's decedent… did he use magic to turn into Switch Princess? Can he do that using some Yokai magic?
"Hehehe, well the real ones have appeared so it can't be helped."
Vali turned his armour back into white and released it. Dark silver hair and blue eyes, it was Vali! Did he use his power to turn his armour red?
Buchou glared at him and opened her mouth.
"What is going on here?"
Hm, the simple question had a slightly desperate tone. Bikou scratched his cheek and muttered.
"Hahaha, you see…"
After obtaining information that [Crescent Circle Dragon] Crom Cruach might be hiding in the area around here, Vali wanted to see him and came here.
But by chance, he saw this village being attacked by unknown monster and he defeated it.
And to hide the fact that he is a terrorist, he disguised himself as [Oppai Dragon].
When they have defeated the monster, they received thank you from the villagers here and after one event after another, they became village's hero as fake [Oppai Dragon] group.
By the way, Le Fay was on expedition with Fenrir and Gogmagog.
"Crom Cruach. The [evil dragon] that's rumored to have already died isn't it."
Ross-san murmured with her hand on her chin.
Already dead? But dragon Vali team is looking for it…
Arthur fixed his glasses and spoke
"There's also a legend that he's still alive. As dragon who oversees war and death, there's a theory that he was killed by Christian, but there's also a theory that he's in deep sleep and hiding somewhere."
If I remember, most of the legendary dragons have retired or were killed. My Ddraig and Vali's Albion were sealed inside Sacred Gears after being defeated.
Out of all dragons, you can count the ones with extraordinary powers with one hand I heard.
"Well, there is a dragon hiding here targeting this village using these monsters. It's not Crom Cruach though."
Bikou said.
"Then why are you guys still here? You don't have any more business here right?"
Xenovia asked a fair question. That's right. As terrorists and people seeking for stronger foes, this village has become a useless place for them. So it's weird that they decided to stay behind.
"Well, we are just returning the favour."
Vali said that and Bikou spoke.
"After defeating monsters people who thought we are the real [Oppai Dragon] group treated us with delicious food, asking as to at least stay until the Dragon boss is defeated."
"And mimicking [Oppai Dragon] is so fun nyan~"
Kuroka added to that.
"That's right. I also had fun mimicking Switch Princess! So I ended up giving them some fan service!"
It seemed like Bikou was having fun. Hmm, these guys are still unpredictable and not only that, I don't even get the reason for their actions! Seriously, I don't know if they are good guys or bad guys.
Well, I know that they are a troublesome lot and not our friends for sure.
[…Oi red, I'm mimicking such thing called [Oppai Dragon]… Sob. How did this happen…!]
[I'm sorry white. I don't even know either…it seems like I get into weird situations without realizing it…Sob…]
…Two Heavenly Dragons have started crying again. Looks like Vali joined Bikou's mischief… Hakuryuukou, who dyed its armour red and started to mimic me. I can't possibly imagine how Albion feels like right now.
Buchou sighed and said
"…as member of the House of Gremory, I give you my thanks for helping this village. We are also at fault for not realizing this village was under attack by monsters."
Then Bikou started to tap buchuo's head loudly while talking.
"That's cool! Not even the great House of Gremory can look after everything like this tiny little village. But there are only two tv stations available here. Not even tokusatsu show [Oppai Dragon] airs here. They only knew about Oppai Dragon through main news on Channel 1 or by radio? Wouldn't this huge information divide be a problem? Well, thanks to that we didn't get outed as fakes though."
"...That's right, we should set up some TV towers here."
Buchou's eyes twitched.
It seems like she's mad at Bikou tapping her head…! But it seems like Bikou hasn't realized this and kept tapping her head.
"Also won't it be good if they build supermarkets or convenience shop here? Only thing here is the corner shop with a poor selection and a wagon."
"…T-That is true."
"Not only that, won't it be good if they have ramen shop here? If you want, we can run it for you; I'm into making ramen lately. I'll show you taste of ramen full of vegetables and pork!"
"...…I-I don't think that has anything to do with this situation? And also, stop tapping my head!"
Buchou smacked Bikou's hand away! Her anger gauge is increasing!
"Hehehe, that's scary. I don't think you can fulfill your duty as Switch Princess with a short temper like that?"
"That's none of your business! The only person who makes me mad like this is you! Also! Stop calling me Switch Princess! I don't want to be called that by you! And also, you guys are currently illegal immigrants here!"
…They have a relationship like dog and monkey, wait it's more like Princess-Monkey relationship….[1] Even an elegant person like Buchou loses her temper when talking to this guy.
When Bikou made Saru(Monkey) hand seal it made loud noise and smoke came up! When the smoke cleared, a fake Buchou wearing Switch Princess's costume appeared! You transformed again!
"I think I'm more fitting to be Switch Princess."
He said in Buchou's voice! His hand movement and the way he walks are exactly like buchou! I didn't know he was this good at mimicking other people!
By the way, Buchou was….so mad that her tendon on her temple was bulging out! Koneko then for some reason gave her a banana she had brought with her.
"…People keep picking fights with me lately..... Likes of you mimicking me….? Ohohohoho you, a monkey? Here, take this banana and go back to mountain."
"Confident aren't you Switch. Shall we have a battle then? Let villagers decide who the real [Oppai Dragon] team is!"
"Sounds interesting. Okay, I accept the challenge. We will show you the real [Oppai Dragon]! Ise, everyone, let's win this!"
Sparks were flying out between Buchou and Bikou's eyes.
….my goodness this is getting out of control.
In the end, Gremory team and Vali team are battling to see who's the true [Oppai Dragon]….
"Nyhahahaha, it sounds fun don't you think~? Shirone."
"…."
While Kuroka seems like she was having fun, Koneko looked like she was displeased and pouted.
When I was sighing, beside me, Vali was saying "Don't cry, Albon. This is another form of entertainment. What? You want to go back to your homeland? Calm down first, I don't even know the homeland of white dragon." And was calming him down.
"You guys sure do have too much time on your hand."
I told Vali while sighing.
"We do need a change of pace sometimes. I only care about that dragon though…bread and cookies from this village are also good. Just eating that is worth the effort."
Team moral eh. Also, he eats things like cookies, I can't imagine it.
[….I am meeting with white dragon, but instead of fighting, we are doing these kinds of things… it's too much….]
My partner sighed heavily.
An improvised stage was built at the place where crowds were gathered. On the stage, there was a banner with [Oppai Dragon Fight!] written in the Devil's Alphabet.
The villagers who have gathered had their eyes full of excitement.
[Ah~ Ladies and Gentleman! Let's start the 1st [Which is real Oppai Dragon?] competition!]
""Woooah!""
The people cheered after announcer.
….Fake Switch Princess, Bikou told everyone in the village about our agreement. And the villagers gave instant ok and built this improvised stage with everyone's help.
Maybe because there's not much else to do around here, it seems like they get behind anything that looks fun. They sure know how to have fun…
[Judges will be Village chief, Rossweisse-san, Asia Argento-san, Xenovia-san, And we have a special guest, Irina-san who came from Heaven!]
"Hello to you all. This is Village Chief speaking. Thanks for having me today."
After being introduced by the announcer, Chief opened his mouth. He was a dandy looking middle aged man with a long beard.
"Hello everyone. I'm a Valkyrie, Rossweisse. As a judge I will be fair on everyone today."
"I-I am Asia! I think this place is very beautiful! I want to live here one day!"
"I'm Xenovia. Take care of me as well today."
"I'm Shidou Irina~! I'm an angel~! Devil people! Let's have fun today!"
Some people from ORC were sitting at judge's panel….. Oi, you guys seems like having fun.
Just think about how I feel, being dragged into this competition; I don't know what's happening right now! I shouted in my head behind the curtains while waiting with my armour on.
"….I will never lose to that monkey ever…!"
Buchou was muttering next to me, she was flaming up. H-Her eyes are scary! It's really scary Buchou!
We have decided to have 1v1 battle against the five of us. From our side, me, buchou, [Dark Knight Fang] Kiba, [Hellcat] Koneko and Gasper are going to compete. Gasper was praised by people as [Cardboard box Vampire] after appearing on a movie. From their team, Vali, Bikou, Kuroka and Arthur are going to compete….. Who is the fifth person? We don't know who that is yet.
[Now, let's the show begin!]
… Announcer has declared the start of the competition! Akeno-san was wearing a bunny girl suit and acted as round girl! Fishnet Thighs, they are the best!
Anyway, competition has started!
Round 1
Darkness knight Fang Battle.
Wearing antagonist's costume, Kiba and Arthur had a numbered badge on their chest. Since we have to determine who is real and fake, we didn't tell them their real names and decided the winner using this.
""Kyaa~! Both of them are so handsome~!""
Seeing two handsome guys on the stage, all the village girls went wild…. Damn it, handsome guys are so popular with girls wherever they go, so jealous!
[We have distributed plaques only to female members of the audience! On each side of the plaque, they have 1 and 2 written on them! Now, you two have to say and act cool like the character. And with that, the panel of judges and female members of the audience will use their plaque to decide who is real and who is fake!]
Popularity contest! Kiba, you can win this!
Grabbing the mic, Kiba took a deep breath, flung his cape and said
[Sekiryuutei, I congratulate you for reaching me. Let's have our final battle tonight. Now, let's begin our fight till the end.]
Woah, its Darkness knight Fang's quote from Oppai Dragon!
""KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!! SO HANDSOOOOOOOOME!""
Girl's shrills were echoing! Some of them even fainted! You like it that much! It's just a quote from the show!
This time, Arthur grabbed the mic and turned his eyes toward me. What? Me?
[Oppai Dragon…. I have always wanted to fight you. I'm curious how well one of Two Heavenly Dragons will endure my Holy Royal Sword. If possible, I would like to rip your strong will…. And your strong heart into pieces.]
…feeling his cold gaze my entire body shivered. He was emitting killing intent…! He was being deadly serious just now!
""KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!RIP ME INTO PEECES TOOOOOOOOOO!""
Female audiences were so excited that their eyes turned into hearts.
After that, those two continued to make cool poses and say cool lines, exciting the audience even further.
"I'm not interested in handsome guys."
Chief's comments were short and to the point! You are a good person! I'm rooting for you!
"Kiba has better image overall but…."
"If we consider image as Darkness knight, Arthur-san isn't that bad either."
Xenovia and Rossweisse-san were not giving us any advantage and judged them very seriously!
In the end…. Draw! The votes were split between Handsome guy Kiba and Dangerous looking Arthur.
Round 2
Hellcat Battle.
Next up was Hellcat Battle.
On the stage, Koneko and Kuroka stood! Both of them were wearing cute Hellcat costumes but… their bodies were so different from each other!
Loli body Koneko and ginormous oppai body Kuroka! Kuroka was swigging her hip and her tail while pressing on her breasts!
""""OOOOHHHH! HELLCAT-SAMA!""""
Male audience members were enchanted by Kuroka's erotic body! I'm also enjoying this a lot!
[Now it's a battle between Hellcats! We have given plaques to male audience members only this time! Will it be loli loli Hellcan-chan, or will it be ero ero sexy Hellcat-sama! Let the match begin!]
Kuroka took the mic first.
She started to seductively stroke her body. Starting with her thigh then moving up to her bottom, hip, breasts then she placed her hands on her lips.
She licked her lips seductively.
[Do you wanna do Hellcat stuff with onee-sama nyan ? ~J]
…Ku! After hearing something that causes shockwaves inside a guy's head, everyone including me had a massive nosebleed!
"""YES! OF COURSE!"""
I shouted with rest of the audience! Shit! That Kuroka. So erotic! Are you really Koneko's sister?! Is Koneko going to be like you in the future! I don't know if I should be happy or a bit worried! But at the same time I think it might be really good!
Seeing Kuroka's amazing performance Koneko was… her shoulders were trembling and made sad expression. Her cat ears were also down. It seems like sexy Hellcat was too big of a shock.
After receiving the mic, Koneko said in small voice.
[…I'm the real Hellcat but… I'm short and have no breasts so there's nothing appealing nyan… sob…]
…Hu! Right then, electricity shot through my body! After watching cute Koneko, my chest tightened!
""C-C-Cute…! Loli girls are also greeeaaaaat!""
It seems like male audience members were having the same thought as me. They were excited and had another massive nosebleed!
"Ero ero onee-sama and loli loli girl's battle! I'm glad I was born in the underworld!"
Chief shouted looking at the sky! This guy, he knows what he's talking about! I like this guy!
The result was Koneko's comeback win! At first she was trailing off by Kuroka but at the end, [Cuteness is Justice!] has won.
"Not bad, Shirone ~"
Instead of being angry, Kuroka smiled and walked off the stage.
"....."
It looks like her feelings were complicated but thanks to her win, she seemed to have gained confidence.
Round 3
[Cardboard box Vampire] Battle.
We have now reached half way of the competition.
Next up was [Cardboard Box Vampire] Gasper's battle.
On the stage was Gasper in his normal clothes.
"Heeeeeeek! I get so nervous on stageeeee!"
Against trembling Gasper on stage was…. A cardboard box!
…..eh? Cardboard box? I looked closely at the box on stage. It looks like a normal box…. Is there anyone inside the box? It doesn't looks like it.
I was bit confused about this. And then, I heard announcer's voice.
[Right then who is the real [Cardboard Box Vampire]! Please vote on what you think is real!]
W-W-W-W-What?! They've already started?! Actually, is Gasper's opponent… a plane old cardboard box?!
Bikou, as fake Switch Princess, said
"That's right, we prepared a plain old cardboard box!"
You idiots! Saying our opponent is a plane cardboard box! Our legit cross dressing vampire is facing off against a plane old cardboard box! The match has already been decided!
"Since his name has cardboard box in it, won't that box be the real one?"
"That makes sense! The other one is just a normal devil! He's cute and all but if we are looking for Cardboard Box Vampire, we should choose the cardboard box!"
Audiences started to talk like that! No way, really?! That's a normal plane cardboard box! Is lack of information affecting this match as well?!
[Now let's hear it from our judges!]
As the announcer looked at the panel, Xenovia opened her mouth.
"…Hm, if we focus on the Cardboard box part, that cardboard box there might be the real Cardboard Box Vampire."
Even you are saying that! That's just a box!
"I also think that the box over there is more like the real one then Gasper-kun!"
Irina too! Are you two both idiots?!
"That's true. For me, instead of Gasper-kun himself I've seen Gasper-kun inside his box more. If we look at it that way Gasper-kun is cardboard box itself….?"
Even Rossweisse-san is starting to be confused! That's weird! Treating your precious comrades as a cardboard box, that's just weird!
….W-Wait a minute, A-Ara…? Am I imagining things? I think that box is more like Gasper too….?
There are some truths to what Rossweisse-san is saying. I also think I've seen him inside his box more…if we think of it that way then that box over there is…. More like Gasper….?
Everyone here shifted their attention toward the cardboard box.
[…..um?!um?! W-Where are you guys looking?!I-I am right here…why is everyone looking at a box…?]
Holding onto his mic Gasper… looking guy was talking but no one was listening to him… everyone was looking at the cardboard box… no Gasper Vladi and nodded their head.
The result was…
[This cardboard box is the real [Cardboard Box Vampire] sama!]
When announcer said that everyone clapped their hands like they all agree with the decision.
[S-S-So mean!]
Original Gasper Vladi started to cry and went inside his own box.
Ah, that's more like [Cardboard box Vampire] Gasper I know!
That day, Gasper's identity was ripped off by a normal plane cardboard box.
[Round 4]
[Switch Princess] Battle
Final battle! Anticipated battle between Switch Princesses!
Two crimson haired bishoujos in a dress stood on the stage! The real buchou was wearing a pair of gloves with the Gremory mark on her left one.
[Switch Princess battle! Who is our real Princess Rias?!]
When announcer was introducing them, Bikou grabbed the mic midway and walk toward the audience!
[I will show Switch Princess's power right here, right now!]
He then proceeded to push his breasts forward and clicked his fingers! Soon after…. His breasts started to shine!
Woah, that's Buchou's Second Phase! Yes, buchou's breasts glow in red aura! [2]
I don't know how they got that information but it seems like Bikou was using either senjutsu or magic to mimic the phenomenon! Audiences started to get excited and rowdy.
"I won't lose to that! Ise!"
Buchou suddenly called me. W-What's going on…? I hurriedly went over to Buchou.
"Touch my breasts!"
"Yes?! A-Are you sure?!"
She told me to touch her breasts out of nowhere! Well, if you give me permission I will gladly do so!
Buchou said in determined voice.
"If I want to win against that monkey I will have to show them a real miracle! If it's you, you can do it!"
Buchou believed in me so much! But even so, is that really ok?! There are so many people here! Well, worrying about such a thing is a bit late at this point!
There are moments when Buchou reciprocates my love for breasts so well that even I'm perplexed at times! But if I am ordered by Buchou to do so, it's my duty to fulfill her order! Thanks for the chance!
I took my twitching fingers toward Buchou's enormous breasts and commenced an attack on them!
Boing!
I can feel this soft and elastic sensation covering my hands!
"Huuu…"
Buchou gave out erotic sigh. At that moment….
Phist!
My armour emitted red aura from all over the place! Ah, I can feel my power rising! This is the best! Buchou's breasts are breasts that can bring my hidden power!
Buchou's breasts were shining more radiantly than Bikou's breasts! It was bright enough to illuminate the whole stage!
[….Uuu. this again….!]
Ddraig said this like he gave up. I'm sorry partner! I know this may sound bad but, try to get used to this kind of situation please!
"That's a very radiant light. Ah, breasts are shining….! They are full of emotions! They are joyful! This must be miracle that Sekiryuutei and Switch Princess bring…..!"
Chief was whaling! It seems like his heart was touched by something!
…right then
[U. Ahhhhhhhhhh!]
We heard pained cry from the audience direction.
Getting shone by the light, one audience member cried in agony and started to change his appearance! His body grew in size and wings came out from his back, his arm and legs grew bigger and even had a tail on his back!
[KUAAAAAAA]
A loud howl echoed around the stage. From the audience, a large dark dragon appeared. Oh, he sure is energetic, he seems strong! So light coming out of Buchou's breasts have the ability to look through a dragon's disguise it seems.
"""Ahhhhh! It's a dragon!"""
Seeing a dragon suddenly appearing, the audience fled the scene quickly! The only ones left were us, Vali team, chief and the announcer. The dark dragon flared at us and spoke.
[You blasted devils! How did you look through my disguise…. Does that bitch's breasts have some kind of ability to defeat evil?!]
Dragon, who's been outed after being shone with light, said in a voice full of hatred. Buchou's breasts are full of mysterious powers! Seeing that, Albion shouted.
[Ddraig! What was that power just now?! Does your power have an effect on those around you?!]
[My partner is using his power in the weirdest way possible. I-It could be that aftereffect.]
[What?! …. D-Don't come near me! Stay away! I might catch that oppai power!]
[What?! Sob sob! Even my arch foe is criticizing meeeee!]
Ddraig started to cry heavily! I'm sorry! Even Buchou's face turned red as a carrot!
Right then, Vali stood next to me.
"At least we didn't have to go out and find him. You are the one targeting this village right? …. Just a normal Evil Dragon."
Vali said in bored tone.
Ah, this guy is the boss of all those monsters. Sensing his powers, it's not even remotely as powerful as the Dragon Kings.
Dark Dragon glared at us.
[…That's right. After taking over this village, I'm going to use it as a footstool for my ambition. I can't let you weaklings get in my way!]
Hearing that, I and Vali looked at each other.
….That dragon. Does he not know of the Heavenly Dragons? He won't be able to say that kind of things in front of the Heavenly Dragons if he knew about us.
[He's a young dragon. Looks like from some Evil Dragon clan. Seems like he hasn't met anyone with real power.]
Ddraig murmured in a dumbfounded tone. Is he one of those bullies back in his home?
[I don't like you guy's face! Me and my servants will teach you what it is to be a true dragon!]
From his shadows many monsters came out but… they all seemed to be not too threatening. Bikou shouted
"Really annoying! Oi, Switch Princess! Let's have competition who can get rid of them the quickest!"
Bikou kept agitating Buchou. Coming back dressed in school uniform, Buchou made a confident smile.
"Sounds interesting! Ok then! Now my adorable servants! Let's blast these mobs from the Land of House Gremory!"
Oh, looks like fun!
"You guys gonna defeat them using oppai torch?!"
"Shut up you stupid monkey! Shall I blast you away with them?!"
They are fighting again!
"Ufufufu, I was about to get bored, this is perfect. Shall we test how well they can handle my Holy Lightning?"
"Sounds more fun than being a judge."
Akeno-san and Xenovia look like they are having fun too.
"You guys, the village might get destroyed so go easy on them. Let's try to cause minimum damage to the village and destroy them all."
Hearing Vali's order, his team members made scary expression! Woah~ they are scary!
Now, I should join them too! If it was me from before, I won't have chance against that dragon but with the current me, I think I can handle it without breaking a sweat.
Like that, we and the Vali team charged at the dragon.
Part 4
A few days later…
"Zoom Zoom Iyaaan!"
"""Zoom Zoom Iyaaan!"""
We are watching [Oppai Dragon] tokusatsu show at the countryside village from backstage. Actors and actresses dressed as us were running the show, it seems like village kids are enjoying the show as well.
After defeating the dragon easily, to ensure that this village does not get attacked by other monsters, we decided to put some guards to guard the village here. We also decided to set up a TV tower so the number of channels people can watch here increased.
Fake [Oppai Dragon] Vali team, like always, hid themselves quickly. They sure have too much time on their hands. But even if for a bit, they did protect this village from harm.
And I…was holding a present from Kuroka, as an apology for mimicking us…! Looks like she asked someone to give this to me, as a villager came up to me and handed me my present.
Inside were many pictures of Kuroka in erotic poses….! T-This is awesome! Totally erotic! She's making all sorts of poses in the photo! Looks like I'll be very busy tonight! Uhehehehe, I can't wait! When I was drooling over the photo someone tugged my clothes…Koneko! Taking the pictures away from me, she glared.
"K-Koneko! T-This is…."
Even before I made any excuses, Koneko's sharp punch hit my stomach!
BANG! Getting hit by the punch my body was surrounded in pain.
"Ku…! K-Koneko…"
"...….So perverted."
Koneko shredded the photos and walked away. After a few steps she stopped and said.
"….One day, I will get bigger too…."
Saying that, she walked away from me.
…Get bigger? What is she talking about? B-Beside that my precious ero photos… I cried in sorrow.
MY ERO PHOTOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Translator's Notes and References
Jump up ↑ it makes sense in korean. Dogs and Monkeys have bad relationship and Princess-Monkey relationship part is parody of that.
Jump up ↑ (Translator Note: happened in the fight between Ise and the hero faction in Vol.09)
Life 5: Love Song to the Reincarnated Angel
Part 1
It was a time when the weather got chilly as winter approached.
Inside the club room, there were only Asia, Xenovia and I.
"I'm a bit curious, what does Irina do when she's not with us?"
I got curious while drinking tea.
"It seems like she is carrying out jobs as an Angel for Heaven."
Xenovia answered while sitting across from me.
Oh, a job as an Angel for Heaven. Irina is the only reincarnated Angel in ORC right now with the rest of us being Devil. Well, except for that crazy Fallen Angel Azazel-sensei. Irina usually stay with us most of the time but there are times when she goes on her own, like when the rest of us are doing our jobs as a Devil.
We normally stay until late night in the club room waiting for one of us to be called, but Irina is often not here with us. Even if the Three Great forces have made peace with each other, she won't be able to help us with our work since she's an Angel. Well, there are times when she would provide us some drinks but…. She would never get involved directly.
"Sometimes, she goes out alone during the holiday saying she's doing her job as an Angel."
Asia said, while eating strawberry from a cake.
So she's busy with jobs that we don't know about.
"....An Angel's job. I'm bit curious. "
I just blurted out without thinking, but the face of Asia and Xenovia got brighter when they heard me. Since they were part of the Church before, I guess they will be interested in these things….
"Yes, I'm also interested in what Irina does. Actually, what a job of an Angel is like to be precise. As her friend, I want to see what she does for her job. You too, right, Asia?"
"Yes, Xenovia-san! I really want to see the job of an Angel at least once in my life!"
Arara? It seems like I've hit the wrong spot. They have entered the devout believer mode. Well, they were part of the Church before reincarnation so it's not surprising that they are interested.
"…But won't we be a bother…?" Asia changed the tone of her voice. They were interested a moment ago but after thinking about it calmly, it seems like she thought she might be a bother to Irina and the Church if she tag along. She really has such a kind heart.
But as if to get rid of her worries, the door was opened energetically and Irina entered.
Irina nodded her head and made a mischievous smile.
"Fufufu, I heard all of it! Ok then! I will show you what I do for my job!"
I have a feeling that we will be involved with the Church this time….
The following holiday, Asia, Xenovia and I arrived at the building related to the Church in the neighbouring town. They told us that this is also one of the living quarters for people related to the Church around here and also act as the HQ for Heaven. According to Irina, she normally receives job requests and would report back to this place.
Maybe because of the peace between the Three Forces were done recently, the outside of the building looks pretty new. As expected from a building affiliated with Church, there is a large cross at the front of the building. It was a nice modern building that looks like it is as big as Kuou academy's new building and didn't look like one of those Western styled Churches. Irina told us to come here today. She must have arrived here before us….
By the way, we got permission from Rias beforehand. She sent us on our way saying 'This is a good chance to learn about the Church' and even got permission from the Heaven for us. As expected from the woman I love! Not only does she understand us, but she also puts the small details into consideration! Ah, she's such a good person…. Well, we did get scolded when we asked to go to the Church before. I guess this is due to the peace treaty between the Three Forces!
…Uuu, since we are all Devils, we get chills just by going near the building affiliated with the Church. The same goes for Asia and Xenovia. Well, it can't be helped. Since we are Devils, we get instinctively nervous near Church buildings. But after the peace treaty, there were no conflicts between the three sides and individual affairs were not interfered. We also joined forces when it was necessary.
"…I always get chills whenever I see a Church while walking around town. Ufufufu, maybe it is a fitting punishment for believers who got reincarnated into a Devil."
Xenovia said in a self-disparaging tone… You are a Devil now so don't be bothered about that… I was about to tell her that but it will be hard for them, who grew up in Church facilities, to let go.
"…I want to attend a mass."
Ah, Asia's looking at the building with a longing gaze! As a former believer, she must be having all sorts of thoughts! But if a Devil attends a mass we won't know what might happen so I'm sorry but you can't, Asia! By the way, Asia was wearing same Kuou Academy uniform like me and Xenovia. Wearing a school uniform on holiday feels a bit off but if we are going to a Church, we thought it will be polite if we go in a uniform which can be called a student's formal dress. Xenovia wore a school uniform like I did but Asia was continuously debating if she should wear nun clothes until we were about to leave. In the end, she concluded that she would wear uniform like us having considered the view of the church and to make the point that she is now a part of the House of Gremory.
"Everyone's here!"
Someone approached us in front of the building. It was Irina.
"I will show you guys today what Angels normally do for their job~"
Irina seemed quite happy; her voice was full of joy. It feels like she's happy that her friends came over to her house to play. She gave us all a card strip that you put on your neck like identifications of employees. The card was some kind of ID with our pictures on it. Irina pointed at the card and explained.
"This is your special permit. It is designed to not cause harm even when you get near to Church associated buildings. Since they are recently invented, only a few people have it."
That's right, even after the treaty, a Devil going into the territory of Heaven will still cause problems. This is apparent especially the case of Asia's Sacred Gear, [Twilight healing]. Apparently it causes harm when they go near the Church. They say it's because it can heal both allies and their enemies, the Devil and the Fallen Angels…. Does it really help if we put this on? We were bit sceptical but we still put the straps on our neck.
…..
When we put them on, the chills that bothered us until now have magically disappeared. Having experienced the affect in first person, Asia and Xenovia looked at their hands with a pair of surprised eyes.
"Please don't use your powers while wearing those. They are still in development stage so we don't know what might happen." Irina explained briefly and gave us a wink.
So we can't use our powers while wearing these. On top of that they don't know what might happen if we end up using them…. Hmm, I'm thankful but I am also scared a bit.
Our ID was probably thanks to Rias talking to Heaven before coming here. Since everything is going smoothly, I guess both sides are starting to trust each other after the Treaty was signed. Well, it's not like we're going to Heaven or Vatican so maybe the permission was easily given. If we wanted to go to somewhere that important, we might get a different attitude from Heaven.
"Well, if we don't use any powers there won't be any problems right." Xenovia said in casual voice but…. I'm most worried about you using your power…. Whenever Xenovia attack using her powers, the screw in her head gets loose and she becomes a power idiot. She had such a cool female warrior vibe when we first met her….
Now, Kiba frequently tells me, "I want to teach her better techniques to widen her attack. I don't think she uses her brain when she's fighting…." in disappointed tone and that she is losing her dignity as a [Knight].
"Then let's go in."
We followed Irina into building in front of us.
Part 2
When we went through the automatic door, we saw a place that didn't look different from any other office. People working there also wore a suit like any normal salary man.
But from time to time, we went past priests and nuns along the way… the real priests and nuns. They are wearing the same nun outfit as the one Asia has! Looking at the priests…. That reminds me of that bastard, Freed.
People wearing suits didn't give us any looks when we were walking past but it seems like the priests and the nuns recognised who we are and looked at us curiously…. If they are sent here, they should know that we are Devils.
"…Ah, they are…."
"….I heard rumours…."
They were whispering to each other when they walked past.
Well, I am wearing an ID card with [Hyoudou Issei] written on it so people who knows my name should recognise me straight away.
…but there is something that is more interesting, it was the greetings that people gave to Irina.
"Ace Irina-sama, hello there."
"Nice day to you, Angel Irina."
"Irina-sama, please look over my prayers I offered to the Lord next time."
Everybody who met Irina were either offering prayers or were bowing their head! They are treating her as a saint and are showing so much respect to her!
That's right! It's easy to forget but Irina is the Ace of Archangel Michael-sama! From the deck of cards which Michael-sama owns, she had become one of the twelve Angels directly under him! It's not an exaggeration if one says that that is one of the most important positions one can hold at the Church!
…Since we see her as an easy going high school girl every day, we keep forgetting how important she actually is. If we look at it from the position of the people of the Church, Irina must be someone who people look up to a lot.
"…Irina you are amazing." I muttered, and she replied, 'Ise-kun, what are you saying~?' while laughing heartily but… I will actually think of you as an important angel from now on.
"That's amazing….! I think I'm going to idolise Irina-san from now on!"
"That's right…. If someone became an Angel, then that must be the most honourable thing a person can ask for. Maybe I should be proud to be able to call an Angel my friend."
Asia and Xenovia had sparkles in their eyes and gave prayers on the spot to their friend! Their belief is deepening ever since they arrived here! They are living as Devils right now, but you could tell that they still genuinely believe in God deep inside their heart.
Irina turned around to face us and gave an awkward smile.
"I'm really sorry; people here are specially chosen from every faction and are normally level headed but… they must be bit interested in Devils, you guys."
"I'm not that concerned. Surely they must have known about the terrorists and the monster disaster in the underworld not too long ago?"
"Yes. People who are here at the allied Headquarters are people who cleared certain requirements from each faction. Normally they don't show it outside and aids us from the shadows. They also do missionary work and exorcism at the side." Irina told us. We heard that Heaven was aiding us, frontline fighters, from the shadows. Therefore the priests and nuns we just went pasts are people doing that job… Wait, Irina just said something that bothers me.
"Exorcism…. Against Devils?"
When I asked just in case, Irina made a bitter smile.
"Nah, Devils that claim this area, Rias-san and Sona-san, are our precious comrades who we have allied with, so we don't do anything against them. Also there's no way you guys will do something bad, right?"
That's right, Rias won't do anything to harm people, she showed so much affection towards them. So what do they exorcise?
"Ah, you mean evil spirits?" Xenovia answered my question. Ah, so Evil Spirits then, I understand, so they get rid of bad ghosts.
Irina nodded and continued
"Yes, Evil spirits are things that no matter what happens will always exist. So part of our job is to rescue people form those kinds of things."
"That's also what Rias onee-sama does." Asia added. Yes, Rias also does exorcism if someone requests.
Irina sighed while walking up the stairs.
"The truth is that after the treaty, the number of exorcists has been declining steadily."
I think Azazel-sensei also said something similar… Irina continued.
"It's affecting the priests, the nuns and the warriors who fight supernatural beings the most since the treaty. Until now, we fought against the Devil and the Fallen Angels to recover our territories but since we became allies we haven't had to fight against each other. Right now, we fight monsters or beings that refused to ally with us such as vampires. Thanks to that we are reducing the number of fighters since we won't have to fight during peaceful times. Well, number shouldn't be falling so quickly since we have threats from terrorists…"
Hmm…It sounds like the exorcists have it hard. Jobless exorcist priests huh…
"For those who live and fought in name of the Lord, their swords are their way of life. So it will be hard to let that go. If it was me, I would have struggled with my future." Xenovia spoke. Maybe she knows how they feel since she's also a warrior. Even if she did choose to become a Devil on a whim, it sounded like she was struggling with decisions back then.
"By the way, we are keeping secrets about the God except for those at high positions. We can't tell devout believers the truth."
Irina said with saddened eyes as most people here don't know that the God, who wrote the Bible, no longer exist. That's to be expected. Asia, Xenovia and Irina had their mind nearly broken after learning the truth. To the people at the Church, that news will be like the end of time for them. If they lose faith in everything and are filled with sorrow, that will be disastrous. As we walked up the stairs, I wondered where Irina is taking us to. Just then, she stopped in front of a door.
On the door, there was a passage written in the Angel's Alphabet with an image of a Cross drawn on it and the door feels heavy. Whoever is beyond that door must be someone of a high position. Before she knocked, she turned around facing us.
"Actually, the regional manager for this area is here right now. Normally that person will be very busy traveling from Vatican and Heaven but she gave us a bit of her own time as a special occasion. That person is also a reincarnated Angel like myself."
Hmm, regional manager. I don't know anything about the person from Heaven who oversees this area. Well, I just haven't asked about it before. I'm sure Rias or Azazel-sensei will know about this person.
Staffs from Heaven are surely mysterious. Well, I'm not really familiar with the side of the Fallen Angel or Devil as well….
"So the regional manager is also a reincarnated Angel. She must be a devout believer, right? I'm excited."
Xenovia seems like she's full of excitement but Irina had mischievous smile on her face.
"Ufufufu, Xenovia. You will be very surprised."
Saying that to Xenovia, Irina knocked on the door.
"Please, come in." someone politely spoke…. From her voice, she seems like a young woman.
Inside the room was… a nun sitting in front of the office desk. She is wearing a veil so I couldn't see her hair. She had blue eyes and gave off a northern-European look! She was a beauty with noticeable body features that is like a female model! She seems like…. She's in her late 20's. With her warm smile, she gave off a tender aura.
"Everyone, thank you for coming all the way here." The nun stood up and greeted us.
She greeted us warmly but I can't take my eyes off her body! Since she's wearing nun's clothes, her body feature aren't shown but my instinct for a woman's body improved quite a bit lately so I can guess with good accuracy. I bet she's very glamorous. If she takes her clothes off, it would be such an amazing view! She has such a nice bottom and her legs are also not too thin while not being too thick either, just perfect!
Although I'm staring at her with lecherous eyes, she only returned a smile. Damn, am I feeling guilty because I'm at a Church?! Looking at a nun's pure, innocent smile, I suddenly want to confess even if I'm a Devil!
….Right then, I noticed that Xenovia is frozen solid next to me. This girl, her face is blue!
Xenovia spoke with flustered voice.
"S-S-S-S-S-S-Sister Griselda! W-W-W-W-W-What are you doing in Japan?!"
Ara, they know each other? She's so flustered, she's not normally like this! She's always confident!
The person called Sister Griselda kept smiling and opened her mouth. On the back of her hand, she had the letter Q on it.
"Nice to meet you, Servants of Gremory house. I'm the Queen of one of the Four Great Seraph Gabriel-sama, Griselda Quarta. I'm regional manager of this area for Heaven, pleased to meet you. "
Oh ho, Queen of one of Four Great Seraph, Gabriel-sama! She's Queen of that ultimate beauty Angel-sama! She must be of a high position then?
"Sister Griselda… she's very famous... When I was still at Church, I heard her name few times."
So Asia also knows of her. Irina nodded and spoke.
"By the way, Gabriel-sama's suit is Heart. Therefore Sister Griselda is the Queen of Heart. And everyone calls her such."
Eh, [Queen of Heart]! So then since Irina is Ace and Michael-sama's suit is Spade so that makes her Ace of Spade! Both are quite strong cards in a card game. If Queen of Heart and Ace of Spade are both in the same area then this region must be very important to Heaven as well. But I still can't believe that Irina is the Ace of Spade. Is it because I know how she normally lived….?
Sister Griselda turned her eyes to me.
"Sekiryuutei Hyoudou Issei-san right? I have heard about you, the rising star of the underworld who accomplished many feats, correct?"
"T-That's, I'm not sure about rising star…."
I'm embarrassed to hear that from such a beauty! I got so embarrassed… Sister Griselda smiled and continued on.
"One of Seven Deadly Sins… it seems like you are craving strongly for sexual desires. Fitting for a Devil I imagine. Not only that you are a Dragon. According to the Lord's teachings, Dragons are Evil Beings. [Devil and a Dragon full of Sexual Desires]…. Fufufu, if one of our more sensitive believer were to be here, they might just faint."
I-I have no idea if I'm being praised or being insulted at….
Just then, Irina whispered into my ears.
"Sister Griselda's really strict with Devils. Before the alliance, she fought against Devils and Fallen Angels for Heaven. She is also one of top five most powerful exorcists within all the Church divisions, especially among female exorcists. But she's not a bad person. That was just her sense of humour."
She's brave nun who fought against Devils then! A-And that's her sense of humour? Well, I couldn't sense any hostility in her words so that must be true.
"Next is…. Xenovia."
Sister's eyes turn toward Xenovia. Xenovia tried to avoid her gaze but Sister quickly walked toward Xenovia and grabbed her face with both of her hands. With a bright smile on her face she spoke with a confident tone of voice.
"It's been awhile, Warrior Xenovia. I never thought we would ever meet again like this. "
Her voice was calm, but I think I can sense some anger with it….
"Y-Yes, Sister Griselda. I-It has been awhile… H-How h-have you b-been….?"
Oh, I've never seen Xenovia sweating this much and speaking this nervously! It's quite refreshing to see her like this!
"'How have you been' isn't something you should be saying right now? Why did you reincarnate into a Devil after coming here for a mission? Not only that, why haven't you contacted me until now? If there's something I really want to ask, it is what you are doing here showing your face, stand up…!"
Sister Griselda slowly focused all her strength onto her hands and her anger was increasing steadily! The room is now full of overpowering aura that came from the Sister who was so kind just a moment ago.
Irina told me and Asia.
"Sister and Xenovia came from the same facility. Not only that, she's the senpai of Xenovia. She also knew Xenovia longer than anyone at the Church. I also received multiple help from her when I was working with Xenovia as a pair."
So that's it then! She's Xenovia's senpai from home! She never talks about her past so it's shrouded in mystery but she did have someone important back home.
Xenovia, who couldn't run away since her face is grabbed by Sister, shouted at Irina.
"Irina! W-Why haven't you told me about Sister Griselda before! If I knew that the regional manager was her, I wouldn't have come here!"
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"I didn't tell you because I had a feeling that you wouldn't come here if I told you about her. I heard that you never contacted Sister Griselda ever since you became a Devil?"
"O-Of course! If I did…. I would have been killed by her!"
Xenovia tried to resist but she couldn't get away from Sister Griselda, her face became distorted since Sister Griselda was grabbing her face hard. Seeing that, Irina gave a cheeky laugh. Sister Griselda continued to speak while grabbing Xenovia's face as hard as she can.
"I was about to go crazy when I heard that you went to Japan and reincarnated into a Devil. You, who I have raised with the teachings of God, became a Devil… you always acted on your own and created some weird theory all the time so everyone treated you as a problem child but I always thought of you as kind hearted girl."
Sister Griselda is right. She never listens to others and acts on her own. She also say random things all the time and gives us a headache. We often are in a tight situation because of her, Sister Griselda! However, she's not always that bad.
Asia then spoke to Sister Griselda.
"Sister Griselda, please forgive Xenovia… as someone who has been expelled by the Church and reincarnated into Devil, I'm sure you won't believe me but… Xenovia-san is a really good person. She's our precious comrade, saved me in multiple occasions and… And Xenovia-san is my precious friend. So please forgive her."
Asia asked Sister Griselda with all her heart, asking for forgiveness as her comrade… as her friend. To Asia, Xenovia is a very precious friend to her.
Having heard Asia, Sister Griselda let go of Xenovia's face and became calm again.
"Sister Asia, I also know of you. I heard you have been suffering because of the Sacred Gear that you possess. I will send out a special ID card for you in the near future. Using that will allow you to be able to participate in Church activities with some restrictions."
Hearing that, Asia was very surprised.
"W-Will….. that be alright? To give such an important thing to someone who became a Devil…."
When Asia hesitantly asked, Sister Griselda made a broad smile and nodded her head.
"Of course. Even if you became a Devil, you will still be our friend if you still hold onto your beliefs. Although there will be some restrictions since you are a Devil, if you follow the Lord's will, you will be able to join us."
Hearing Sister's reply, Asia was experiencing tears of joy.
"That's great Asia! You might be able to attend a mass!"
When I said that, Asia said "Yes!" excitedly. She's really happy right now.
Sister grabbed and pulled Xenovia's cheek again.
"Sister Asia, if I can ask you a favour, please remain this troublemaker's friend in the future."
"Of course! A-And also, I am no longer…."
"At least I will treat you as a Sister."
Hearing Sister Griselda's words, Asia nearly fainted. Today must be greatest day of her life; she's recovering things that she has lost ever since she became a Devil one by one.
This Sister is a very good person indeed.
"Sister Asia, I will teach you how to handle this Sexual-predatory Devil and this Easy-going Devil. Ufufu, I have defeated many Devils before, this much won't be a problem."
...I think she will remain strict on me and Xenovia. Irina spoke to Sister Griselda.
"As I have mentioned before, I'm thinking of showing them what Angels do for their job."
"Yes, that's a good idea. For Devils to observe an Angel's job, I have never felt the feeling of an alliance like this before. Please, enjoy your time. Ace Irina, be careful not to make mistakes."
"Yes!"
Irina replied strongly.
And like that, we began to observe Angel's Job.