"His highness, it is I, your personal guard Qingfeng Zhangming." The guard stated kneeling down at the door, "Password?" An unfamiliar male voice answered, "암호." The guard replied
"It seems that there is another person at the door? To you, what is the translation to the password?" He questioned, 'Easy money. Thats Korean for gods sake!' "Password!" Kexin yelled
"Come in! Come in!" A familiar, warm voice rang "Brooo! I'm not done questioning them yet!!!!" The man sighed and opened the door, "Come in.." "Wo-o-OAH! Pretty lady, will you ca-"
"Kuh!!!" Kexin and Shenzhen had both punched him, Kexin did it on reflex and Shenzhen did it on purpose, "Care to feel my wrath, Longxian Shenming?" Shenzhen smiled, but his eyes weren't
"Calm down Levi, Kurama, Pandora, give him some leeway.." Kexin had noticed that unmeasurable bloodlust was coming out of Kurama, anger coming out of Pandora, and straight up deathly aura around Levi
[RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..]
Levi furiously grumbled, he was mad, REALLY mad, unless you were his masters friends, not even 2 meters could you stand by him
[HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!]
TRYNA WOO MY MASTER!?! NEVER, NEVER IN ALL YOUR LIFES WILL YOU WOO HER!!!!!!!!
Pandora hissed and sss'd, she was clearly mad, so mad she would pounce any moment, but somehow, she still looked cute!
[YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!]
DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE PAINFULLY ALL YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama.. let's stop there.. "Owwie! My face! My boo-" "Here," Kexin threw a pack of ice at him, specifically speaking, his face. "You don't have to take it, you weren't that handsome anyways."
[MyyyoooOOOOOOOH]
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
"Anyways, back to the subject! Did you personally invite me to your banquet?" Shenzhen just realized the dress Kexin had on, and thought 'Number one beauty, Liyue Mingwan? I think they mean Kexin.'
"Yes. Any fool who denies will die." He said with a serious look, "Okay!" Kexinmwas fine with shedding some blood, as long as it wasn't hers "KUGAHT!!!!!!" The guard yelled
"Woah Kexin, at least not in my manner.." Shenzhen said out of reflex, it was like he had OCD(1) "I already did it, it's already bloodying your floor." Kexin said looking at her hand for any blood
"Bloody hell woman..." The man said to her, looking at the corpse, and then at her flawless, innocent face "I didn't think such a gentle looking woman like you was up to killing.."
Kexin looked at him like he was an idiotic, stupid, retarded person, "Whats your name?" She asked "Longxian Shenming, 4th son of, Emperor Longxian Gintang and Empress Hexian Shenmi."
Kexin recalled that,
Emperor Longxian Gintang Empress Hexian Shenmi 5 Longxian Shenzhen
1 2 3 4
Longxian Tangming Hexian Lingmi Hexian Linli Longxian Shenming
"So... Shen is at the bottom of the chart?" She giggled and looked away from Shenzhen's gaze "Yes.. and Shenming is the second worst.. he would count as the first worst because,"
"He is a flirt, he is a normal visitor to 'Sugar Glazed Women..' ugh.. I can't even say it.. he has had ninety-nine women.. if you become his right now.. which hopefully doesn't happen.. you'll be his one-hundredth,"
"And plus, he will fill your insides with jelly..... making you a jelly filled bagel.. and he will glaze you with sugar the same day.." "Ew... I hate jelly-filled donuts.. they really suck."
Kexin made a throw up expression and put her hands on her mouth after "Well! I did, and it's starting in hmm.. a fourth of a shichen(1)?"
"Oh, okay, longer than I thought." Kexin actually thought it was going to be about five minutes because she rushed to the palace but it was actually way longer than that
"Beautiful dress you are wearing, it emphasizes your body shape well!" Shenzhen said looking at her from head to toe, his ears turning a little red while doing that "Uh.. thanks?" She looked confused
She had no love life for all of the years she had been living, including her past life so she was like.. a noob at love, romance, and s*, she could even mention the word without being embarrassed
"Okay! Lets go get read... why don't you have any hair accessories?" He asked, "Why? Oh, my younger sister took all of my accessories, but whatever, they would fit her." Kexin said
"Why would they fit her?" Shenzhen asked, "Because they are ugly, they would compliment her face well!" He chuckled and covered his mouth saying "Then you don't?"
"I can make my own, much better than those others, I have one that would fit me well.." She thought about the things she made when she was cosplaying as Kexin in Wild Woman • Emperor Of Longxian Empire : Beastly Buddies
The horned feather piece, the earrings, the fox mask, the pretty shoulder blade, and a matching body piece "Yup, yup.. that's just right!" She thought after all, she had made those things by hand
"I'm tired, is there any spare room?" Kexin asked, yawned right after, 'Adorable! How lucky I am to catch her yawning ah!' "Ahem, there is a room right next to mine, you may use that!"
"Thanks, Shen." She walked off into the room next to his, "Aiyo, that was tiring, having a woman in my room, just us, al-" "NOT ALONE!!!!! I'M STILL HERE!!!!!!" Shenming screamed
"PLEASE!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE I WILL BE A GOOD BROTHER AND WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU TWO EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" He wailed and cried as Shenzhen escorted him out of his chambers
"NEVER COME BACK!!! Shenzhen yelled as he kicked Shenming out of his estate, into his own, and returning to b- "SHUT.UUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!" Kexin yelled, bed..