General Han drank merrily with Ning Man, talking about all the bloody battles they've won. Suddenly, a young soldier burst into the tenet.
"GENERAL HAN, THEY'VE ARRIVED!!!" He yelled frantically. "AND THERE'S THOUSANDS OF SOLDIERS!!!!"
"Well, of course, there are thousands of soldiers. We may be only twenty men, but we've massacred entire armies before."
"General, five of us are dead remember? We sent six men, and only Ning Man survived."
"...Right" The general said.
"I didn't survive, they let me go. Afterward, I killed every last one of the assassins."
"HAHAHA!!!! Good job, Ning Man, but we still have to fight their army with only fifteen men."
"Who cares, let's die in battle together!!!" He yelled.
General Han headed out of his tent with Ning Man and the young soldier. They saw the hundreds of troops, heading towards them with one goal, and one goal only, to kill the man who held more power than the Dog Emperor.
General Han got on his white horse.
"Men," he yelled, "It's time for our last battle together. Let's attack!!!"
"YAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The men shouted, filled with bloodlust.
General Han's soldiers went atop their horses and rode to fight their last battle.
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