The tryharding superhero was our main character, Ching Chong.
Obviously, he was tryharding for the women.
Ching Chong thought exactly like Dick, after all.
Well, Dick was gay, so more like a heterosexual Dick.
Ching Chong was about to use his spirit stones to teleport back to Qidien headquarters, but he saw the cancer quartet.
It was entirely clear that he was taken by the ugly prettiness of loli orange man.
He though with the intelligence of Dick, you know?
So, the man asked, "Who are you?"
He only really cared about the underage legal loli, but he asked that question for appearance's sake.
It wouldn't do to look bad in front of an underage legal loli.
Bob, the smartest of the four, replied, "WE ARE CANCER."
Ching Chong was confused. Why did they have to state the obvious?
"I know you are, but what do you call yourselves?"
Alice, the eternal racist who was actually a loli too but was underage yet not legal therefore getting ignored by Ching Chong, was the one to answer. "You Chinese idiot that makes more money than the average superior race, the Jews. Do I need to say this one more time? WE ARE CANCER."
Now Ching Chong was getting really confused.
A loli was verbally abusing him.
This was a first.
He needed to rethink his life.
Thank you QIDIEN.