Capítulo 9: Assbuster
***Ding: Random Draw from Hell mode punishments. ....Flamewheel..retry....retry...Bladewalk...retry...retry.....retry...ETERNAL ASSBUSTER...drawn...finally got it kukukukukukukuuuu..***
"Wait. What is going on?" Hitler was confused. 'What's with this retries?' he thought.
He never knew that his yellings did not silence the system for good but made the system hold a grudge and made the punishment as heavy and hard as possible. His ignorance made him forget something extremely crucial. This SYSTEM came from HELL.
It is extremely VENGEFUL.
***Ding: Assbuster was drawn. Congratulations host since the Assbuster is an extremely rare 'eternal' one with a probability of 1/100000 to be drawn. The target will suffer eternal torture from here on out.***
"What the fuck? What's there for me to celebrate? It sounds horrible and scary." Hitler rebuked. How hypocritical can the system get to congratulate him for getting the rare punishment? He could tell from the words 'rare' and 'eternal' that this punishment meant trouble. Especially the term 'eternal' made him shiver. He got bad vibes from it.
***DIng: Summoning Assbuster.***
"Wait. DON'T" Hitler's shout went to deaf ears of the system who couldn't wait any longer to see Hitler suffer.
White light with some red mixed in flashed in the room blinding Hitler. The dark night emphasized the flashing. If it was in the closed castle room of Roland, this would have caused a commotion.
Hitler got scared thinking that some scary monster will come out of hell to eat him, and he couldn't help but move backward and hide in fear with his eyes closed.
Even after a couple of seconds, no sound was heard in the room. The scared Hitler slowly lowered his raised hands which he used subconsciously for protection and took a peek at the room with his half-opened eye.
"Ehh. Nothing?" Hitler sighed in relief.
Hitler recovered his courage and came out of hiding. With a snort, he questioned the system "Was that a bluff? You were scaring me all along."
***Ding: System doesn't bluff. The summoning is a success.***
"Success. Don't lie. I don't see it."
***Ding: Look carefully.***
Hitler started looking around but he still could not find anything in the room. But soon he was able to look onto something small in the air because when it moved it emitted red light.
"A fly?"
"Looks like this place does not have insect control yet. Where do I get some DDT?"
***Ding: This place has advanced control over such things and for your information, it is not a fly.***
"It is not a fly? Don't tell me this tiny thing is what you called the 'rare' and 'eternal' thing?" Hitler felt like the system is trying to pull his leg all this while. Claiming to punish him, then using random drawing with a lot of retries, summoning nothing and bluffing it succeeded and finally now pointing at a weird fly and claiming it to be the super rare punishment. How laughable. But the smile that was about to appear in Hitler's face was frozen by what he witnessed.
He saw the 'fly.' Strangely this 'fly' did not have any wings and had an elongated body. It had a white body with red rings on its body. No eyes were visible, but Hitler felt it was watching him.
"This isn't a fly. Why is it flying in front of me? What kind of punishment is it going to give me?"
***Ding: I told you that Assbuster isn't a fly. It's asking whether you are the guy it needs to bust.***
"It speaks? And you understand it?"
***DIng: System is an expert in all languages.***
"It looks more like a worm. But how can it fly...oh I forgot it came from hell...wait" Hitler froze as he remembered something.
"Its name.....worm...Don't tell me its that disgusting maggot...Asss....."
Before he finished talking the suspended Assbuster flew like a flash and entered into Hitler's mouth.
"AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKkk. VVVVVAAAA..."
He tried to spit it out but his efforts were fruitless as he felt it going down his throat.
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