Konkey_Dong

Konkey_Dong

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Gorilla lost in the urban jungle. sub wn: Konkey_Dongg, Konk3y_Dong

2018-07-30 Joined Philippines
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Konkey_Dong
6 hours ago
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F for the unnamed children

When fleeing, each of the seven children carried a family keepsake on them to facilitate future recognition.

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Eastern · White-browed Arhat

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
6 hours ago
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"WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THE WATER? CAN I EAT IT??? WTF!!!"

[What the f*ck is the use of this!! When I went out, I was surrounded by river!!! I regret it. If I had known earlier, I would have sold it in exchange for some food! Damn it, there were 200 refugees in the territory just now, and tomorrow we will run out of food!!]

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Sci-fi · Carp Blowing Bubbles

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
6 hours ago
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Lord Dick: You should thank me for letting you eat plague wolf fur, by giving me your cum milk, old man!

These people were all the wealth of Twilight City. There was nothing strange about feeding his lamb with grass. He was still waiting for the other party to produce milk.

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Sci-fi · Carp Blowing Bubbles

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
6 hours ago
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THANKS FOR LETTING US EAT WOLF HAIR, MY LORD! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!

"Thank you for your generosity. It is our honor to meet such a great lord like you..."

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Sci-fi · Carp Blowing Bubbles

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
6 hours ago
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"Later, get someone to cut up these wild wolves and store their fur. Some of them will be made into fur cloth, and some will be used as food for the residents."

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Lord Of The World: I Become The Lord Of The Desert From The Start

Sci-fi · Carp Blowing Bubbles

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
8 hours ago
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Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
9 hours ago
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what, did the old man croak already?

Zhao Sheng took it, unfolded it, and his expression grew darker as he read, eventually turning ashen.

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Eastern · White-browed Arhat

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
9 hours ago
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bro called his wife sister lmao

Seeing her state, Zhao Sheng's expression changed drastically as he quickly comforted his wife while asking, "Don't panic, what has happened? To see Sister Qi in such sorrow, tell your husband all about it, I am here for you."

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Eastern · White-browed Arhat

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
9 hours ago
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well it seems like that's what his qi refiner equivalent

Just two days ago, he personally killed a cultivator at the Qi Refinement Fourth Level.

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Eastern · White-browed Arhat

Konkey_Dong
Konkey_Dong
9 hours ago
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Since that day, they had been conducting a secret affair.

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Cultivating for a hundred lifetimes to ascension

Eastern · White-browed Arhat

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