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Opening his eyes, he finds himself in the body of a young Arsenal trainee on the brink of being cut in 2010. Fortunately, he has a proficiency panel to rely on. From [Strength lv1] to the unstoppable [Muscle King lv5]; From [Sprinting lv1] to the absolutely dominant [Blazing Speed lv5]; From [Long Shot lv1] to the brutally powerful [Battle Axe Cannon lv5]! In an era of stellar talent, where Messi and Ronaldo are about to become the greatest duo, he joins forces with manager Arsène Wenger to write a new chapter in football legend. Years later, when he looks back, he realizes he has forged a path to become an all-conquering, unparalleled champion! He is known as — the Football God!

Full Translation avalaible at - geriatrictranslations.com As a member of the evil spirit clan from beyond the realms, righteousness can lead to divinity, and wickedness to demonhood! Unexpectedly arriving in the Dou Qi Continent, the protagonist possesses the Holy Sky Demon Flame. With a white holy flame in his left hand and a black demon flame in his right, he stirs up turmoil across the continent. Note: The protagonist has top-tier talent, and there is no excessive belittling or glorifying of Xiao Yan. If this doesn't suit your preference, please refrain from reading! TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name -斗破之光暗共生 Original Author - 潜水的大猫 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon.com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help.

Novel Synopsis: With no ancestors who were Soul Masters, no innate full soul power, no dual soul techniques, no inherited cultivation methods, and no system or spatial abilities as golden fingers, how can one live a stable life and gradually climb to the pinnacle? Ling Yi: “Watch carefully, learn well, I only teach once.” (Yu Xiaogang: There are no useless soul techniques, only useless Soul Masters. Ling Yi: He’s right.) PS: This time, take it a bit slower. ============== Novel Tags: Time Travel, Genius Flow, Mature,Reversal, Fanfiction Derivative, Douluo Continent, No Golden Finger Note: Re-releasing with better translation.

Where the leaves dance, the fire burns eternal. The flames will continue to illuminate the village, allowing new leaves to sprout. But alas! We can only dwell in the places where the light of the flames does not reach, enduring the harsh cold and darkness of winter nights. We gaze longingly at the bonfire we once kindled, yearning for its light and warmth, all while fending off the malevolent eyes lurking in the shadows. No golden fingers, no ancient sage, and no system. The protagonist grows step by step from a child without chakra to the pinnacle of the ninja world! TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name - 简 介 木叶：这个宇智波非常苟 Original Author - 如若晨风 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon.com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help.

Naoki finds himself in the Pokémon world, inheriting a ranch and gaining the ability to grant Pokémon incredible powers through cooking. The Pokémon on the ranch undergo some wondrous transformations. A Miltank that can perform [Hyper Roll] without any blind spots or lag, a Rapidash that moves so fast it leaves only afterimages, and a Machamp with pigtails that can knock out a Snorlax with a single hammer punch... —————— Wild trainers hear of this and come to challenge and train. Naoki: Has the challenger arrived yet? Rotom Butler: Report, Rotom, he's fighting with our dairy cows, Rotom. —————— Keywords: Pokémon, farming, ranch, heartwarming daily life, no 996, relaxing, leisurely living, feel-good story

Read 200 chapters ahead on geriatrictranslations.com with features such as entity detection, retranslation for incorrect chapters etc. Where the leaves dance, the fire burns eternally. The flames will continue to illuminate the village and help new leaves sprout. Unfortunately! We can only enjoy the harsh cold and darkness in the places where the fire's light does not reach! While gazing at the bonfire we have built, we yearn for light and warmth, and fend off the malicious gazes that occasionally come from the darkness～～～ No golden finger, no grandfather, and no system. The protagonist grows from a child with no chakra to the pinnacle of the ninja world step by step!

Traversing to the world of Dragon Ball, I became a newborn Saiyan. Starting with 200 power points, I became an upper-class warrior on par with Raditz. Five years later, the God of Destruction, Beerus, descended upon Planet Vegeta... Countdown to planetary destruction! The plot begins! No system, no golden finger, facing the imminent destruction of Planet Vegeta by Frieza, Tarrot made a certain decision.

Read 200 chapters ahead on geriatrictranslations.com with features such as entity detection, retranslation for incorrect chapters etc. Lin Changqing, who accidentally arrived at Mount Tai, awakened his Taiyin constitution and, carrying the legacy and the three ancient divine waters, came to the continent of Dou Qi. He became a member of the Soul Clan, one of the eight major clans on the continent of Dou Qi. Ambitious Lin Changqing aims to reach the peak of the continent of Dou Qi. However, due to his lack of importance within the clan and the absence of cultivation resources, his path is fraught with difficulties. But this does not deter Lin Changqing. By using some despicable means, he successfully obtains a large amount of wealth from the Gu Clan, the mortal enemies of the Soul Clan. However, what he never expected was... Lin Changqing: 'Miss Xun'er, you don't want to see Young Master Xiao Yan... Shit! Xun'er, what are you doing? Don't come over here!' PS: The protagonist has a despicable and decisive character.

Read 200+ chapters on geriatrictranslations.com Reincarnated as a member of the Uchiha clan, but Uchiha Itsu does not want to save the Uchiha; he only wants to fake his death and return home. Coincidentally, it is the time of the Third Shinobi World War! Uchiha Itsu is sent on a mission to the Land of Hot Water! Uchiha Itsu thinks that in this era full of danger, dying should be no problem! But soon, he frowns and realizes things are not as simple as he thought. ...... Evil God Cult Leader: Damn it, God! I've never seen an Uchiha who laughs maniacally while being sacrificed on the altar. Uchiha Obito: Brother, you charged through the Kumogakure forces with sparks and lightning to save me! I'm in tears! Danzo: I brought ten thousand men to ambush the Raikage, but what the hell are we surrounding now? Uchiha Itsu: Damn, I just want to die honorably, is it that hard? ...... Book Club: 791982259

Read 200 chapters ahead on geriatrictranslations.com with features such as entity detection, retranslation for incorrect chapters etc. This book is also known as [I Lead the Uchiha to Split Konoha] and [I, Uchiha, Illuminate Konoha]. Becoming an Uchiha, how can I change the fate of my clan for the future? Join the Third Hokage's faction? No! Revive the glory of the Uchiha! Starting today! Step one, give Shisui a goal to strive for. Step two, instill the Uchiha's fire philosophy into the traitor 'Sasuke'. As soon as the borders of Konoha stabilize, Konoha eagerly moves against the Uchiha. So, let the flames of war in Konoha burn even brighter. Therefore, step three, keep Konoha in a state of war under the Third Hokage... to achieve the goal of splitting Konoha. I, Uchiha, speak for all the bloodline clans in the entire shinobi world! This is a world that values bloodlines! Shisui Uchiha said with passionate fervor, 'Orochimaru-sama inherited the Will of Fire and secretly conducted human experiments for the village. It is you who have abandoned the true Will of Fire!' Under the calm demeanor of Itachi Uchiha, his eyes revealed a resolute determination, 'Third Hokage, you are old, your ambition has long faded. Under your leadership, Konoha has only grown the Sarutobi clan, and your Will of Fire has turned dark!' Orochimaru, who had become a rogue ninja, was taken aback, 'What is going on? How did this happen? When did I ever willingly become a burning leaf for Konoha’s Will of Fire?' Full-time author, completed works: [Hongyun: Establishing Mahayana Buddhism to Achieve Sainthood], [Lu Bu's Grand Ambitions], [Lu Bu's Simulated Life], [Infinite Space Cycle]

「Fanfiction of Absolute Tangmen」 Ten thousand years after the Divine War, at Jialing Pass, the place where the Angel and the Asura God fell, a child with both holy and evil attributes was born, coinciding with the Nine Treasures Crystal Sect's visit to pay respects to their ancestors... The Undead Holy Law God from another world, the Asura God who should have fallen, the Ice Sovereign of the Far North, and the blood-red nine-headed bat king who survived the City of Slaughter... Eternal burning wings, take me away from the mundane world's decadence, the glory of the Angel race will once again bloom on the Douluo Continent!

Su Yun is transported to the continent of Dou Qi, where he awakens a system, and with his foresight, he challenges the sky and breaks through all limitations. [Ring! Scanning the ring, scan successful, detected the soul of Medicine Elder] [Ring! Can extract Medicine Elder's lifetime memories, extract or not?] [Ring! Extraction complete! Placed in the system storage] Su Yun was overjoyed, his eyes glowing green, and he extended his wicked hands towards the continent of Dou Qi. [Ring! Scanned a first-class demon core, recycle or not?] [Ring! Scanned a Companion Purple Crystal Source, recycle or not?] [Ring! Scanned the Green Lotus Heart Fire, recycle or not?]

Full 740+ chapters available at - geriatrictranslations.com A person is transported into the world of Battle Through the Heavens, steadily developing their abilities through sheer natural talent without relying on any system. They don’t intentionally target Xiao Yan, avoid building a harem, and instead pursue opportunities with strategy and reason. The looming catastrophe of the Black Sun approaches, hehe~ A fanfic featuring genius-level cultivation, invincible flow, a mature, no-cheat protagonist, and a ruthless, decisive path to dominance. TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name -斗破：阳帝 Original Author - 叫我老唐 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon.com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help.

Li Che, after being reincarnated, lived an ordinary life for nineteen years before resigning himself to his fate, marrying, having children, and working hard to support his family. But the moment his daughter was born... His once ordinary life became extraordinary due to his daughter's blessings. ... Daughter is born safely, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Immortal Artisan] Daughter turns one, safe and sound, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Dragon Elephant Vajra] Daughter turns two, healthy and disease-free, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Pristine Heart] Daughter turns three, lively and clever, you obtain the Dao Fruit [Chess Master] Daughter turns four, five, six... ... Li Che discovers that with each passing year of his daughter's life, he can condense a Dao Fruit to bless himself. From then on, Li Che had a simple and unadorned wish. One Dao Fruit per year, quietly guarding eternal life. A father only wishes... To start from a warm and cozy family, calmly protecting his daughter's immortality. Silently accumulating countless Dao Fruits. From this point on, he cultivates and refines his spirit, becoming invincible in the world.

How difficult is the path of immortality! Especially in this world of cultivation that has been utterly transformed by a plague! Ordinary people carry the disease, and once a cultivator comes into contact with it, their cultivation will decline at best, and at worst, they will return to the heavens, thus forever separating the mortal and immortal realms; Cultivation techniques cannot be practiced simultaneously, turning the entire cultivation world into a vast dark forest; ... Li Fan, having traveled from another world, harbors great ambitions but can only roll in the dust of the mortal world, wasting his life. Fortunately, at the moment of his death, he finally awakens to a mystical treasure, capable of turning reality into illusion, transforming his real life into a dream, and returning him to the moment he first crossed over! Thus, Li Fan begins his long journey to immortality! In his second life, Li Fan spends fifty years rising to the pinnacle of power, but he cannot find any trace of immortals in the world. Only at the end of his life does he catch a glimpse of an immortal's presence. In his third life, Li Fan exhausts his mind and devises countless plans, but ultimately cannot withstand a single sword strike from an immortal! In his fourth life... ... I, Li Fan, an ordinary mortal, will never regret a hundred lifetimes, all for the sake of immortality!

Full translation at - geriatrictranslations.com Upon waking up, you find yourself in a fantasy game as the Sīnóng (Agricultural Minister). [Prosperous Dynasty Version]: You diligently practice the Seasonal Order technique, evolving from controlling favorable weather to commanding the elements, from bountiful harvests to all things flourishing, dictating the seasons and quietly growing in power. You achieve notable success, accompanying the army in battle, wielding the Four Agricultural Books. You freeze vast rivers, paving the way for your troops. You use Miasma to kill enemies and Mist Shadows to halt massive armies, achieving unprecedented military feats. Ascending to the rank of Grand Agricultural Minister, you seize control of the dynasty's fate, drawing it all into your grasp. [Spiritual Revival Version]: You nurture mountain spirits and wild monsters: the twin-born Lotus of Fire and Water grants you immunity to both elements, the Seven-Star Sword Bamboo strikes with chilling power over vast regions, parasitic seeds feed on living beings, and Void Seeds root into space, absorbing the world's spiritual energy. You create an internal world, cultivate divine seeds, and your Taiyi Divine Lotus spawns countless avatars, while the Ancient Tree of Life becomes eternal and indestructible. "A single true seed falls into the Dantian, nurturing spiritual seedlings that live for millennia. One day, when my cultivation reaches its peak, my fate will be mine, not dictated by the heavens!"

Full Novel at - geriatrictranslations.com False Ninjas: They hide in the shadows, ambush their enemies, and rely on flashy, intricate ninjutsu—high on offense, but fragile in defense. True Ninjas: If you eliminate everyone, no one remains to reveal your presence. Their bodies are indomitable, and their combat style is fierce and overwhelming. False Ninja Warriors: They command the full power of Susanoo, capable of splitting mountains with a single swing, yet often fall prey to surprise attacks from behind. True Demon of the Ninja World: With a body sanctified by sheer power, they can obliterate a Tailed Beast Bomb with a single punch and subdue Kaguya in a bare-handed grapple. The proud Otsutsuki clan roams the cosmos, binding the planets they favor with the chains of the Divine Tree, draining them to the bone, all in their delusional quest to become the universe's sole deities. But in the ninja world, a shadow as deep as the abyss eagerly awaits their arrival, for the blood and bones of the Otsutsuki are the finest nourishment this universe has to offer! TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name - 宇智波家的体术至尊 Original Author - 腊肉豆角煲仔饭 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon .com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help.

Note - Full novel till latest raws is available at https://geriatrictranslations.com. Naruto's Diary: March 15th, Year 63 of the Hidden Leaf: I think I died. [crossed out] I think I died but then came back to life. March 16th, Year 63 of the Hidden Leaf: I’d rather have stayed dead. April 1st, Year 63 of the Hidden Leaf: The Soul Society isn’t the afterlife from my world. My parents aren’t here! July, Year 63 of the Hidden Leaf: Who wants to be Hokage? Even a dog wouldn’t want to be one. The Leaf Village is boring. I’m going to be a Soul Reaper and find out where our world’s "Soul Society" is. I need to find my mom and dad. Years Later… The Head of the Gotei 13, Commander-in-Chief, the First Soul Reaper, and the Jinchuriki of the Ten-Tails—Naruto Uzumaki—raised his sword. "The world needs a better order." TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name - 鸣人只想做死神 Original Author - 文抄公 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon.com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help.

Wang Heng woke up from a dream, finding himself returned to the perfect immortal ancient era. He opened his eyes and looked at this world: cultivators, sacrificial spirits, demon beasts, ancient kingdoms, the great Dao, true immortals, elixirs of longevity, Dao seeds, the World Tree... Everything felt so unfamiliar, yet so familiar. It was the mid-period of the Immortal Ancient Era. What a brilliant age was this? True immortals walked the mortal world, and even Immortal Kings could be seen! TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name - 完美世界：梦回仙古 Original Author - 九转大长 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon.com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help

Full novel on geriatrictranslations.com Wade: "I only have seven years to study at Hogwarts, and if you take away the holidays, that's just 266 weeks! Even if I manage to fully absorb one book per week, that's only 266 books! But how many magic books are there in the Hogwarts library? Thousands upon thousands! Time is slipping away—how could I not seize every moment to study? I will not allow anyone to disrupt my learning environment—not even the Dark Lord! No, no, it's not that I have a pure love for knowledge. I’m just greedy, that’s all." TL Note - This is a Translation Raw Name -霍格沃茨：伏地魔也别阻止我学习 Original Author - 山叶飞 Translation Rate - 2 Chapters/Day Do let me know any errors in the chapter comments, and rate and review if you liked it :) If you wish to tip - patreon .com/geriatricvibes. Your support would help.