『Tch──I'd never do that…』
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[A lie has been detected!]
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『Is that really his type? I mean… I can't see myself being so crazy that I'd want to put a dildo through his butt hole. Ugh… that's just way too weird. Imagine being a woman and loving a man so much that you'd even think of doing something like that around him. Besides… if I ever did something that crazy, like touching myself just at the thought of his name or even stalking him… pssh──now that would just be plain stupid.』
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『What kind of girls does Scott keep around him?』
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"So I decided to… you know, celebrate… with a little… um… self-care session."
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"We've been married since before this universe even began! I'm just waiting for him to finally realize it and let me strap on my custom-made pink dildo so I can claim his passionate backdoor!!"
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Fun fact, in the medieval era clothes were super expensive, to the point were normal people just used to buy one set to wear always and some lucky people another for special ocasions.
I believed her. Based on the prices I heard while walking on the street, a meal was something like two to five copper coins. If we assume that one silver coin is worth a hundred copper coins, she offered me the equivalent of a hundred meals for a shirt, pants, a belt, and a pair of sneakers and socks. No one would refuse that. "Deal!" I said to her as I extended my hand for her to shake. She seemed to hesitate and look down once more, but in the end, she shook my hand.
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Just then, the door to the suite swung open.
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The other squeezes were just to made sure of course
She muttered incoherently──as though those three squeezes of his manly hands had sucked every intellectual thought that was once in her mind.
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I'm here esrly, pretty lonely here
Harem Streamer System: Every Crime I Broadcast Wins Me a Superheroine
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