Pretty sure he's insane or something like that. Oops! Spirituality decreasing! Think happy thoughts! Stop thinking about evil stuff! I wonder why SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. Must be because he likes pizza. Pineapples on pizza... Yum!
Book&Literature · Old_puppy
Huh. Besides the getting eaten part, being slothful turns you into an American? That's hilarious!
Book&Literature · Old_puppy
Being the brave soul that I am, I decided to test their story by totally believing in it.
Book&Literature · Old_puppy
What does this mean?
I even dreamt about using CW as chum bait...
Book&Literature · Old_puppy
All Jack could think of before his impending demise was not thoughts of his family or his friends, it was a simple thought 'Ah damn it, I didn't get to see that bum fraud Sukuna get his deserved humiliation for what he did to my Goat Itadori Yuji…'
Anime & Comics · HeliosTheDepressed
Bro be wildiin
"I'd rather be carrying Queen Marika too, you fat fuck. Who wants your man tits pressing against them?"
Book&Literature · Bleap
Shimmering golden eyes with draconic pupils courtesy of the sheer amount of dragons I've 'eaten', rough but mostly fair skin, and platinum blonde hair in a buzz cut... I had it long before but Lord Godfrey grabbed me by it and used me like a hammer against the ground so it had to go.
Book&Literature · Bleap
POWERSTONES! Else I kill Lansseax!
Video Games · Marine0IQ
Red
"Huh." I paused chopping for a while, then continued working again, "Who's dog knocked her up?"
Lord of Mysteries: The depths
Book&Literature · Old_puppy