we All know EXACTLY WHICH "plumbing" the guy was helping with🤣😂
With the maids and butlers in my coffers I learned many things. Things about who was stealing the silverware, who put too much salt in the soup and who was the plumber the lady of the house called daily to fix her plumbing.
Urban · Darpan_Biswas
God is ruthless!😭😂🤣
"You can no longer 'Rizz,'" God declared.
Urban · Darpan_Biswas
never expected THAT reaction....but ok🤷🤣😂 im seriously loving this story way more than I Thought I Would so far!😆❤️
God paused briefly before responding, "Well... Shit."
Urban · Darpan_Biswas
William: "Yamatee! Truck-Kunnnnnn!"
Urban · Darpan_Biswas
Girlfriends: Mostly involuntary
Urban · Darpan_Biswas
it said LITERALLY EVERYTHING was in the bags🤦😩
'So the Lucky Bags have things other than martial arts.
Eastern · Stellar Week Position
THREE bags this time!
"Congratulations! You've defeated a mediocre opponent, Sun Zhengpin, and you have been rewarded with three Bronze Lucky Bags."
Eastern · Stellar Week Position
🤣
After being poked by Yu He, Zhou Heng came back to his senses and replied subconsciously, "Huh? Snack? What snack? Fatty intestines snacks?"
Eastern · Stellar Week Position
"The female soldier who's in charge of inspecting the people who went out today," Liu Zhixi said.
Sci-fi · Powell
She had an idea. She clenched her fists, barely able to control the panic in her heart. She smiled and said, "This person is my friend. But last time, she pushed me into a crowd of zombies. If Gu Jincheng hadn't save me, I would have lost my life long ago."
Sci-fi · Powell
Only then did the female soldier relax. She looked at Liu Zhixi's gentle face and sighed. As expected of Mr. Gu's woman, she can still be so clean and beautiful in the apocalypse.
Sci-fi · Powell
don't make assumptions that was YOUR fault for assuming
When Su Shanshan saw Rose again at dawn, she saw her look of hatred. Rose walked deliberately to her side and whispered, "I won't let go of the fact that you lied to me. Just you wait."
Sci-fi · Powell
eeeeewessss
"Mr. Su, I'll sleep with you tonight," Rose invited boldly.
Sci-fi · Powell
nah ma'am. you on your own out in the big bad world. sink or swim. survival of the fittest.
A woman suddenly rushed out and stopped her. She reprimanded, "How can you leave? Can't you see that there are so many of us here? You're so capable, you should stay to protect us."
Sci-fi · Powell
good for her safety honestly
In the cave, Su Shanshan had cut her waist-length hair, leaving it shoulder-length. In the apocalyptic era, there were no barbers, so men everywhere could be seen sporting shoulder-length hair. She was also wearing baggy sports clothes. With her powers, people naturally mistook her for a boy.
Sci-fi · Powell
lol. true though
That was almost a cheat ability. From what these two said, the mages trained their aptitude by maintaining and controlling their spells, and hers refreshed her stamina and magic while she wore it, so she could do it all the time without getting exhausted. She would almost certainly grow quickly.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
right?😅🤣 my teeth hurt reading that earlier😅😭😂🤣
The Chewing trait meant he could chew food more efficiently; with a powerful set of teeth, he could easily grind down not just the shells of shrimp and crabs but also pig and cow bones. Then, through the Digestion trait, he would quickly digest and absorb the nutrients to strengthen himself.
Eastern · Forget to wear a vest
bruh... WUT ??
"Forty-five years!" Xu Yang sighs softly, pouring the remaining shrimp and crab into his mouth, shells and all, and chews.
Eastern · Forget to wear a vest
then he'd REALLY be tired of living!😅💯🤣
After listening to Tan Lidan's explanation, Duan Yixin nodded to express her understanding, while Jian Yi stared at Tan Lidan and thought, 'He dared to call Master a customer. This Lidan is really tired of living.'
Fantasy · ColorfulAutumnWind
oh NAW!😳
The six guards nodded. But they did not take immediate action. Instead, they twisted their necks. Their heads flew up, dragging their bloody spines with them. Their months split open, showing densely sharp teeth. They rushed after Zhou Heng.
I Cheated While Cultivating
Eastern · Stellar Week Position