I hope he makes it a thing l, where all his troops say “Nice” a lot. Like this.
Smirking, I gave the force a silent thanks before saying, "The 69th Legion."
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
Fuck the police.
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
When the tension became palpable, Aayla's lips parted, "I…I would not mind continuing our relationship down this path."
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
First contact revealed that my initial assumption of a moist terrain was wrong, moist was too soft a word, soaked was a more accurate depiction. Maybe add a supper in there for good measure, super soaking wet.
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
Smacking my mitts against her spongy, yet firm hind, I gave the glorious butt cheeks a firm kneading. Call me a pirate, 'cause I was a stout lover of booty.
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
"That's it young padawan, let the drink flow through you" Rael quipped, fucking hell I nearly spat the booze back out when he said that. I imagine every jedi on Coruscant just felt a disturbance in the force when he said that.
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
Not bald?
In a private training room a tall man with grey tattooed skin and large pointed horns is sparring with a combat droid. His long wavy black hair shines as he narrowly blocks a slash at his left side with his training saber, while using the other saber to swing for the droids knee. Having no option to block the droid jumps back in an attempt to create some space.
Star Wars: Blurred Lines
Movies · DodgyWriter
A rattata or a stunky
The room fell silent as they locked gazes. With a gentle nudge, Larvitar touched the Poke ball and disappeared in a burst of light. The button flashed red, and the ball trembled, then stilled. "Glad to have you on board, partner," Tyson said, releasing Larvitar as they prepared to rest for the night. Outside the Pokémon Center, a pair of eyes peered out from a nearby bush, filled with curiosity and wonder. The creature, a quadrupedal mammalian being with pinkish purple fur and large ears, regarded the building with a mix of curiosity and anger. As the night deepened, it faded into the shadows, foraging for food, yet it harbored plans to return the following day.
Pokémon: Last Quake
Fantasy · MugenStrife
...Welp, I tried, if that little shit comes to try and kill me and he does not listen, off with his head it is.
Star wars: I don't want to be a Jedi
Anime & Comics · Itsame_Mario
Pokemon: The Legendary Trainer
Anime & Comics · Sniperwoof