You know, I was also tempted to say “Let’s have a dance off?”
The group discussed among themselves, then turned to the person leading them, "Star Lord, what should we do?"
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
Eastern · Forget to wear a vest
While that’s true I think he won’t do it unless his body in that world is nearing the end of it’s life. That way it won’t impact the situation much since his real body is not in much danger currently to need it
Besides that, Xu Yang's own cultivation had issues; his lack of Spiritual Root and innate talent had always been a great hindrance on his Dao Path.
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
Eastern · Forget to wear a vest
This is like when a criminal steals Mona Lisa sells it and his lounging off an island somewhere and countries can’t seem to find a person
The elder snorted coldly, "Don't bother with him, we'll settle the account in thirty years' time!"
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
Eastern · Forget to wear a vest
😂 I kinda knew this would happen
Seeing the silly cat stunned, Zhou Bai became happy: 'It seems the Tao Te Ching is really effective? Well, it's indeed profound and hard to describe. Just these two sentences cover everything; the rest is up to your own understanding.'
Calamity of Tomorrow
Eastern · Bear Wolf Dog
WHAT COMPREHENSION!?🤣
Hearing Christina's taunts, Zhou Bai frowned, "Shut up, you're disturbing my Dao comprehension."
Calamity of Tomorrow
Eastern · Bear Wolf Dog
It’s unfortunate my mind is no longer pure and I can’t read the later parts of this sentence without some…other thoughts
A moment later, Christina's eyes filled with tears as she washed the dishes, cursing in her heart, "Scum! Zhou Bai, you're not human! Damn kitty abuser! I'm going to expose you!"
Calamity of Tomorrow
Eastern · Bear Wolf Dog
DUUUUUDE, this will give us FMA fans a flashback
"Zhou~~ Bai~~"
Calamity of Tomorrow
Eastern · Bear Wolf Dog
Others find cultivation difficult why don’t they relax like me then it’ll become easy
Methods to obtain laziness points, example 1: Lying down… the rest are too lazy to explain."
Calamity of Tomorrow
Eastern · Bear Wolf Dog
Unless you’re one for longer than most people have been alive. Then you may get a different name
"If I guess correctly, you must also be a virgin. Am I right? How old are you again? 50,000? PFFT! BAHAHAHAHA!!"
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Fantasy · DamnPlotArmor
He didn’t allow himself to be captured. The bastard was too weak to escape or do anything about it
Looking completely panicked, the Star Lord was also somewhat astonished, confronting the Golden Armor Divine General with his giant hand bearing down, his eyes fraught with conflict, but ultimately he bowed his head in silence, allowing himself to be captured.
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
Eastern · Forget to wear a vest