Money isn’t worth a thing until you spend it. Wisdom from the Borderlands...
'Earning money is never about the money to begin with, it's about the purchasing power that comes with the money. Money would only have value when it's spent on food, drinks, clothes, necessities, and everything else the spender likes.
Urban · Eternal Era
Said no Arby’s ever
Antonio narrowed his eyes. 'Keep him away from the beef.'
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Ha, thought the same thing! (Posted my own comment before I saw this one.)
Nodding, the bouncer's face softened. "Good name. I used to be known for some moves myself." He sighed as he gazed into the distance... "But then I got old and gave up on those childish dreams. They didn't pay the bills, and the world wasn't ready for Bboy Leeroy's Turkey Twizzler."
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
I used to be a dancer as well, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Nodding, the bouncer's face softened. "Good name. I used to be known for some moves myself." He sighed as he gazed into the distance... "But then I got old and gave up on those childish dreams. They didn't pay the bills, and the world wasn't ready for Bboy Leeroy's Turkey Twizzler."
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Math joke ftw
On any day of the week, he was more dong mash than John Nash…
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Lol. A gif of a dog wagging its head is never a wrong reply to a comment. It’s a universally accepted reply.
Author's Note: This is a 2-parter. There'll be another 1-parter after that.
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Doesnt that make it a 3 parter??
Author's Note: This is a 2-parter. There'll be another 1-parter after that.
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Of course it’s Lawrence...
Unsurprised by his reaction, Olivia walked over to him and took the opposite seat. "Hello, Lawrence…" she greeted in her British accent.
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
How can this not have a comment? Hilarious
He couldn't believe what happened. 'Oh my god, I summoned Truck-kun!'
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
That’s sexy. No that’s not the word I was looking for, ***ist, that’s the one.
In typical situations, a woman's breast would be inversely proportional to her brains, and Wild Rose was a classic example.
Sci-fi · 9 lightyears per second
Mostly harmless
"The chances of an Earthling unlocking the seventh brain region is only 1/100 million. The Universal Pan-Human Alliance defined Earth as a class 0.5 civilized planet." The red-haired beauty read the information about Earth that was stated on the projected screen. She didn't even try to conceal her mocking tone towards Earth.
Sci-fi · 9 lightyears per second
If you don’t find a body he’s not dead.
"He has awoken from his vegetable state as some prisoner healed him." The Cp0 said, "But he got poisoned and fell to the sea. As a Devil Fruit User, he is doomed to die."
Anime & Comics · EroJaki
Did wonders for Goku
Of course, the second Weevil used to check his palm was a mistake, as Lucas used this time to touch the ground beneath him, "Just try 100 times gravity."
Anime & Comics · EroJaki
Don’t feed the bears! And this is how you encourage more complaining.
"Okay girls, rest well, and buy something for yourselves," reaching the base, Lucas took some sakes of money and distribute them among the women equally, and those who complained got more a bit.
Anime & Comics · EroJaki
TFS ftw
It’s a shame he’s a king and not a commander.
"Please, call me Cobra" Cobra smiled. Zorro, as a warlord, had the same statue as a king, or even more. 'Hehe, soon you would call me Father in Law."
Anime & Comics · EroJaki
And big pointy teeth
"Ghwaaa" Suddenly, a monstrous sound came not far away from Lucas. Lucas saw the creature that appeared, it was a rabbit-like creature with a length of three meters. It had long white ears with three horns, and a fat huge body that was full of fur and muscles. It had short legs yet big arms with long claws.
Anime & Comics · EroJaki
Am i joke to you?
" Do I look like a joke to you "
Anime & Comics · EroJaki
That’s thinking with portals.
The Purple Qilin was immediately beheaded, and the rest of its body fell out of the portal a second later.
Dual Cultivation
Eastern · MyLittleBrother