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Well, this is the author here. And I think that this is a good fic, though others would probably rate it a bit lower, kek. But hey, I have to have confidence in my writing. Because if I don't, who will?

Dude, you've been asked to take it down by the original author. Take it down, or you're gonna keep getting review bombed. It's as simple as that.