章 278: Set 278
A cricket comentator describing a nude woman:
There is no cover,
There is no extra cover,
There are two silly points,
Two fine legs,
And a deep gully,
With little grass on pitch.
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1. Yesterdays news - A nun jogging at the park was raped
Todays news - Hundreds of nun are jogging at the park
2. Policeman arresting a prostitute
Pros: im not selling sex
Police: then what are u doing?
Pros: I am a saleswoman sellings condoms and offering free demo.
3. Elephant and camel
Elephant : Everyone has boobs in their chest how come you have it on your back?
Camel : look who is talking, who has a dick on his face.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi
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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question.
The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: "What does a priest know of sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced..for the answer.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply..Sex is work and not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge...A Rabbi.
The Rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work...my wife would have the maid do it."
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