章 3: Crack go brrrr
A/N:I snorted crack and thought of writing this so ¯\_(ツ)_/
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Fukuri Iwatame POV
Man this is boring as fuck.
Time!Flow faster!I wanna kick the mc's ass!
Anyways.
5 months passed and I traumatised midoriya at some point.
I once met him while walking down the street in my costume under stealth and decided to do some trolling.
I disabled stealth after walking up to him.
it went something like this.
(Flashback)
Man,these villains are getting waaaay to cautious these days....who the hell scared them so much?
*Protagonist scent detected*
Midoriya is nearby...
.
.
.
Well,i'm bored so why not?
imma scare him.....again.
I walk up to him and disable the stealth that i have been under.
He obviously didn't expect that.
I then had my eardrums ruptured.
Mind you this is at night in a pretty dark street,so he can't see me all that well.
Counting my looks and the fact he is a scrub with no concept of Bravery in his mind.
and he goes
"AAAAAAAAAA-"He screams deafeningly
He then seems to recognize me after a minute of me staring at him while he screamed.
"W-wait,you're....?Your that guy!the one i met a year ago!
TF you mean year-oh right 5+6=11..... it's been 11 months since he last saw me....well,that is what he thinks.
I 've been spying on him for more that 6 months.
"Tell me what you meant by ninth!"He suddenly got brave.
This kid is being suspiciously brave.... maybe because i tortured him by pretending to be a sleep paralysis demon?
"Ninth...."I say,explaining nothing.
"..."He stares dumbfounded.
I then disappear using stealth and leave him behind to ponder on what I explained' to him.
(Flashback end)
I got a huge idea.
He is currently 13,he gets his fancy shmancy quirk at 14.
What will happen if i....nah.
Too many variables.
i'd prefer to just beat his ass so he gets stronger through 'bullshit anime protagonist power up'
I imagine if someone watches mha and sees me,i wonder how that would be like?
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Common weeb POV
The MHA manga is released...
I wonder if it's any good.
*2 minutes later*
I bought the manga and am now reading it.
it's quite interesting,the mc is a bit annoying though...
hmm?the hell is this?
"Is that a villain?"I mutter to myself
He looks edgy as fuck,his suit is completely black and all tattered.
And...why is he sitting on a trash bin?
"Oy, Midoriya.I don't think approaching him is a good idea..."I mutter to myself
he did it anyway,dumbass mofo.
The weird guy looks up at him and says"You are....the Ninth..."
Ayo?Plot?
Interesting...some kinda bigshot?
the edgy person stood up and straight up poofed outta existence.
...
The manga author was definitely on Crack....
A/N:Nah,that would be me.
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Fukuri Iwatame POV
YIPPEE!!!
I got a quest baby!
I already completed the last one and got all the rewards.
Oh,in the letter i wrote "Ninth.
to:Inko.
By:E"
yes.
anyways-
[Quest!Break into UA and put a letter on Nezu's desk saying-"Your security,is ass".
Reward:Murderous Aura LV:1
Murderous Aura LV:1
Emit an aura that makes people fear you.
Type:Active. ]
Man,i love this system.
Ik it's short,
I'm also a lazy person who has a life so cry about it.
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