F*ck! Im so f*cking stupid! sigh..
'hm..? wtf is that...?' While Louc was thinking, a light suddenly flashed a blinding light.
"Agh What the f*ck is that light, Turn it off!" Louc shouted at the direction of the light, soon the light finally vanished but a blob? what is that? why is there a blob with eyes infront of me? and why does it oddly look like a T Cell...?
I tried touching it but i couldn't reach it, it felt like it was a mile away from me. But the next thing i noticed was my hands.. where the f*ck is my hands?!
'WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS? WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A SLIMY SUBSTANCE?!' Louc tried to speak out but he couldn't, it was weird it felt like there was tape on his mouth or he doesn't have vocal cords.
'Weird.'
I moved away from the blob/T cell that i can see but it's odd.. the T cell is following me..
'Why are you following me?' i tried to go faster. And the blob moved faster as well.
'Hey hey bro why are you following me?' i ran faster as my instincts were telling me to leave this blob alone. I inherited this technique from a show that i watched, truly a wonderful technique that managed to save me countless times.
The blob went faster as well and after a while the blob catched me.
The blob grabbed me with his slime -like mouth, and it was sucking.. me.
'F*ck! Why is it sucking me?! it feels like im losing strength and holy sh*t it hurts.' Louc said as the blob was sucking him, it felt like it was sucking my insides or should i say dominating my insides it f*cking hurts!
'Gha.. Ahh.. F*CK! GET OFF ME YOU SLIMY ASS BASTARD!' Louc tried to fight it and it oddly slowly worked, but it wasn't enough because it was still sucking him dry.
'AGH- Fine! Wanna play this game?! I'LL SUCK YOU AS WELL!' Louc started sucking the blob like monster, and he quickly dominated it, and it tasted good he thought, it also, strengthened him, it gave him more strenght.
'Hey.. i feel much more energetic and faster..' As i thought of that, i glanced at where the T-Cell was and it was gone nothing left, it vanished, 'i guess its inside me.' he now started to gather his thoughts on where he is.
After 30 minutes of thinking he finally got an answer or atleast a theory.
'The thing that i ate earlier.. it looked like a T-Cell... and considering that T-Cells live inside humans or animals to protect the body from viruses or cancers or any other things that can hurt the body, Judging by the way T-Cells only kill the dangerous things inside the body of the human or animal, im probably one of the dangerous cells.. no im not a cell, dangerous viruses? I have a hunch that im a virus.. and as i always follow my instincts, lets go with that. Im a virus.'
Once Louc finished gathering his thoughts he started to explore if what he thought is correct and if he is in a human body or in an animal, the organs will make it clear.
As i start looking or searching for the organs, i saw something it looked like a B-Cell.
B-Cell its like a cleanup crew after a T-Cell attack happens B-Cells will go out and clean the remaining viruses or bacterias. (Please dont kill me as i dont know sh*t about biology i just thought this would be fun.)
"Hey Billy how's today? You got anything good going on lately?"
"Well there's really nothing, its just a repeat every year, once im finished with my job i go back to my house and sleep, sigh.. if this bacteria's just doesn't exist we would be living in paradise."
"Sigh... Hey wanna eat some pathogens later? i heard they'll add some extra bacteria's woohoo! finally something good to ea-"
-[Billy Pov]-
"Mhm im craving for some bact rn, lets finish this up the we'll head back. Btw have you seen the new show they had on the brain channel? sh*t looks dope as hell!"
"Larry are you even listening.. to me...?"
As i was talking i glanced beside me and noticed something, there was something eating or to be precise.. sucking on Larry... F*CK! ITS A VIRUS!
I immediatley took my antibun out (Its like a gun) and pointed it at the virus, but to my surprise when i shot, the virus moved fast! i have never seen a virus moved that fast! F*ck me!
I guess this is the end of me.. i looked at the virus infront of me, Larry inside of it dead. I wonder how delicious that extra bact they serving.
-[Billy Pov End]-
"Wooh that was delicious! Goddamn. Never had something that delicious in a while."
"hmm..? did i just talk?" as i thought, it felt like i was evolving.. like a transformation.. but why tf would i even need to talk, when i dont even have anyone to talk to." I said while scratching my head not kbowing what to do.
"Alright the one's i just ate, they looked like B-Cells, and one of them took out a gun look-alike.. is this how they kill inside the body? Bullsh*t they even have guns inside the body, well considering my knowledge on biology or inside the body, the things he shot out earlier must be an antibody."
"But then.. why tf did that white cell suck me.."
"Gay?"
"Are there gay cells?"
(A/N: You sucked him as well idiot.)
"..."
"Alright i still need to find an organ, if i can atleast find a big brain or a big pile of organs then it will make it easier to pinpoint my theory if im inside a human body or in an animal."
Louc then took off on another journey, after he sucked Larry and Billy.
*2 hours later..*
"....."
"Damn, Holy sh*t."
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Author's notes:
Sup peeps well, i dont fkin know what im doing but i hope its entertaining i guess well have a nice day, and thanks for reading.
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