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4% The Bored Hero (MHA) / Chapter 1: I Just Wanted To Eat My Trash Burger
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The Bored Hero (MHA)

作者: invayne

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章 1: I Just Wanted To Eat My Trash Burger

A car is flying through the air barreling down on a small girl with short blonde hair that looks around nine years of age. She seems completely oblivious to the fact that something was even flying towards her. And even more oblivious of the brutal fight that was happening only a hundred feet away from her.

The car soared through the air, and right as it got a few inches away from the girl, it abruptly stopped and froze mid air. "Who the hell throws a car at a little girl!? So rude!"

The little girl looked at the car that was hovering in the air and sighed. She looked at her hand, which now had a clump of metal in it, and sighed once more. "So dumb…. Now then, to return the favor."

The car in the little girl's hand rose up over the little girl's head and seconds later was sent back in the direction it came flying at her from. Putting her hands in the front pocket of her hoodie, the little girl continued across the street to the side alley, not caring about what else was going on around her.

She walked up to a dumpster that rested up against the side of a burger shop and opened the lid before grabbing some boxes to its side to stand on to look inside. "Trash burger~ Trash Burger~ wherefore art thou trash burger~ Ooo! Looks like I got a winner today, hehe."

A blissful smile appeared on the little girl's face as she reached in and pulled out a small cardboard container that had a partially eaten cheeseburger inside. She inspected it a bit more before carefully ripping the edges of the bitten parts off and tossing them to the side. After she was sure it was perfectly fine, she climbed down off the boxes and closed the duster lid. She walked back towards the street with a bit of a skip in her step.

"I will go back to my little hideaway and eat this with the bag of chips and the can of cola I stole earlier. Today will be deemed fiesta day!" The little girl looked to be on cloud nine. But as she stepped out onto the street, a wave of flames engulfed the entire road. The little girl still did not react at all as the flames rolled over her engulfing her skinny body within them.

As the flames dissipated, the little girl still stood there looking perfectly fine. But her eyes were wide in shock as she looked at the ash in her hand. Her brow slowly crinkled up as she lifted her head and looked at the two people fighting not too far away. Well, more like a one sided fight between the two.

One man seemed to have become the other man's punching bag. But to the little girl, this did not matter to her as a low whisper escaped her mouth. "My trash burger….."

The little girl took a step forward, only for her body to disappear….

"Haha! Some hero you are! All Might this is your en…." The man who was holding All Might's innards paused his words when a little girl who was no taller than his waist suddenly stood in front of him. "Little girl, scram or die!"

"I just…." The little girl's voice was low, causing the man to not be able to hear him.

"What did you say?" The man asked, only for the little girl to reach up and grab both his legs.

"I said! I just wanted to eat my damn trash burger, you jackass!" Her yell was followed by a tearing sound that was then followed by the man screaming out in pain. The little girl had pulled hard on the man's legs, ripping them off his body. As he was about to fall to the ground, she reached up and grabbed his arms and ripped those off too!

All Might, who was already at death's door, watched the scene in front of him in shock. He looked at the young girl, who seemed to be even stronger than him, in a daze! He was having a hard time comprehending what was actually going on!

As for the little girl, she had already grabbed the man by his head and was slamming it off the ground repeatedly, all while shouting: "I just wanted to eat my trash burger! My trash burger! My trash burger!"

The same words kept coming out of her mouth. The man she was beating had a healing quirk that could heal his wounds, but the damage was overwhelming his ability to the point that it could no longer keep up. His head had already smashed into the ground a few thousand times!

As her head slamming began to slow down, she lifted the bloodied body of the man who she did not know the name of and tossed him into the sky, sending him flying to only god knows where. With a snort, she turned and looked at the other man who was about to die when an idea came to mind. "Hehe…. If I help him, he will owe me…."

And with that, whether All Might wanted to or not, he was lifted up onto a little girl's back and dragged away from the destruction of his battle with the unknown man. The young girl with her short blonde hair and big silver eyes was someone that All Might had never thought would suddenly enter his life, refusing to leave him alone.

As for the little girl, to her, the man on her back was a meal ticket. Since she saved his life, he would have him take care of her. And that was why, as she walked down the street with the bloodied man, she was singing a very, very strange song. "Meal ticket~ Meal Ticket~ Oh how much food you will buy~"


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章 2: Saving All Might

Emergency room…..

The little girl walked up to the reception desk with All Might on her back, a trail of blood following behind her. With a smile on her face, she looked at the shocked expressions of the nurses and was about to ask them to help the man on her back when one of the nurses yelled out: "Quickly! Get him to surgery!"

Before she knew what was going on, a bunch of people came over and took All Might off her back, placed him on a gurney, and brought him through a set of double doors. One of the nurses knelt down next to her and held out a piece of candy. "Was that your daddy?"

Hearing the word daddy coming from the nurse's mouth made a bell sound off in the little girl's head. She put on the most pitiful expression she could make and nodded her head: "Yes, he is my daddy. He was beaten up by a bad man."

The nurse's heart clenched as she motioned with her hand once more. "Here, take this. I am sure your father will be just fine. For now, come with me. I will bring you to a room where you can relax. What's your name?"

"Me? I'm Kali." Kali said with a big smile.

The nurse's heart squeezed once more. 'This little girl is so strong! Her father was beaten so badly, and yet she is still forcing herself to smile.'

*Rumble*

Kali blushed slightly. Her stomach had not gotten any food in it yet today. She really wished she could hit that stupid man a few more times. She rubbed her stomach and sighed depressingly, causing the nurse to chuckle. "Come, I will take you to the cafeteria. You can order whatever you want. It will be on me."

Kali's eyes lit up as she shouted in her mind: 'Score! I knew this was a good idea. I do a good deed and get some good food.'

---

While Kali was happily following the nurse to the cafeteria for some food, a certain armless and legless man was lying in a crater that was formed from his body hitting the ground. He was in bad shape, but that did not stop him from yelling out: "What the hell was that little monster!?"

---

Kali ordered three burgers and a bag of chips with a drink. She was one to never be shy when offered something. Her motto was to take full advantage whenever you can. She never shied away when people asked if she wanted candy or other kinds of treats. While normally, this ended with someone's head exploding and their items being robbed, she did not mind. The kidnapping rate in the city dropped by a large amount, and the reason being was because of this seemingly harmless little girl.

She was not always a street rat. She had only become one when she was five. Her parents decided they did not wish to take care of her and dropped her off in a back alley and ran away. Even at that point in her life, she was numb to the world around her. She did not care what was happening since nothing could harm her anyway.

She spent all her time roaming the streets, taking what she needed and finding food in dumpsters. She had dealt with many people and lived like this for the past four years. In a way, she was sick of it all. That was why she came up with this idea. Since she saved this hero guy, he would need to repay her. So she decided to stick to him like glue, whether he liked it or not.

She wasn't worried about him hating her or anything. As long as he gave her a roof over her head and some food, she would be happy. Yeah, she wished for more in life, but with no family or anyone to rely on, she knew it would be hard. So she gave up on that. Once she was old enough, she would finally get some dead end job and then work from there. She could even try this whole hero business.

While her scheme may seem a bit underhanded, she did not care. Her future was at stake. She would not allow her only chance to slip by. So the moment she saw the injured man, she decided right then and there that she would begin her new plan. The only thing she actually regretted was that she did not get to finish that trash burger….

"You sure have a big appetite." The nurse was quite surprised at how much the little girl in front of her was eating. Now the nurse was unable to tell that the little girl in front of her was actually a street rat because the clothes on Kali's back were actually stolen from some boy she stripped who was beating up some kid that she stepped in and rescued. When she realized the rescued kid was poor, she got mad and took the bully's clothes and left.

"I'm growing…." Kali spat out these two words before going back to munching on her burger. She did not like talking when eating. The nurse seemed to guess this because she did not speak again and sipped the drink she had bought.

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Many hours later, Kali was sitting next to a hospital bed, reading a book. The person in the bed was hooked up to many machines keeping him alive. For someone who had his stomach ripped out and a few other things, he was truly lucky to even be alive at this moment and time.

A knock came at the door, and a man with slick backed hair and glasses slid the door open. He had a bouquet of flowers in his hands and just as he was about to step into the room his eyes landed on the little girl sitting at All Might's side. "Who? Who are you!?"

"Who else could I be but the man in the bed's daughter? Are you an idiot?"


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