章 40: The heavenly warriors are dispatched!
"Hm?! Another vassal has fallen?!" Aisa looks surprised inside the village.
"That blood-like aura… I need to avoid that person at all costs…" Aisa shudders feeling Sona with her haki before making her way around the village.
…
"Oh? There are some movements. Satori and Shura have fallen to the trespassers." Enel says with a slight smile.
"What?! Satori and Shura have fallen?!" Yama looks baffled at Enel.
"Satori took a kid and a man lightly and got his balls turned on him. Shura on the other hand was beaten by a woman with his own strings… Looking at it, they had a really poor match up, yahahaha!" Enel laughs.
"This is no laughing matter, almighty! The vassals have gone unchallenged for the last six years. To lose two in one day…" Gode hesitates.
"Ah well, they lost! That's all there is to it! They didn't have divine protection from god, Yahahaha!" Enel continues laughing.
"How many enemies are there all together?" Yama
"There are 19 trespassers and two prisoner skypieans that split up. But we also have Gan Fall moving as well as the Shandian group incoming. Would say about 30 warriors." Enel says with a smug grin.
"I understand." Yama leaves the residence and summons a group of people with wings, a bald head, goat horns and ears.
"Listen up! Our enemies include 30 Shandians, Gan Fall and around 20 blue sea people! There is no need to trouble the vassals! GO AND RAISE A RIOT HEAVENLY WARRIORS!!!" Yama commands the fifty men.
"BAAA!!!" They all shout simultaneously.
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"I want to eat a sweet carrot~ I want to make a burrow and fill it with carrots~ As a hunter comes to try to get me~ I will sneak away~ Come out from another hole~ Take a lesson from Lynx~ And shove my foot up the hunters arse~" Buggs sings as he makes his way through the forest alone, since they split apart.
"Baa!" He hears a baa.
"A goat?! That sounded like a goat, doc! But what's a goat doing in this jungle?" Buggs starts to look around but sees no goat.
From the trees a heavenly warrior jumps out and descends towards Buggs from behind, ready to use an axe dial.
*Paf!* Buggs roundhouse kicks the heavenly warrior in the face and sends him flying.
"You are quite the moron, aren't you doc? But man, I was sure the goat was somewhere near here… What a let down!" Buggs complains as he continues on his path.
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"WAAH!!! Wah! Get me out of here now!!!" Chopper weeps as he runs like his ass is on fire.
"Baaa! Baa!" A bunch of heavenly warriors are chasing him through the forest.
"What should I do?! Um, Luffy? No he would charge at them! Lynx? He would obliterate them! Um Annie… Maybe an insult can make them freeze like they do with Annie?" Chopper thinks out loud.
"Hey you goatheads?! How many goats did you fathers have to copulate with to make you?" Chopper tries thinking like Annie while he insults them.
"... BAAAAAA!!!!!" The heavenly warriors went nuts and chased Chopper with even higher vigor!
"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GOAT BASTARDS!!!" Chopper yells even more as he speeds up.
"BAAAAA!!!" And it didn't help with the warriors slowing down.
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"Things are slowly becoming wild in the forest. Oh, the ruins of an old hut! It's been swallowed up by the forest… Hope the ruins of the main city are better off." RObin looks at the remains of a stone house.
"BAA!" A heavenly warrior drops down on the house and observes Robin.
"A woman?! This way is towards God's place. Going any further is sacrilege, baa!" Warrior
"Get down from there! You don't seem to understand the historical value of these ruins… But as I can see, you probably don't understand since you are half goat." Robin
"HUH?! You insolent wench!" Warrior
"Seis fleur- twist." Robin crosses her arms, sprouting arms on the warrior who twists his head, immobilizing him.
"Why does the world have to consist of brain dead people…?" Robin stares at the ruin again.
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A man with weird spider-like hair is standing in his challenge grounds.
"Not good, I've lost my sense of direction! *Sniff*" Chopper walks out of the forest, not noticing the man who just stands there now knowing what to do.
"Everyone… Buggs… Robin… Zoro… Will I be left behind to die?" Chopper passes by the man still ignoring his presence.
"I wonder if I'll go to heaven if I die… Wait, is THIS heaven?!" Chopper continues walking until he sees some ruins.
"Huh? Hey, doesn't this look like a ruin?! Hurray!! Maybe they are already here!!!" Chopper rejoices.
'A racoon???' Gedatsu looks confused after Chopper.
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"Over there." Warrior
"Where?" Gedatsu
"Master Gedatsu, only the whites of your eyes are visible. That's why you can't see." Warrior
'Oh shit! I messed up again!' Gedatsu
"That little animal there! Look at this photo! He is one of the blue sea trespassers!" The warrior points at Chopper.
"What?!" Gedatsu is confused.
"He is not a wild one." Warrior.
"Buggs! Zoro! Robin! Are you here?" Chopper is looking through the different parts of the ruins.
"Hey guys it's me!!!" Chopper yells with Gedatsu standing behind him.
"Huh? Where did you go?" Gedatsu is standing behind him with only his eye whites shoving again.
'Who the heck is that?!" Chopper looks at him stupidly.
'Does he have the power to make himself invisible?' Gedatsu still tries to look around but can't see with his eyes searching for his own brain.
'Wait! He is showing the whites of his eyes! Whites of the eyes are scary!!' Chopper
"Master Gedatsu! You can't see him with your eyes rolled back in your head!" The warrior notifies him.
"AH!" Gedatsu realizes it.
'What is he an idiot?!' Chopper is dumbfounded by the retardness.
"The enemy? Wait, are you one of God's vassals?" Chopper
'You are correct! Heso! I am sky boss Gedatsu! I am a vassal that serves god Enel!' Gedatsu introduces himself inside his own head.
"Master Gedatsu! Say it out loud!" The warrior yells from the backline.
"Hah! Be careful where you step! This has long been my territory! Swamp clouds are everywhere. Get stuck in the bog and you won't get out on your own!! Oh and the survival rate is 50%!" Gedatsu introduces it.
"Bog?!" Chopper
"This is the swamp challenge!!" Gedatsu explains as he is sinking inside the bog cloud.
"You are the one sinking!!!" Chopper refutes him.
"Fool! I'm immune!! Effective on swamp clouds… Milky dial!!" Gedatsu flies out of the swamp.
"Wow!! he can fly by shooting something from his shoes!! Huh?" Chopper looks intrigued until he starts to form a cloud above his head.
"A lone racoon is no match for me!! Swamp cloud burger!!!" Gedatsu throws a cloud towards Chopper.
"Master Gedatsu!!! Not at me!!! Ba!!!" The warrior gets the cloud in his face.
"..." Chopper just looks dumbfounded and scared as he sees the warrior slowly dragged into the cloud.
"Cloud burger!" Gedatsu throws another cloud at Chopper.
"Fuck this shit I'm out!!! But first!" Chopper dodges and comes to the warrior.
"Hey? You alright? Breathe!!" Chopper pulls him out of the cloud and punches his stomach to get the cloud out of his lungs.
"Huff huff… Y-you saved my life!!! Baaa!! Koff koff! I guess I can forgive your earlier insult." The warrior says.
How pitiful to have your life saved by the enemy!!" Gedatsu taunts the warrior.
"That remark is unforgivable! I refuse to follow your stupid ass anymore!!" Warrior
"Great! Let's team up!" Chopper
"So be it. Jet Punch!" Gedatsu swings his arm and with the boost from his elbow, he sucker punches the poor warrior into the trees covered in blood.
"... You halfwit are a piece of shit, you know that?" Chopper still has some Annie insults left in him.
"Jet punch!" He tries punching Chopper.
"Jumping point!" Chopper dodges by jumping in the air.
"It's useless to resist!" Gedatsu flies after Chopper.
"You tell me~ 10 TON DROPKICK!!!" Mikita falls from the sky spinning in a saw motion with her right leg extended.
"What?!" Gedatsu looks up in surprise only to feel the heel drop connect to his face.
*Boom!*
His head takes a bit of the heels shape before he is launched into the ground with his head stuck in it.
"Aww! And I thought I will get to test more of the uses of my fruit that Lynx made me train… Mou~!" Mikita pouts as she lands with Chopper while looking at the still Gedatsu.
"Aw come on! I wanted to fight too!!" Lux complains.
"Shut up~ You got to fight last time!" Mikita rolls her eyes at her.
"Is everything alright? You seem concerned." Janna looks at the lost looking Chopper.
"Nothing…" Chopper looks down.
'Everyone is so strong… They keep bailing me out… It's the reason why no one relies on me besides on medical conditions!! I can't go on like this since I decided to follow the pirate flag!! Doctor Hiriluk said that to follow a pirates flag, is to follow your dreams and I won't reach them by being protected all the time!' Chopper scolds himself in his head.
Chopper looks up at the three women determined.
"I will become strong! So don't think I will remain weak and in need of protection forever!" Chopper exclaims teary eyes.
"... That's to be expected!" Mikita grins at him.
"Oh! Oh! You want to train together with me?!" Lux sees it as a fun activity.
"I don't think your training would have anything in common. But it's nice that you finally determined yourself. I am as a passing wind, since I am the wind. Only I can afford to be like that with no repercussions." Janna flies closer and pats Chopper's head.
"You have a dream right? No path is a straight line, so make adjustments to yourself so you can reach it." Janna smiles gently at the reindeer.
[AN: The pain when I wrote this is over 9000, since I can't get myself to do something like that…]
"Thanks Janna." Chopper smiles and can't do his tsundere act feeling her pureness.
"So are these the ruins?" Lux asks.
"Maybe? Let's look around!" Mikita jumps high into the air and looks around.
"Let me join you in the search." Janna flies up.
"There is a hole there, you think there is where the gold is hoarded?" Mikita asks.
"Maybe? We will need to check." Janna says before descending to the other two.
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"You people!! How dare you bring down our bro!!" Hotori
"We are the sub commanders of the heavenly warriors! You'll pay for what you did to our brother Satori!! HOHOHO!!" Kotori
"What are you talking about? I've never met your brother!" Nami
"Of course you know him! My name is Hotori!!" Hotori
"And I am Kotori! Our triplet was done in by you blue sea trespassers!" Kotori
"Ah, they probably meant the fatso Annie and Braum faced off. Seems like they are fine then." Sanji nods.
"You won't get away with it!!" Both of the fat goats.
"Your brother was stronger than you looking at his position. That means that you two are weaker!" Usopp is gathering courage.
"And he was done in by our guy and kid." Sanji lights up a cigarette as he stands in front, ready to face off with them.
"I'll help too!" Nami prepares her clima-tact.
The clima-tact was created by Usopp, but after Durin got his hands on it and was flabbergasted by the stupid pranks hidden inside… Well let's say that he beat up Usopp and forced him to stay to create an actually working clima-tact. The one now in Nami's hand.
"Hohoho! So what if he was stronger~ He was only one, and we are two!" Hotori
The two start to spin as they close in on our three. The left hand of Kotori comes near Sanji who blocks it with his foot.
*Bam!*
Sanji flies back from the impact dial in Kotori's left glove.
"Look out guys! They have dials hidden inside their gloves!" Conis yells.
"Oh? You are aiding trespassers? Guess you are to be disposed of as well!" Hotori throws fire at Conis.
"Staff tornado!" Nami swings her sectioned staff with one spinning in a clockwise motion in front of her, fending the flame off.
"Don't get in my way bitch!" Hotori jumps closer this time with his right hand extended.
*Bamf!* Hotori got a flying kick in his face, sending him away.
"How DARE you attack a woman in front of me?! Write your prayers." Sanji's eyes are in full flame mode as he charges after Hotori.
"Get away from my bro!" Kotori screams and uses his right hand at Sanji.
Out comes a fart.
"Ew what the fuck!" Sanji screams at the fat bastard.
"Gunpowder star!" Usopp fires his ball at Kotori.
"Usopp! No!" Nami screams but to late.
The gunpowder star explodes on contact and ignites the fart.
*BOOM!*
Everyone is thrown around the deck, with the two fat goats flying offboard.
"HOW DARE YOU IGNITE THE FART!!! THAT IS MY JOB!!!" Hotori screams as he returns with Kotori.
"We don't care~" Sanji jumps as he dropkicks Kotori into the cloud river.
"Kotori!!! You'll pay for that!!" Hotori jumps at Sanji.
"*munch munch munch* Eee- What's up doc?"
"Huh?" Hotori looks under himself, to see a grey humanoid rabbit eating a carrot.
"Well, time to work then! Here Sanji!" Buggs ducks Hotori as he flies over him, before giving a kick to his ass to speed up his movement.
"Thanks Buggs! Mutton shot!!" Sanji makes a flip and with the generated force kicks Hotori's head sending him flying away into the forest.
"*Whistle~* Wow, that fat goat sure can fly!" Buggs whistles in admiration as he sees Hotori fly away.
"Wait, why are you here Buggs? Didn't you go with Zoro's group." Nami asks in confusion.
"Well we kinda encountered a GIANT ASS SNAKE the size of a sea king! We split up after we ran from the venomous bastard." Buggs explains while he continues to munch.
"... What do you have there, Buggs?" Sanji looks at the navy blue carrot.
"Oh this? I found it on the way. It's like a carrot but the taste is very strong! Too bad I am still hungry after eating 20 of these bastards. I call them sky carrots cause why not." Buggs explains.
"Hm, must have a lot of air content. Must be great for diets…" Sanji is already observing the carrot.
"...These guys… CAN'T YOU BE SERIOUS FOR AT LEAST A MINUTE?!" Nami is annoyed by the easygoing personalities.
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"Hm, so the ancient city's name really is Shandora, like Lynx said. The year 402 of Kaien… So the city thrived around 1100 to 800 years ago. So it falls into the hundred year gap in world history. Perhaps this island holds the secrets of the unspoken history that the land below ceased to talk about." Robin writes in her notes.
"Too bad that Lynx doesn't know much of the history besides a few things…" Robin sighs as she hoped that her partner would share her thirst for knowledge.
'Well, he does want to know about things, but he is rather preparing to create kingdoms who are our allies. He is probably planning to go to war with them in the future… Will he take the aid of the revolutionaries? The leader is Luffy's father after all…' Robin tries to predict what I am trying to do.
A step is heard from behind her, triggering Robin's immediate reaction.
"Who is there?!" Robin turns around to see a giant fatso with three chins.
"Oh, what a pretty young lady!" Yama comments while looking at her.
'Well I can't do any of my moves against this fatass…' Robin
"Mountain belly!!!" Yama attacks by trying to bodyslam Robin who barely dodges.
"Why are you so fast with such a fat ass?!" Robin couldn't help herself but imitate Lynx and Annie from the shock.
"Don't talk to me like that!" Yama
"Meriya!" Yama belly flops at her.
Robin keeps dodging a few times until she sees Yama's path of destruction.
'Oh no! The hieroglyphs!!!' Robin pancis and jumps in the way.
"Veinte fleurs- candula!!" Robin creates 20 arms in a flower pattern as she blocks Yama from destroying the hieroglyphs.
"Do you intend to cling to this dried up city? Nyeh nyeh nyeh!" Yama laughs as he blew back Robin.
'Lynx… Can you advise me?' Robin sends a message before slowly starting to get up.
"You seem to have no respect for the footprints left by ancient people." Robin
"Of course not! I have no interest in the past!" Yama
"Fools who don't respect the past are doomed to repeat it." Robin
"Don't you dare talk to me like that! Mountain pu-!!!" Yama gets pissed off and tries to strike her but stops with a weird expression on his face.
"Thousand years of death portal!" My voice sounds out from behind Yama.
Coming around, Robin sees my hand extending from a portal with the baton all the way to the hilt in Yama's ass.
"You fat bastard! Hands off of my girl! Hey Robin~ Which way do you want me to toss him?" The small portal just carries my voice through since it's small.
"Can't you come over yourself?" Robin looks amusingly at the hand extending from empty space.
"Fine… So which way do you want me to toss him?" Sand appears from the portal and it forms my head.
"Toss him that way, so he can't damage the ruins." Robin points at the empty space.
"Ok." I toss the fat bastard flying far away, dislodging him from the baton.
"You can either reverse the dials on him, making him crash into a tree or try to develop your powers by joining the limbs together into one giant limb. Up to you~" My head went nearer to whisper to her before disappearing through the portal again.
"He really is an idiot~ Gives me the easy way out or tells me to develop my powers." Robin smiles to herself.
"Well guess it's time to practice~" Robin makes her way towards Yama.
クリエイターの想い 
Natsujan
Natsujan Nowhere is safe now from the 1000 years of death! Mwahahahaha!
Enjoy~
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