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As I enjoyed a warm bath that was bigger than a normals person living room, I thought about what I get from Geth who surprisingly can either imitate embarrassment or they are truly becoming more organic, maybe it is because of their new and more organic looking platforms?

No matter...

So, the first thing I found out from Geth was that they didn't even know when they started to designate me as their Mother, they didn't have any corrupted or missing data, they just from one moment changed my designation from Sister to Mother, without reason, and that's the scary thing, Geth NEVER EVER do anything without reason or logic.

So no need to say im a little worried, on one hand it could be that they either becoming 'more' or there is a problem somewhere, both options have pros and cons, if they are becoming more organic, then I fear that they could gain some of more bad organics tendencies, but there is nothing I could do, and I know that even now Geth trying to see the logic in their new behavior.

Ahh, is this how Motherhood feels? This worry and anxiety for them I feel?

Kinda fucked up...

At least I don't need to change their diapers or something worse...

"Mother Mera, why can we feel you think something bad?"

Geth asked as my copy was in the bath with me and rubbed me back with soap.

"HAH?! From when you become a woman with six senses?!"

I asked as I turned to face them with an incredulous expression.

"Woman six sense, commonly used be male humans as their bane of existence."

Geth said and I looked at them even more.

"Do you do it on purpose?"

I asked Geth as my face closed to my copy.

"What do you mean we are doing on purpose Mother Mera? Please elaborate."

Geth said with a deadpan stare as our noses were touching.

"Grrrr, I have a feeling you are fucking with me."

I said to Geth, who tilted his head.

"We are not equipped with male organs to 'Fuck' you Mother Mera, and our studies showed that children and parents don't 'fuck'."

Geth said and I threw my hands into the air in defeat as water sprinkled from my action.

"OK now I know definitely you fucking with me..."

I said and submerged into the water in defeat.

"Brrrrb brrrr brrrrbb bbbb."

I said and Geth looked at me more.

"We do not understand mother Mera..."

I rolled my eyes and repeated myself now more seriously.

"Yea, yea, you win this round Geth, on another matter, how many un relay systems around Perseus Veil you colonized?"

I asked as my hands played with bubbles.

"Currently, we have twenty one star systems that aren't connected to relay network, and another nine systems that are connected to Perseus Veil primal relay network."

Geth said and I hummed as my hands moved to build a castle from soap.

"And communication? Is there any problem?"

I asked as I knew that having instantaneous communication is key to everything.

"We already established a complete network of quantum satellites, Geth can control everything in Geth territory without any delay."

Geth said and I noted that they are unconsciously changing their designation from WE to Geth and vice versa.

"I see, were there any problems? Thanks to being outside of relays I do not think that Reapers have a big influence in these parts."

I said, and Geth showed me surprising videos with two different species, one is the dream of furry lovers, humanoid foxes, and another that looks like kind of Unas from the stargate universe.

"Yes, currently Geth observes two pre-space civilizations, one is what human categorized as medieval stage and other in early atom stage."

Geth said, and I raised an eyebrow, I found out that Geth started adopting more and more human designations, well Asari, Salarians and Turians didn't really have such designations as iron and bronze stage, I still find it funny, a lot of things that should be there aren't, it's like if their entire races were too specialized to ignore obvious things completely.

"I see, you don't play on UFOs and abduct their people or cows, right?"

I asked Geth with worry.

"Animal designated as cows aren't native to these worlds, and We do not antagonize organics without reason mother Mera."

Geth said and I faintly could feel what feels like chiding from Geth's voice?

"Ok, ok, jeez, hm try to speed up the colonization process, we need more resources."

I said and Geth nodded with a copy of my head.

"We understand mother Mera, but the problem with slow travel outside of relay FTL is damaging our process."

Geth said, and I noded, yea that was a problem, but I already have ideas about how to change it, alternative FTL isn't easy to invent but, I have an entire race of super-intelligent machines on my hand, plus an idea that should work, albeit just for Geth and other mechanized races.

"Hey, try to run this through tests, what if you built a cannon or catapult to catapult your ships or cargo or that would shoot your ships like railgun bullet to your destinations? You can always slow down, but that should be the easiest solution for now, plus like this, nobody could reverse engineering as all these cannon stations would be in our space, and just ships would travel."

I said as it was an easy idea, and for Geth who doesn't need to worry about organic safeties is a very viable idea, they just needed to shoot their ships between systems like railgun bullets.

"We will research it in-depth mother Mera."

Geth said and I could already feel thousands of tests and calculations run throughout Geth network, it was like an anthill that was lit on fire, so lively.

Already I could see numerous testing projections taking place, some of them were successful, albeit still with bugs, and others made their ships collide with celestial bodies, yea for that, they needed to be careful and always have a clear path in mind.

Ah, who im to speaking about, they are Geth, of course, they would be careful after all failures are illogical for them...

NO matter I would let them be and go to enjoy my pastime activity.

"Well, I wanted to troll some humans, lets see what they would think about Citadel entertainment films, wonder how they would rate an alien version of titanic..."

I said with a grin as I stood from the bath, completely ignoring water falling from me as miniature RepliGeths run around the place, cleaning it behind me as they at the same time clothe me without me even needing to stop.

"Oh and I should look into the individuals that poked into the collector's ship, even if Geth secretly destroyed the more indoctrinating devices, there are still reports about some of scientists and engineers starting to behave strangely, who knows, maybe we could get some experimental subjects on indoctrination."

I said to myself with a chuckle, no matter it could wait as now is a trolling time, no wonder Sheogorath and Zelretch liked it so much...

IT'S SO FUN TO FEEL SO ALIVE!