章 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Trash. When you read that sentence you probably thought I was insulting myself but I'm not. Well then let's start over my name is Affald, 21 years old, live in an apartment alone with my cat, Oreo. When you read it, you probably thought the name was normal unless you can speak Danish. Because when translated the name literally means trash or garbage. I found this out by typing my name in Google and lo and behold pictures of trash appear on the screen. I tried asking my parents why they named me trash but they just say they didn't know it has a meaning. One of my 'friends' knew this and started calling me trash and soon it began to spread and everyone in school started calling me trash.
You know when I was told that I'm going to be transmigrating to a different world I thought of life full of adventures with beautiful women by my side. But. Boy was I wrong... VERY wrong.
Let's start when the accident happened.
(//FLASHBACK STARTS//)
I just minded my own business in the night until I heard a womanly scream. Being your friendly neighborhood trash that I am, I immediately ran toward the scream, and the scene that I saw after that is unbelievable. I saw an incredibly pretty(?) guy is about to get raped by an incredibly ugly girl. The scene is just disgusting.
I didn't want the guy to be scarred for life, so I immediately rush towards them and punched the girl. But that didn't turn out well the girl is actually really strong. At first, I thought the guy was just your average pretty boy with no strength but experiencing the girl's strength right now that's certainly not the case. The girl then grabbed my wrist and slams me to the ground, but I resisted and use Uno reverse card.
The guy had a shocked expression on his face when this happens. He wanted to help me, but I just did what any trash would do, say some cool lines. It went like this:
Random Guy: Sir let me help you!
Trash: NO!! DON'T!! THIS IS MY JOB AS A TRASH. GO RUN AND CALLED THE COPS IF I DIDN'T MAKE IT PLEASE TELL MY PARENTS TO TAKE CARE OF MY CATS.
Random Guy: But sir...(he started tearing up)
Trash: I said GO!!
And just like that he leaves (still crying) while the girl I pinned on the ground started to grab a knife in her pocket, seeing this, I tried to grab it before she did but I'm too late. She stabbed me in the chest using the knife and just like that I died...
That's what I thought too until I found myself in a white room sitting on a chair while a middle-aged man wearing a business suit sat in front of me. We didn't speak and just stare at each other for a solid few seconds until the man in a businessman suit started talking.
(3rd Person POV)
"Hello there, young soul or Trash, you're probably wondering where you are and why you are in here. Let me give you a quick explanation. You are dead. This is neither heaven nor hell. This is my home. And I'm a R.O.B." said the self-proclaimed R.O.B. While our MC Trash has an astonishing look while many questions begin to pop up in his head. But then he started to curse him for calling him Trash. Even though it is kinda funny calling himself trash, it isn't pleasant for others to call him trash.
"Can you not call me that, it hurts me you know? And can I ask you a question, why am I here?"
"No, and Well you're here because you aren't supposed to be dead, you are supposed to marry the girl you met on that night and have a happy family," R.O.B said while having a fake pity expression.
"Wait, so you're telling me that I'm going to marry that ugly girl, I'd rather die than marry her!!" said Trash while having a disgusted look on his face.
"Well not her but the one saved."
"But that's a guy, right?!"
"Well no, he is actually a she. She became thankful to you and then just your classic love stories, have some kids, and dies. Nothing special."
"So why did you bring me here then, couldn't you just throw me in heaven or hell?"
"Well, I couldn't because you are an anomaly. You are supposed to live in that timeline but you didn't so we need to reincarnate you to a different world."
"WHAT REALLY?! THEN I WANT TO BE REINCARNATED IN DRAGON BALL, HAVE A SYSTEM AND I WANT A LEGENDARY ANCIENT SAIYAN BLOODLINE!!"
"Sorry I can't do that."
"WAIT SO YOU CANNOT GRANT WISHES I THOUGHT YOU WILL GRANT WISHES."
"Well I can, but there's a reason for that. The thing is you are meaningless in that timeline of yours, you didn't do any kind of thing that will benefit your race or save them in the future. But you're here purely because of some mistakes. So being the kind-hearted R.O.B that I am, I am going to give you a chance to reincarnate."
"So how are you going to do that?"
"Well, we are going to use this *clap*" R.O.B clapped his hands and multiplet fortune wheel appeared behind him. "We're going to use this wheel to decide the world you're going to, power related to the world that has been picked, a system, a blessing, and a curse that correspond to the world"
"WHAT!! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A CURSE?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A CURSE?!"
"Well, the thing is we need to balance things out. If you got a high tier blessing then the world balance is ruined. But worry not, the curse will be the same tier as the blessing. If you get tier 1 on blessing then the curse is also tier one."
"Ok, that's better, I guess?"
"Well then let's start with the world." R.O.B is about to spin the wheel but got interrupted by Trash.
"Chotto matte, let me spin the wheel myself. I will feel a bit safer if I do that."
"Fine by me"
Trash place his hand on the wheel and start spinning it. When the spin stops, the needle is pointed at the word Pokemon.
"What Pokemon that's lame, I thought it's going to be something action-packed." Trash said while having an indifferent expression on his face.
"Well it's not bad, or would you rather like to go the world of Doom Slayer," R.O.B said while grinning.
Trash shivered at the thought of going to that world, he wouldn't even survive for a day if he really goes there.
"Well then onto the next one" The next wheel has a lot of power like a sturdy body and superhuman strength to an eidetic memory. Trash start spinning it and the needle almost landed on extreme sexual hormones, he holds his breath while his face has a pleading look because he didn't want to go around fucking everything he sees. But luckily for him, it landed next to him which said 'Ultra Plot Armor'.
When he sees it, he almost wanted to scream out of joy but hold it. R.O.B also had a dumbfounded look on his face because extreme luck is a tier 8 power which is really rare.
"Congratulations, you just got a tier 8 power 'Ultra Plot Armor'. Like the name stated you will be given the most powerful plot armor in existence."
"FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS!!!" Trash shouted joyfully while having tears in his eyes like he has seen his long-lost son.
"Yes, yes, wow so cool but please note the power cannot be activated willingly. It can only respond to the user's emotions. If the user really wanted it to happen, it would really happen."
"That's fine by me. At least I have the power of a protagonist. I, Trash am now the most powerful protagonist in this world." Trash said in an arrogant tone.
"Whatever, quick spin the wheels, I have a meeting in a few hours with other R.O.Bs."
Trash nodded and started to spin the 'System' wheel. When it stops, the needle is pointing at a tier 1 system called the 'Observation system'.
R.O.B laugh and said to Trash " Hahaha, looks like you have used all of your luck on your power. Well anyway, like the name suggest it can observe something be it wether things, animals and people. Well, it is useful but all normal tier 2 systems have this function."
"Whatever, I don't even want a system (actually really want a system)" Trash grumbled silently.
"It's time for your blessing. You may spin the wheel."
Trash spin the wheel harshly. When it stops, the needle is pointed at Tier 10 'Unlimited Potential'. Trash almost fainted when he sees this while R.O.B has a complicated expression on this because if it's tier 10 then surely the curse is also tier 10.
"Well this is a bit complicated, I don't know what to call you Lucky or Unlucky because the curse is also going to be tier 10." When Trash heard this he had a sudden realization and if before he is about to faint because of joy right now he wanted to faint because he is extremely worried.
"Well, there's no use of worrying, Trash. It already happened. Let me explain, unlimited potential doesn't mean you have unlimited potential but your future 'Partners' or in this case Pokemon Is. That means every pokemon that you decided to catch is going to have unlimited potential."
"Isn't that too overpowered?"
"I know but the curse is here to balance things out. So let's start spinning the last wheel"
Trash go forward and touch the curse wheel and the moment he touched it, cold sweat began to form on his face. And with a prayer, he spins the wheel. It keeps spinning for a few seconds but felt like hours for Trash and it finally stops. And the curse that he got is Tier 10 'Trash'. When trash sees this he didn't know whether to laugh or cry and he said in his mind 'Is this wheel mocking me it's like sending me a message to stay being trash'. R.O.B had a pity look on his face.
"Well Trash it's kinda ironic, you a trash got 'Trash' for a curse. But let me explain, this curse will give you one of the worst pokemon with its evs is lower than the species original base evs. The pokemon is going to be 5* times harder to train and every time it levels up the experience needed is 120% than the previous one. The Pokemon you got is Metapod. And you cannot catch any other Pokemons. Cannot be evolved, can't use items like steroids or vitamin and other products in that world to raise stats, and can't use rare candy but you can use healing items. Also, metapod can't faint or it will die and your life is bounded to him" R.O.B's said with a little bit of pity in his voice.
"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME WORLD!!! HAVE I ANGERED THE HEAVENS OR SOMETHING IN MY LAST LIFE." Trash said with overwhelming sadness in his voice while crying his eyes out.
"Well, it's not that bad at least you got to go to another world."
"Not bad your mother, do you know how I feel right now. I thought I was going to be the most powerful trainer there and have a lot of hot babes by my side. But look at the situation right now what the fuck am I gonna do with fucking metapod that dies when it faints and I too will die." Trash said while bawling his eyes out.
"Yeah, that's suck. And looking at the situation right now, I'm going to give your system the ability to evolve. But don't expect too much, It can only evolve when your metapod reach a certain level."
Trash who is still crying heard this and came to him and thank him repeatedly. After several more hours of crying and R.O.B comforting him like a friend comforting his friend that found out his wife cheated on him, he decided to ask R.O.B a question.
"Hey, R.O.B, can you make my Metapod red but don't make it look weird, make it look cool, and can you put him in a specialized Pokeball with the top being red with a black stripe and a letter 'G' on it with the bottom being white"
"Done, but why 'G'"
"Well, I'm going to name my pokemon 'Garbage' because I'm Trash and he is my curse trash but I'm already trash so I need another name for him so I chose garbage."
"OK"
"Well It's time for you to go, you will receive a backpack with some essentials, and don't worry about your identity I've already dealt with that." R.O.B clapped his hands and a portal appeared in front of Trash.
"Thank you for everything R.O.B, and Goodbye." Trash jumped into the portal hesitantly. The next moment he opens his eyes he is in some kind of forest.
(//FLASHBACK ENDS//)
And that's how it happened.
A garbage metapod as a pokemon and me a Trash. Well enough of that, let's start my new journey in this world
TO BE CONTINUED
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