"HAHAHAHA!!! DIE YOU UNDEAD FREAKS! HAHAHA!!!"
It was a Massacre. Hours upon hours of watching all my new friends run at the Human, their heads and arms blown off from the bio-engineered plants.
Even our shields couldn't do much when the big purple mushroom arrived, its pellets piercing through our makeshift defenses.
"Brainzzzz!!!" Wait a moment! Is that who I think it is?!
A Smile starts to spread on my face as I see my old College Roommate, Chad! Running down the street in his iconic red football uniform.
"Woohoo! Yeah, Go Chad! Teach that Racist Human not to mess with us!" I cheer, hope starting to return to me at the sight of my old friend.
"GRAHHH!!!" "Brainzzz!!!" "Grah!" We all cheered for our favorite guy!
BOOOM
Only to stop in silence as we watched him step on an explosive Potato and blow up.
"Do you think he's okay?" Immorticia asked me, and I couldn't answer her as I cried at what I saw.
"She Killed Chad! That Bitch!" I pointed a cold grey finger at the tan-skinned human who was too busy laughing maniacally like the Racist Zombiephobic freak that she was!
"I think it's time to call out the big guns..." I wipe my non-existent tears from my face as I point at a nearby Zombie.
"You! Call Disco Damian! We need all the help we can get!"
And Somewhere on the other side of Neighborville, An Afro Wearing Zombie started to boogie his way towards the last two humans on Earth.