章 16: Chapter 16: Propaganda of passionate heroes
Boom!
A big hole broke through the wall of the refuge in an instant, and a tall figure stood vaguely in the floating smoke.
Click!
The figure walks step by step, through the dust, revealing its full appearance. It is an intelligent robot. It is more than five meters tall and exudes a metallic luster. It is carrying two rocket launchers.
"Huh? It's a god-level weirdo-Terminator, everyone, run away."
"Help, who can help me."
The citizens who had taken refuge were in panic and screamed loudly.
Boom!
The rocket launcher on the robot's shoulders violently fired, a shell blasted into the refuge, the wall collapsed, and the fire was everywhere.
"Hey, stop!"
walked out a figure in the firelight, and the cold voice passed through the sparks, cold eyes, indifferent expression, cold aura...
"Huh!? It's a king, an S-class hero king."
"What about the king? The opponent is a god-level weird. No matter how strong the king is, he can't beat the opponent. If he comes, he will only die for nothing. It is better to run away and save his life."
"king, you run fast and keep your strength to do more meaningful things."
The citizens who were pressed down by the wall yelled.
"Escape?" Wang Feng twitched his mouth and said with a grin: "If the hero escapes, who will fight?" He stared directly at the robot, and the over-the-air dubbing "Tutu-tutu-tutu-" sounded in due course.
"This sound is... the imperial engine!?"
"king...has entered a state of combat."
"He can obviously run away, why should he stay and die?"
The citizens stared at the tall figure in confusion.
"For what? He is for us!" A young man bitterly smashed his severely twisted leg with both hands, crying loudly: "King is for the incompetent us, knowing that he will die, he has no hesitation, because he is a hero, he A hero who stands in front of us and protects us from wind and rain—"
"Hero? Ha, but with an ant, I can mash him with one fist." The robot seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world.
Wang Feng quietly looked at the laughing robot, and said lightly: "Have you laughed enough?"
"Um?"
The robot stared at Wang Feng fiercely, "Shit hero, go to hell!" He slammed a punch and hit Wang Feng.
Boom!
Wang Feng flew out and crashed a wall.
"Hey, king, let me end you."
The robot is in a strong position and is not forgiving. It kicks on its feet and raises its fists, quickly approaching Wang Feng who has fallen to the ground.
"king, be careful..."
The survivors yelled in horror.
"As a hero, it's time to tell you what to do when faced with such a thrilling scene."
Wang Feng sat up, grinned suddenly, took out a pack of "Weilong" brand spicy strips from behind, pointed at the camera and said, "At this moment, I will eat a spicy strip to suppress my surprise." I took out a spicy strip and stuffed it into my mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.
"Energy is full."
Wang Feng exploded, and punched the robot.
"king!"
"king!"
The survivors shouted in unison.
Wang Feng held the "Weilong" brand spicy stick in front of the camera, "When facing danger, come with a spicy stick to suppress the shock and replenish the high-calorie energy. You can be a hero, too."
...
Wang Feng watched the "Weilong" hot strip advertisement on TV at home, and hid his face, he did not dare to watch it again. His fame was ruined on this advertisement. Xiqi told him that the heroic advertisement was a passionate advertisement.
Fuck, eating spicy strips is indeed spicy, his blood boils, sweating profusely, and easy to get angry, but this is different from the heroic blood that I understand! ?
He wanted to cry without tears. He knew it was this kind of advertisement. He would not shoot if he killed him. It was just that he was already riding a tiger and could only grit his teeth and bite the bullet.
"Well, go out to breathe, I will be depressed to death."
Since filming this "Weilong" commercial, he hasn't been out for several days. For fear of being recognized, she pointed at him and said, "Hey, isn't that Weilong King?"
Shou!
He put on the necessary black cap, concealed his appearance, and opened the door to go out.
...
Boom!
An explosion sounded, and Wang Feng, who had just left the house, stared blankly at the collapsed wall in front of him. Outside the damaged wall, stood a robot full of blastholes.
"The target is found, the target is locked, the incendiary cannon is ready..."
The robot's outstretched palm suddenly ejected a large amount of flames. Wang Feng couldn't avoid it and was burnt upright. After a burst of flames passed, Wang Feng's clothes were burned to the ground, and only a pair of boxer briefs was left there.
"The target still has life characteristics, the rocket launcher is ready..."
The robot's eyes flashed with data and scanned the flames for a while, and the gunholes all over his body squeezed out, and yellow firelights lit up in each of the gunholes.
Boom boom boom!
Shoot more than a dozen rockets in a row.
"Damn it."
Wang Feng crossed his arms to block his face, and the rocket launcher arrived in the blink of an eye, and all bombarded him.
Boom! Boom!
There was a burst of explosions, and the house turned into a ruin. Wang Feng stood up from the ruins out of breath, scorched all over, he stared at the robot coldly, and shouted: "Who are you? Who sent you? "
"The target is not dead, the nuclear battery self-explosion system is activated..."
"Blode!?"
Wang Feng was startled and prepared to avoid him, but the robot rushed over and hugged him one step earlier. After UU read www.uukanshu.com for half a second...
Boom!
Looking from afar, a mushroom cloud rose into the sky.
"asshole!"
After the smoke passed, Wang Feng stood steadily on the ruins and stared at a pile of tattered robots, his expression was solemn, his clothes had been burned out, only a pair of underpants cover that was still intact after burning cannons, rocket launchers, and nuclear energy explosions. .
At this time, an over-the-picture sound was interrupted: "Nice **** are still intact no matter what fire is exposed to them. They are the **** that heroes can always rely on."
"Nice **** are durable, breathable and refreshing. They are really nice (Nice: beautiful meaning) panties."
...
what! ?
Wang Feng, who had just opened the door and was about to go out, suddenly heard the advertisement broadcast on the TV without turning off his back. He staggered under his feet, and instantly became irresistible. According to the two advertisements proposed by the Heroes Association, one is a passionate advertisement, um, facts. It's a spicy advertisement, and the other is a passionate advertisement. Huh, isn't the **** advertisement passionate enough?
Well, the Association of Heroes, Xiqi, I remember you, don't let me take the opportunity, otherwise you will vomit blood.
He held the door and felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a dead fly. He was hurting his liver and gallbladder, and he was vomiting blood in his heart.
...
Unmanned Street in Z City.
Saitama lay leaning on his bed, staring at the Nes **** advertisement on TV. Seeing the Nes **** that Wang Feng wears in the advertisement was still okay after being bombarded by artillery fire several times, he hung his eyes and scratched. Tickles his crotch, muttering to himself: "That man's underwear is so strong, I really want one, I don't know if the supermarket that sells Nice underwear has special sales activities..."
Saitama met Wang Feng for the first time in his life, and it was actually from the underwear advertisement, which...it was a bit embarrassing!
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