章 3: Laser brothers?
"...159.....178....198...199...200! *huff huff* finally that took way too long" mutters the blond haired man named Zeke
"Didn't really seem that hard to me" the pinkish slug responds
"oh shut up slugerous" 'I've been training for about 2 days in a half now, and it is Thursday. I know saitama went to the lab around Saturday, but I'm not sure if he still will go to the lab since i'm not there anymore...but there's always a chance'
"Alright slugs I'm going to head into the shower now, protect the door or do whatever you do when I'm busy" I say as I head towards the bathroom and turn on the water
"yeah yeah I'll do what I do best"
'As I admire myself in the mirror I can see muscle growth in my arms and a slight six pack forming and my height is 182 cm which is around 6 feet and I have the iconic 2 large hair strands that come down over my head, wow no wonder genus is known as really good geneticist it's only been around 2 and a half days but I've grown like I've been working out for months. Just 2 and a half days ago me and slugerous finally found city z and found an abandoned apartment near a broke down alley way surprisingly there was no monsters nearby, with the use of an old broken down generator and some potatoes we were able to get some electricity going, so the power's up but the place is still broke down' as Zeke finishes up and gets out the shower he puts on a black long sleeve shirt a some black jogging pants and a worn out pair of running shoes
"Alright slugs I'm gonna go for a walk, don't get kidnapped or killed because if u do then I'd do some crazy workout and get insanely OP and try to destroy the world"
"Uhh...yeah, whatever that means don't bring back any strong monsters and don't die see ya!" slugerous says as he closes the old wooden door behind Zeke as he leaves the apartment. As Zeke walks down the street he notices some smoke coming out of an alleyway
"uhhh..Now normally I wouldn't do this but since I'm gonna be a hero I have to figure out what this is...." Zeke mutters to himself as he runs down the alleyway, as he turns in the alleyway he sees a being made up entirely of smoke and has a pig head.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SMOKING HAM THE KING OF ALL WOLF THREATS BOW BEFORE ME, YOU MEASLY HUMAN!!!"
"...Are you serious...what kind of name is that? also why are you monsters always so cocky when your like super weak?....to be honest it's not even funny"
"STUPID HUMAN I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!" smoking ham says as he solidifies the smoke into a fist and rushes it at Zeke
Zeke narrows his eyes and jumps over the punch as he lands he rolls infront of smoking ham and jumps into an uppercut. Smoking ham gets hit in the chin, he's dazed and wobbles back a bit. Zeke seeing this yells
"TEXAS RAMPAGE" and slams his fist into smoking ham over and over as fast as he can similar to genos's machine gun blow but his fists go straight through his body
Smoking ham snaps out of his daze but is too late to react to Zeke's Texas rampage, at first smoking ham laughs at Zeke's poor attempt to harm him, since all his fists go through his body but then Zeke's throws his fists slightly upward slamming them into smoking ham's head as he gets pummeled by the barrage of punches his head can't take the repeated damage and bursts off, going flying into the wall as purple blood falls and his body dissolves.
"hah...hah...I did it! First monster beaten!! yeah!!! I should take the head as a souvenir" Zeke says as he grabs the head and walks off while walking back to his run down apartment he runs into 2 class C heroes dressed in a black and red flameproof suit
"It is us the Laser Gun Brothers!!" The 2 heroes announce standing side by side holding 2 futuristic looking guns" "Now hand over the monster head and we'll let you go do your civilian things" says one of the brothers
'who are these guys?? they sound lame' Zeke thinks to himself with a bored expression "I killed this monster fair and square, I'm not gonna give you the souvenir so you can steal my credit" Zeke slightly annoyed responds
"Fine the hard way it is" the brother says as he points the laser gun at Zeke and fires it
Zeke just barely dodges the laser bullet as it goes through the building behind them burning through the steel leaving a fist sized hole 'Jesus...they were actually going to kill me....' "Alright.. but don't say I didn't warn you" Zeke hollers out as he crouches down as fast as he can compressing his thigh and caf muscles, he releases them when he runs towards them giving him a burst of speed as he draws back his fist and slams it into the face mask of the brother, the brother goes flying back slamming into the ground, the back of his head slams on to the concrete ground knocking him out.
"BROTHER!!!! You'll pay for this!" He says as he clicks some buttons on his gun setting it to glow a dangerous hue "ULTIMATE MEGA ULTRON LASER" he screams blasting out a giant laser beam, Zeke seeing this drops completely to the ground as the laser goes over his hair completely blowing a humongous hole in the building behind them
'WHO GAVE THEM THIS?? Zeke thinks to himself as he throws a low kick at the so called hero as the kick connects the hero topples over falling into the tip of his gun knocking his own self out
"wow, they were surprisingly weak..I guess that really shows how overused and fake most of the heroes are, there really just guys with some kind of tech or suit...Well I can't just leave some perfectly good guns here now can I....." Zeke says to himself as a smile comes onto his face he takes their guns and suits and leaves them tied up infront of a random store.
As Zeke finally arrives home he sighs happily, he opens the door only see the slugerous being held hostage by a human sized pencil "I AM THE- Zeke doesn't let the pencil finish as he blasts the whole top part of it clean off
"AHHH Thank you zeke" slugerous cry's as he hugs zeke "Yeah Yeah I won't let you die, now here take this found it off some loser heroes" Zeke says as he hands slugerous a laser gun
"W-What is this thing?"
"I'm not too sure myself, Experiment with it a little bit and find out, don't break it and don't make too much noise cuz I'm going to go to sleep" Zeke responds as he places down the pig head on a broken shelf and grabs some leftover covers
"It's still day time though...oh well Night Zeke"
"Night slugs"
But little did zeke know tomorrow was going to be quite the adventure.
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The_Great_Umi Ok so This was supposed to be out saturday but that didn't really happen because i was overloded with things but double upload today coming later on...Also feel free to give some power stones y'know ;)
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