章 195: The Zhang Miao Effect

Hearing that Hiruzen really wanted him to be Konoha's ambassador for the peace treaties, Zhang Miao suddenly felt a little confused. After a long time, he came back to his senses.

"Why? Are you asking me to fill this role because I'm handsome? Well, I think you have a good eye. After all, in the whole village, only I can be regarded as the real handsome man!"

Hiruzen: "".. "

"Damn you, cheeky little brat!"

Hearing Zhang Miao's words, the corner of Hiruzen's mouth could not help but twitch. Then he picked up his pipe and took a puff.

"The representative of the Kumogakure will come at the end of next month. During that period of time, you should stay in Konoha!"

"Hmm?" Hearing Hiruzen's words, Zhang Miao immediately put away his mischievous smile and frowned. "Grandpa Third, are you serious? Why?"

Zhang Miao really could not imagine why Hiruzen would let him be the ambassador, but with his understanding of Hiruzen, he knew that he would not do meaningless things.

However, even if he knew, he would not be satisfied if he did not ask. And Hiruzen also knew Zhang Miao's character, so he told him straightforwardly.

"Because you have a certain demoralizing effect on Kumogakure's ninjas. If you are around, we will have an extra advantage in the negotiation process!"

"I have a certain demoralizing effect on Kumogakure's ninjas?" Hearing Hiruzen's words, Zhang Miao seemed to have thought of something and immediately revealed a face of surprise, "Has my name already spread? Is it 'Killer of Millions' or 'Ruthless Destroyer'?"

"None of them!"

Seeing Zhang Miao's surprised expression, Hiruzen calmly picked up his pipe and took a puff. Then, he puffed out a long string of smoke. "You are known as the 'Backdoor Reaper'!"

Zhang Miao: "..."

"Motherf*cker, who gave me such an ugly name? I will destroy his anus!"

Looking at Zhang Miao's angry expression, a smile appeared on the corner of Hiruzen's mouth.

"Although this name is not very pleasant to hear, it is quite useful. Now that your name has spread throughout the entire Land of Lightning, most of the ninjas from Kumogakure already know about it. There are even some women who use that name to scare their kids!"

Zhang Miao "..."

"Damn, that's some exaggeration!"

Looking at Zhang Miao's confused look, Hiruzen's smile became more and more brilliant.

"Most importantly, most of the Sensory ninjas and medical ninjas in Kumogakure are women. Your existence has a great effect on them. Even the Fourth Raikage has to consider their feelings. In addition, they haven't taken any advantage in this period of time, so they decided to negotiate."

"So that's how it is..." After hearing Hiruzen's words, Zhang Miao nodded with a conflicted expression.

"That's why you want me to come forward. It's best if I use the Wood Release in front of them to increase our advantage in this negotiation. Alright, I understand. Then how much do you plan to pay me for that?"

"Zero!" Just as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Hiruzen immediately shook his head. "However, I can promise you that I can help you take good care of Naruto when you go on a long journey!"

"Huh?" Hearing Hiruzen's words, Zhang Miao immediately frowned, "Grandpa Third? You didn't use the Telescope Jutsu to peek at me, did you?"

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..." Seeing Zhang Miao's disdainful look, Hiruzen suddenly coughed violently, obviously choking on his tobacco.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Miao hurriedly went to pat his back.

"Hey, old man, don't be agitated. I know you are trying to protect us. It's fine, it's fine. I understand. Speaking of which, the quality of this crystal ball of yours is quite good. When Naruto is around three years old. Please give him that ball as his birthday present. Thank you!"

Hiruzen: "..."

"Damn it. I haven't agreed to give it to you yet!"

"What are you thanking me for?!"

Seeing Zhang Miao's bright eyes, Hiruzen immediately glared at him, "If you want my crystal ball, wait until I die!".

"Oh, then when you die, remember to let me know. I will get the crystal ball!"

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

...

Zhang Miao was almost driven out of the office by Hiruzen. Looking at the office's door, he suddenly shrugged his shoulders.

"Really? If you don't want to give it, then don't give it. Why are you so angry? Forget it. Let's go home!"

At this point, Zhang Miao directly headed home. When he got home, he saw Yugao in a white dress playing with Naruto in the yard.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Miao immediately laughed, "Yo, my oldest wife is back? Why? Do you have no mission today?"

"Yes!" Just as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Yugao smiled and nodded, "Hokage-sama told me to keep an eye on you. Before the envoys from Kumogakure come, you are not allowed to leave Konoha!"

Zhang Miao: "..."

"Damn it. That geezer is really cunning!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Miao smacked his lips and then raised his eyebrows at Yugao.

"What about our trip to the Land of Waves? Let's go there secretly without that geezer's permission. How about it? Don't you want to meet your sister?"

"That..." Hearing Zhang Miao's words, a trace of hesitation flashed across Yugao's face, but then she shook her head hard. "No, as a ninja, the mission is more important!"

Zhang Miao: "... "

"Damn, why is this little girl so stubborn?"

Seeing Yugao's determined look, the corners of Zhang Miao's mouth twitched twice, and then he nodded.

"Alright, then tell me, how do you plan to keep an eye on me? Don't tell me you want to sleep in the same room as me tonight?"

"Yeah!" Just as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Yugao nodded forcefully. "For the sake of the mission, this must be done!"

"Oh?" Hearing her words, Zhang Miao immediately raised his eyebrows and then grinned at her maliciously, "Then aren't you afraid that I will secretly pinch your little bun in the middle of the night? Hehe..."

"You... pervert!" Hearing Zhang Miao's words, Yugao's face suddenly turned red, and then she covered her face and ran away.

"Hm?" Seeing this scene, Zhang Miao immediately frowned and then revealed a puzzled expression, "Knowing to this girl's usual antics, shouldn't she pinch my ears? Why did she suddenly run away now?"

As soon as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Naruto, who was sitting next to him, tugged at the corner of his clothes. "Brother, Big Sis Yugao won't pinch other people's ears. She is beautiful and gentle. I like her the most!"

"No, Naruto, you are wrong!" Hearing Naruto's words, Zhang Miao immediately shook his head and then looked at him with a serious face.

"You have to be careful. In this world, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people. That kind of gentle-looking woman is actually very violent, so you have to remember that in the future, when you are trying to find a girlfriend, you must find someone who looks fierce! Don't forget what I just said. You must find someone who looks fierce! You must find someone who looks very fierce! Important things are said three times. Do you remember it all?"

"Got it!" Just as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Naruto immediately nodded forcefully. "When I grow up, I will definitely find a very fierce-looking girlfriend!"

"What a good child!"

"Hehehehe..."