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Naruto: Reduce All Creation to Ash

章 1: Prologue

It was dark all around. I couldn't see a thing even as I waved my hand in front of my face.

"What happened? Where am I?" I asked out loud. Don't know why I did though… It's not like anyone's here.

I stayed like this for a while. I think. It's kinda hard to tell the time when your five senses are completely useless and the darkness is covering you like a blanket.

Well, I guess I'll take a nap… for a little while…

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And suddenly, I was awake. I immediately wished I wasn't. After going so long without any form of feeling or sight all the vibrant colors and textures were painful to look at and feel. And then, as I was slowly acclimating to my senses again, someone picked me up and slapped my ass.

"OW, FUCK!" but all that came out was gibberish.

"He's a healthy young boy all right!" laughed a… giant??

"Let me see my baby boy." said a distinctly feminine voice. And then I was passed around to another set of arms, thankfully without the ass-slapping this time. As the person holding me looked down at me with affection and started talking gibberish like I used to do when I saw a cute animal, reality sunk in.

I'm a fuckin' kid, aren't I?

"Aren't you the most beautiful little boy? Mommy's so happy to finally see you!"

Well, shit.