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Black Rose Blooms SilverCyberQueen_Jolyne
Chapter 82
Notes:
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Chapter Text
"Ugh, this is getting disgustingly sweet," Weiss grumbled, shielding her eyes from yet another display of utterly saccharine and tooth rotting fluff that was Penny and Ruby's daily routine now. Which, mostly, involved Ruby coming up to Penny at any point during the day and, well.
Doing what she was doing now.
"Kissies!" Ruby cried out, throwing her arms around Penny and nuzzling against her, cheeks rubbing together as both girls giggled and started kissing each other in a remarkably sweet and disgustingly adorable way- no open mouth, no tongue, just repeated pecks on the lips and cheeks and lots of them just going "mwah mwah mwah" at each other.
"Ugh, I think I'm gonna have a heart attack, not even puppy Ruby was this adorable," Yang grimaced, looking away to protect the chastity of her eyes from the fact that her baby sister was growing up and she was completely helpless to stop it. "Why are they so cute together!?"
"We live in a house with two of the most adorable beings on the face of the planet and they're dating . The rest of us don't stand a fucking chance," Cinder groaned dramatically from where she was flopped all over the couch with Neo gagging and rolling her eyes whilst lying on top of the ravenette. "We're doomed, Neo. We're fucking doomed. We're all going to die of heart attacks before the month is up and it's going to be because my adorable baby sister, the cutest lil girl on the planet, found an equally cute girlfriend to be disgustingly fluffy with."
Neo nodded, swooning dramatically in such a way that she faceplanted straight into Cinder's breasts.
"Ugh, you guys are ridiculous. It's not that bad," Emerald deadpanned as she crossed her arms and walked up behind where Weiss and Yang were blocking the hallway and shoving them vaguely in the direction of where Blake was reading calmly in one of the beanbag chairs dotting the living room. "Why can't you guys be more like Blake? Or me?"
"Because we have a legal duty as older sisters to be dramatic as hell about our baby sister finally kissing someone!" Yang answered cheerily, snickering as she and Weiss planted their butts down on either side of Blake and sandwiched the cat faunus between themselves. "Also, c'mon, it's just cute! Look at 'em!"
"... Okay, I guess that is really adorable," Emerald finally acquiesced, squinting at the sheer good vibes emanating from Ruby and Penny as they kissed noisily in the kitchen, Penny having lifted up Ruby into her arms and started peppering her face with kisses in response to Ruby's prior assault. "Oh- oh wow fucking hell how are they so bright?"
"Either it's an unintended Aura effect bleeding out of their combined emotions, or they're really just that sweet," Weiss groaned, shielding her eyes once again as Penny and Ruby seemed to dye the world in shoujo manga bubbles just from their combined couples shenanigans as they went through the steps of baking cookies together, interrupted time and again by either girl throwing themselves into the other's arms and demanding more kissies and hugs. "I'm not sure if it's either, both, or some other third thing."
"Are you jealous? Because we're already dating and I have no idea what else you could be jealous about considering the three of us spend hours making out in the woods every day in between waves of Beowolves," Blake deadpanned, flipping a page in her book and barely even looking away long enough to blow on the shell of Weiss' ear and reduce her into a blushing mess before kissing her on the cheek and leaving a purple mark.
Aura-activated Lipstick- goes on clear, perfect for leaving marks with just a flicker of Aura to the lips.
"I- you- guh- sdfksdsfdhjh," Weiss burbled, burying her face in her hands and shuddering as she pressed herself up against Blake, with Yang just chuckling brightly at Weiss' incomprehensible keysmash babbling.
"And Yang, cut your sister some slack. Don't be too weird about her and Penny being cute together, it's not that bad," Blake huffed, bumping her head against Yang's shoulder and pressing a gentle kiss to the back of her other girlfriend's hand, fingers entwined together- smooth, pale digits against calloused and tanned fingers as Yang's thumb slowly, gently rubbed against the back of Blake's hand. "They're adorable, sure, but do we all need to be collapsing over ourselves pretending we're dying of a heart attack?"
"Thank you! Someone gets it!" Emerald interjected, throwing her hands out as she sat down with Neo and Cinder, moving the taller girl's legs so she could actually sit down on the couch before starting to trace her fingers along the pale, smooth expanse of Cinder's legs. Really smooth, actually. Not a single hair to be seen, not even fuzz.
Fucking superheating Semblance, so unfair- getting to burn out all of one's hairs with a flare of Aura…
Ugh. So unfair.
"Ugh, hate that you're so pretty ," Emerald grumbled after a moment, poking Cinder's calves and leaning over slightly as Neo scooted over and kissed her on the cheek. "It's not faaaaair…"
"You do realize that you're amazingly beautiful as well, right Emerald?" Cinder asked, raising an eyebrow and looking every bit the elegant aristocrat that she wasn't even as she lifted one leg and used it to turn Emerald towards her. "Never doubt that for a moment, dear. You are every inch as pretty as I am, if not more."
"Mnghghfdhfh…" Emerald responded eloquently, too much of a bottom to really handle the feeling of Cinder's leg pressing on her cheek and- and… Neo was rubbing up against her too and wow Neo's skin was soft holy shit nghrnsdhfnwehr-
"CinCin I think you broke her," Yang pointed out dryly, watching as Emerald turned scarlet red just from having Cinder's bare leg against her face coupled with Neo on her other side, the green haired girl flopping over with steam almost visibly rising from her overheated gay brain. Poor girl, even after she'd managed to sort through her gay feelings by getting together with Cinder and Neo, she still couldn't handle how actively sexual the two were at times. "Also, please stop doing that on the couch. If Em leaves a stain I will find a way to kick you out."
"Then maybe remember that the soundproofing in our rooms only works when the door is closed , baby dragon," Cinder responded easily, hauling Emerald up until she was cuddling Neo and Emerald both, rearranging them slightly on the oversized cushions so that they could all be comfortable without feeling like they'd fall off. Thank goodness for Qrow helping to splurge on a larger, comfier couch a few years ago. "Because I can hear you three going at it at night and if I can hear you then Ruby and Penny both know what you do at night."
"Wh- why you-! Shut the fuck up! I know what you three do at night too! Fuckin' hornyass bitches! If Ruby can hear the three of us canoodling then she can smell the three of you fucking!" Yang fired back, raising both of her middle fingers and flaring up with heat until Weiss flared her own Aura and suppressed Yang's flare of annoyance with a wave of icy cold that came on so suddenly that the area between Yang and Weiss hissed with sudden steam… causing Blake to just groan as she stood up and shut her book.
"Please stop doing that while I'm between you two. It's hard enough reading in the dorms, I don't need you two doing this while we're on vacation ," Blake grumbled, shaking herself off and jabbing Yang in the side with her slipper until the larger woman moved over, flopping back down next to Yang and resuming her reading. "I'd sit next to Weiss, but it's not hot enough to need a walking ice cube yet."
"Hey! I'm more than a walking ice cube!" Weiss protested, blushing as she sat up and reached over to poke Blake in the shoulder. "I'm also an air conditioner."
"... Wow, you three are just as bad as we are. Just louder," Cinder deadpanned, interrupting the meaningless little argument with a small chuckle of amusement, grinning as she ran her fingers through Emerald's hair. "It really is genetic, isn't it?"
"We're not even genetically related, Cinder, you're just a dumbass," Yang retorted, sticking her tongue out childishly at her older sister. "And if it really is genetic, then why is Ruby like that with Penny?"
She tilted her head, motioning towards where Ruby and Penny were giggling together over Penny getting a spot of flour on her nose, both of them dusted with a light covering of white powder from where one of them had presumably dropped the bag of flour.
"Because Ruby is the sweetest, most adorable, most amazing little sister in the world and we are a pair of cringe dumbasses raised by a man who wears jorts and a different man who thinks having a perpetual beard of stubble makes him look cool. It's amazing we're functional as lesbians at all," Cinder answered with a dry, flat intonation.
"Ruby was also raised by Dad and Uncle Qrow."
"Yeah, but she's also half grimm."
"... you got a point there. Shouldn't that have made her more of a weirdo than we are?" Yang asked, then paused and looked over to the kitchen again, where Ruby was now dancing with Penny in the kitchen, both of them doing a very loose and giggly rendition of a ballroom waltz while they waited for the cookies to bake. "... Nevermind."
"We got all the cringe, she got all the cute," Cinder sighed dramatically, swooning again until Neo very purposefully bapped her on the cheek and forced her to go back to cuddling. "Ugh, so needy, Neo my beloved…"
"Ugh… she did ," Yang sighed jealously, looking back towards the kitchen one last time.
"Penny! Kissies~!"
"Kissies!"
Notes:
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