章 208: 38
Chapter thirty eight: The logical conclusion.
"Hell yeah!" – talks.
'Art is a blast!' – thoughts.
"Know your role!" – Yamato/Rebellion.
"Katsu!" – demonic/jutsu.
...
Iwagakure no sato…
"Everybody out." Naruto said calmly.
"W-What?" Neji asked.
Naruto glanced at him over his shoulder. "Did I stutter? I said out. Your battle is out there." He pointed his finger at the two already fighting armies.
"But Naruto, you can't be serious!" Mei stated.
"Yeah!" Yugito added. "We will fight with you and…"
The Overlord suddenly interrupted her by raising his hand. "This is your final warning." With that he created a small fireball in his hand… and threw it far away. "Katsu."
BLAST.
The enormous explosion leveled at least one fifth of the village.
"Holy shit!" Mei shouted.
"Remember Moon Country." The demon said with a smirk. "I'm gonna do the same."
Neji's eyes widened. "Fuck! Alright, we're leaving!"
"Like hell we will!" Yugito replied. "I…"
"No time to be stubborn!" Neji grabbed her arm and jumped away. "This place is ten minutes from hell!"
"Tch." Mei scowled. "I still don't like this." She said, following them.
"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled. "Now that's better! Nothing more in the way of our nice heartwarming reunion! Who wants to give ol' Naruto a hug? How about you, Orochi-chan?!"
"Enough fooling around, Naruto!" Sasuke shouted. "What have you done to our men in Moon Country?"
The demon raised an eyebrow. "You mean… you still don't know?"
"Don't know what?" Orochimaru asked.
Naruto grinned evilly. "That I'm not playing for keepers anymore…"
Sakura's eyebrows furrowed. "What do you mean by that?"
Silence.
"Naruto!"
"Hmhmhm… Hahahaha! How very emotional, Sakura!" The blond laughed. "Do you remember? You were on that mission too…"
"Yes, I do." The kunoichi replied, narrowing her eyes.
"Remember little Hikaru? His father, king Michirou? How about his mother?" Naruto's grin widened.
"What have you done to them?"
The Overlord scratched his head in thought. "Well… Hikaru looked a little… down. And, being the nice person I am, I decided to cheer him up a little! So I took his head and… well, kind off squashed it in my hand."
Sakura's eyes widened. "No… No! Why?! How could you do this?!"
"Oh, but that's not all, my dear!" Naruto continued. "After I did that, his little bitch of a mother just couldn't help but continue screaming his name… so I blew her brains out… just a little!" He said, smiling warmly.
Sasuke glared at him. "How low can you fall, Naruto? They were just unarmed civilians."
"Oh really?! Tell me, Uke-chan, how many unarmed civilians you would've killed, if it could help you defeat me?"
Uchiha's eyebrows shot up.
"Haha, that's exactly what I thought!" Naruto stated. "At least try not to be a hypocrite about such things…"
"Quit it, Uzumaki!" The Tsuchikage shouted. "What have you done to my men?!"
"To your men…?" Naruto rubbed his chin. "Well, if I remember correctly… they are all alive and well."
Onoki gritted his teeth. "Where are they? Tell me!"
The demon raised his eyebrow again. "You mean you actually believed that?! Haha, come on now, you know me better than that! Of course I killed them all."
"What?"
"Why so surprised? Don't worry though. As a matter of fact, no one has survived…"
"And what is that supposed to mean?" Orochimaru asked.
"Haha, so you really don't know." Naruto stated in amusement. "I mean that I have not seized Moon Country, I eradicated it… completely."
"This… This cannot be…" Sakura muttered.
"Oh, you damn right it can!" Naruto replied. "That fucking country has cost me more than its worth. That's what I meant when I said I'm not playing for keepers… I'm simply going to destroy everything in my way, and this village will go next!"
"Not if I have something to say about it!" The Tsuchikage yelled. "Jinton: Genkai Hikari no jutsu!"
"Oh?" Naruto only exclaimed when he was suddenly trapped inside a cube of energy.
FLASH.
A second and Naruto's body was disintegrated.
"Battle formation! Plan A!" Orochimaru shouted and all fighters jumped away across the area.
"Hmhmhm… so you even made some plans." The Overlord mocked, slowly reforming in a burst of flames. "Then I guess you finally want to get serious…"
"Uzumaki Naruto!"
"Hmm?" The blond turned his head, and there stood… actually he had no fucking idea of who that girl was. "Who in the blue hell are you?"
"Die!" With that she fired her… Naruto didn't know what it was called either, but it was long and black. Anyway, she fired it… only for Naruto to catch the object that flew out with his hand.
"You know…" He started. "I don't really care who you are, but by shouting 'die' at me, you left me with only one choice about what to do with this… thing." The demon raised his hand with caught object in it. "I'm gonna take it, just like this… Turn it sideways, just like this. And then, in front of the MILLIONS!"
Silence.
Naruto glanced over his shoulders at two battling armies… and realized that no one paid him any attention.
"Oh my god, AND MILLIONS of Naruto fans! I'm gonna take this piece of metal, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!" Then he tried to teleport and… failed. "Huh?"
"Surprised?" Orochimaru asked smugly. "You didn't really think we came unprepared, right?"
"Actually I did." Naruto stated. "For everything Konoha does almost always fucked up." He added.
"Not this time!" Sasuke shouted. "Katon: Goukakyu no justu!"
"Tch." Naruto scowled, jumping away. 'Strange, I teleported just recently. When could they…?'
Sakura jumped after him.
"Forgive me, Naruto." She outstretched her hand to strike…
"Sure." Naruto said, delivering a somersault kick to her chin. "You still can't fight for shit…"
"Ninpo: Choujou Giga!"
"Wha…?" The demon was suddenly attacked by large amount of ink birds. "What the…? Get off!" He tried to shake them off still in mid air.
"Now, Sasuke!"
"Sasuke?"
"Chidori!" TheUchiha appeared right in front of him with a familiar jutsu in hand.
"Eh-Eh!" Naruto exclaimed, catching Sasuke's wrist. "Not this time, Uke-kun!"
The Sharingan user grinned. "Chidori Nagashi!"
"Fuck!" Naruto cursed in pain.
"Sasuke, jump away!" Orochimaru commanded.
Uchiha nodded and pushed himself off his nemesis.
"Senei-ta jashu!"
"Gh." Naruto grunted as several snakes wrapped around his body.
"Game over, Uzumaki!" Unknown girl jumped in front of him and brought up two guns.
BANG.
She continued to fire until both magazines were empty.
"Sakura!"
"On it!"
Orochimaru released his binding jutsu and Naruto started to fall… right towards his pink haired ex-teammate.
"SHANNARO!" The kunoichi screamed, punching his descending body with all her might.
"Guoh!"
"Not yet!" The Tsuchikage jumped after launched Naruto… "Doton: Doryu Dango!" …And slammed him back in the ground with a huge rock.
IMPACT.
Naruto landed with a huge crashing sound.
"This was easy…" Onoki began. "Too easy. Something's not right?"
"You're right." Sasuke stated. "He almost didn't even try to defend himself."
"He was simply testing your strength." Rebellion said. "Keep your guard up, the battle has only just begun."
"Rebellion says to stay alert." The Uchiha relayed demon blade's words. "There's no way Naruto would go down that easily!"
"Why thank you, Uke-chan!"
Everyone's eyes widened.
"Dammit!" Nameless girl cursed. "I blew at least half of his head away! He's one tough son of a bitch!"
"You damn right I am! Whoever you are…" Naruto stood up and dusted himself off. "Now I must say… I'm disappointed. Is that all you have prepared for me after our last encounter?! Well, that's just insulting. Several physical attacks and a few jutsus? Is that all you've got?!"
"Tch." Orochimaru scowled.
"Plan B?" Sasuke asked.
"Plan B." The sannin confirmed. "Everyone, stand back!"
"Ho?"
"Kuchiose: Edo Tensei!"
"Hmhmhm…" Naruto chuckled as Orochimaru brought his hands together and a casket appeared. "Again? Last time wasn't enough for you, eh Orochimaru? Some morons just never…"
The casket opened.
"…learn…" Naruto's eyebrows shot up. "I have to hand it to you though, you have balls alright."
"Where am I?"
The demon grinned evilly. "Welcome to the living world again… Rikudou Sennin-kun!"
The battlefield…
"They got us surrounded!"
"Dammit!" Neji cursed. "They're outnumbering us ten to one!"
"Quit whining, you wimp!" Mei stated, broking some Konoha shinobi's neck. "You're Naruto's closest friend, act like it!"
"Stop pestering me! Hakkesho Kaiten!" Neji blew five shinobi away… but ten more came at him. "This is insanity!"
"I hate to say it… Raikyu!" Yugito fried some Iwa chuunin to death. "But he's right. If this keeps up, there will be only three of us left. And I don't think we'll be able to take on the entire army."
"Shut up! Naruto told us to fight, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do!" The Mizukage stated. "Believe in him, alright? He has a plan for everything!"
"May be so… Hakke Kusho!" "Neji unleashed his signature technique. "But…"
"Neji!"
"Wha…?" Hyuga turned around… just in time to avoid a deadly blade… lightning blade. "Kakashi?! You're here too?!"
"Surprised?" The jounin asked back. "You shouldn't be. You were ANBU captain after all."
"Tch, just great! Can it get any worse?!"
It could…
"Kuchiose no jutsu!"
"Oh fuck!" Neji's eyes widened when summons started to pop up everywhere. "Fuck, fuck!"
"Neji, I will take these summons!" Yugito stated. "You take care of the rest!"
"But Yugito…"
The kunoichi turned to hen as blue aura started to appear around her.
"You want to argue with me?!"
"N-No…" Hyuga stuttered.
"Good for you." She said, jumping off.
'Dammit! Stop playing and do something, Naruto!'
Iwagakure…
"But wait, that's not right." Naruto stated. "I thought you were a hanyo… Do half-demons have human souls?"
"Indeed we have." The Six Paths Sage nodded his head.
"Hmm… an interesting revelation. By the way, nice last message."
Orochimaru tilted his head to the side. 'What message is he talking about?'
"It's good to know that at least someone agrees with me when I say that everyone has darkness."
Rikkudo Sennin smiled. "So you have found it. Then you are the one, I'm glad I could speak to you. Can I hear your name?"
"Uzumaki Naruto at your service." The Overlord bowed slightly. "One question though. Why hide it in such way?"
"Because that was the requirement."
Naruto's eyebrows furrowed. "What requirement?"
Sennin's smile fell. "So you don't know yet… Then I'm afraid I can say no more, our conversation is over."
"Hmm, a shame." Naruto stated. "There are so many things I would like to ask…"
"And I would like to answer, but I can't. You…" Sage turned to Orochimaru. "Finish your technique."
"Very well." Orochimaru nodded, placing kunai inside Rikudou Sennin's head. "Get ready!"
'What do you think about that, Yamato?'
"I don't know…" The demon blade replied. "What he was talking about… I don't understand. Look out! He's coming to life!"
The sage opened his eyes sharply. "Shinra Tensei!"
"Fuck!" Naruto cursed, flying away. "Holy shit! Pain had nothing on this guy!"
"He's not a legend for nothing, look out!"
"Shit!"
"Bansho Ten'in!" The sage raised his hand, burying Naruto under two buildings.
"Damn, he's throwing Naruto like a ragdoll." Sasuke said in awe.
"Don't get your hopes up, Sasuke." Sakura said beside him. "We know better than anybody that you should never count Naruto out."
BOOM.
Naruto flew out of wreckage. "Hadou #54 Haien!" He waved his hand, sending a wave of purple flame toward his enemy, but…
"Shinra Tensei!" Rikudou Sennin negated it with his gravity technique.
Naruto's eyes sparkled. 'Five seconds!' He thought, lunging at his enemy. 'Four, three… made it!'
"Shinra Tensei!"
"Shit!" Naruto flew backwards again. "What the fuck?! Only three seconds have passed, his powers couldn't recharge!"
The undead warrior, however, showed no intention to stop. He blurred out of everyone's view and appeared next to Naruto, delivering a hard punch to blonde's chest.
"Guah!" The demon gasped as air was knocked out of him.
"What's wrong with you, get a grip!" Yamato scolded.
"Fuck you!" Naruto shouted, punching Rikudou Sennin straight in the face… only for his hand to go right through. "What the fuck?! That's Madara's… Guh!"
The Sage did not let him finish. He kicked Naruto in midair and did a devastating combination, sending him back into the ground at the end.
"Cough… not bad, Rikudou-chan." The Overlord began, getting out of the crater, created by his fallen body. "You fight like you're the big shot, like you're Naruto. But obviously you're not. And let me show you why!"
"Watch out, here it comes!" Orochimaru warned.
"Haaaaaaaaaaa!" A surge of raw power erupted from Naruto's body as he unleashed his released form. "Hmhmhmhmhm… Let's see you fair now!" With that he blurred out of view…
"Shinra Tensei!"
"Eh-Eh!" Naruto exclaimed, overpowering the gravitation technique and punching Sennin straight in the face. "Not so tough now, huh?"
"Amaterasu!"
"Ho-ho!" Naruto blurred out of view again. 'This guy isn't pulling any punches!'
"Amaterasu!"
"Nah-uh! No chance in hell I'm getting caught by these damn flames again!" Naruto brought his hands together. "You on the other hand… Bakudo #61 Rikujoukourou!"
Sennin's eyebrows rose when he was suddenly bound by six light roads.
"Demon magic?"
Naruto shrugged. "Well, I am a demon after all. Sayonara, Rikudou-kun, Hadou #90 Kurohitsugi!"
Next moment revived Sage's body was trapped inside huge black coffin.
"If you smell what Naruto's… huh?"
There was no one inside the coffin when Naruto cancelled his technique.
"How in the…?"
"Izanagi." Rikudou Sennin said from behind. "The technique of gods, and now… Chibaku Tensei!"
"Woah!" Naruto struggled to remain on his feet for the ground has started to shake.
"He's destroying my village!" Onoki shouted.
"If he will stop, we're all gonna die!" Orochimaru stated.
"Tch." The Tsuchikage scowled. "Fine then."
The snake charmer grinned. 'Good man.'
"Your body will be crushed by a massive amount of stone." The Sage stated. "The gravitation will destroy it completely. Farewell, Uzumaki Naruto."
"Yeeeeeeeooooowwww!" Naruto yelled as stones started to wrap around his body. "You are good…" He said with a smirk on his face, just before his body was completely gone from everybody's view.
"It's over." The sennin said calmly, observing his work.
"Rikudou Sennin's power…" Sasuke muttered in awe. "I never even imagined it could be that great…"
"He is the founder of the shinobi world." Orochimaru reminded. "Everything we know was created by him. In fact, even Naruto himself was able to achieve what he did only because of the sage…"
"That's where you're wrong!"
Everyone's eyes widened just before…
BLAST.
… A giant black gauntlet broke out of the stone orb.
"Everything I have accomplished…" Enormous Naruto began, slowly escaping his stone prison. "It was because of me and no one else!"
"What power…" Rikudou Sennin said, but his face still remained emotionless. "You are the one after all…"
"Thanks, but…" Naruto caught the undead warrior with his hand. "It's time for you to return to your world."
"S-Shinra-Tensei…" Sennin tried to struggle against Naruto's grip.
"Ahahaha, oh no. This time it won't be enough. But you've been a worthy adversary, so consider this as my sign of respect." Naruto moved his right hand above the Sage. "Soul Drain."
Green light quickly enveloped Sennin's body, and soon enough his soul was shining inside of Naruto's fist.
"Farewell, old warrior…" The demon raised his right hand at the sky and the soul flew up without any hesitation.
"He… He set it free…" Orochimaru muttered. 'Why did he give up such power?!'
"No time to space around, Orochimaru!" Sasuke shouted. "Plan B failed."
The snake charmer gritted his teeth. 'Damn, he's right. What should we…'
"UZUMAKI!" The Tsuchikage suddenly appeared in midair near Naruto's head. "I am Sandaime Tsuckikage! It is my duty to protect this village, and I shall!" He then started to create another cube… three times bigger than before.
"With this…"
SLASH.
Onoki was suddenly interrupted when his cube along with his body was cut in two by ENORMOUS katana in Naruto's hand.
"Tsuchikage-sama!" Sakura shouted.
"Alright, play time is over." Naruto said, glancing over his shoulder.
The summons already started to appear.
The Overlord grinned evilly and stabbed his sword into the ground.
"On your knees, I want you to beg for forgiveness!" Hi said… just as a massive hell gate appeared from the ground.
"What was that abut?" Yamato asked. "You don't give a fuck if they forgive you or not."
'Don't ruin the moment! Besides it sounds cool… heard it somewhere…'
"Shit!" Nameless girl cursed. "This is bad, very bad! Tell our army to fall back inside of the village!"
"We can't do that!" Orochimaru stated. "They will only be in the way!"
"No, you don't get it! He's not alone anymore!"
"Wha…?" Sannin's jaw fell once he saw what could be called a judgment day. (AN: Imagine demon invasion in Devil May Cry 4 before stage 12 or something like that)
"Dammit!" Orochimaru cursed. "Sai, send the message to all our commanders. I want them to retreat back inside the village."
"You can't do that!" Sasuke shouted. "If they will be caught in the way…"
Orochimaru suddenly grabbed the front of his clothes. "You just don't get it, do you? They are needed as a distraction!"
"Nicely said, Orochimaru-chan!" Naruto clapped. He shrank back to his normal size, but still remained in his released form. "What you have failed to realize, is that I never actually gave them any command to attack anyone. I told not to touch people with Kumo or Kiri headband on, but except that, well…"
Just then a group of flying demons attacked Orochimaru's group.
"Fuck, disperse!" Orochimaru commanded and everybody jumped away, but…
"Oh no, not so fast, Uke-chan." Naruto said, appearing in front of the last Uchiha. "I believe you and I have some unfinished business." He said with a malicious grin.
Sasuke glared and took out Rebellion from his back. "Yes, I believe so too…"
The battlefield…
"Guoh!"
"Hmhmhm…" Neji chuckled. "Not so tough without your Sharingan, eh Kakashi?"
The masked jounin fell on one knee, panting heavily. "Damn traitor."
"Who, me?" Hyuga asked innocently. "Please, only Naruto ever had my loyalty, and I will never betray him. I have come too far to do that too…"
Kakashi glared. "What did he say to you? What could he promise?"
Neji smiled somewhat sadly. "Is it really so hard to believe that we're just two guys, who wanted to make a difference?"
"Tch."
"As a matter of fact, I don't even know why I'm telling you all this, when I should simply crush you." Neji took a battle stance again. "Say good night, Kakashi! Hakke Kusho!" He pushed his arm forward, creating a shockwave, but he never expected for it to hit… sand.
"Huh?"
"Sorry, I'm late." Familiar voice exclaimed.
Kakashi sighed in relief. "No, you're right on time… Gaara."
"Oh, so you're here too!" Neji said smirking. "No sending your sister this time?!"
The Kazekage glared. "Another word about Temari and…"
"And you'll do what, kill me?!" Neji mocked. "Sorry to break it to you, pal, but we will try to kill each other anyway! So you can take all your threats, turn them sideways and stick them straight up…!"
"Don't finish that sentence!" Mei shouted, landing beside him.
Neji sighed. "I always wanted to say this… Enough, let's finish these assholes!"
Mei gritted her teeth. "There is a problem with that."
"What do you mean?"
"That red haired piece of shit brought reinforcements… and they have more summons with them."
Neji's eyes widened. "Shit that means…!"
"Aaaaah!" Wounded Yugito flew past them.
"Dammit!" The Mizukage cursed. "Go check on her, I will keep them busy!"
"But…"
"Go!"
Neji didn't like it, but making Mei angry he didn't like even more.
"Oi, Yugito! Are you alright, girl?" The Hyuga asked, kneeling in front of her.
"Cough… Yeah, I'm fine. A little tired though, there are too many of them."
"Fuck!" Neji cursed. "Their advantage is too great. I'm gonna find Naruto and give him a piece of my mind!"
The Kumo kunoichi smiled. "There's no need for that, look there."
Neji turned his head… and his eyebrows rose. "What the fuck is that?!"
There was an enormous stone orb in the sky. Then…
BLAST.
A gigantic gloved hand broke out of it.
Neji knew that arm too well. "About damn time!" He stated. "Let's get you somewhere safe now…"
"No, I can still fight!"
"I know you can." The Hyuga said, picking her up. "But you should rest up a little first, and the middle of a battlefield is not the right place for it."
Iwagakure…
"The air is nice here. I haven't breathed it in a while…"
"Shut up, Cerberus. You're here to kill, not simply breathe nice clean air!" Beowulf stated.
"You are so negative!" Nevan said smiling. "We're not here to kill, we're here to have fun!"
"A human world… it's been a while…"
Three demons sweatdropped.
"Do you always say that line when you come here?" Cerberus asked.
"Yeah. What, you don't like it?" Berial asked back.
"No, it's just… gets old."
"Oh…"
"I see prey!" Beowulf suddenly exclaimed. "Hunting time!"
Nevan grinned evilly. "Alright boys, let's rock!"
Kumogakure no sato…
"Damn, this is boring…" Hyuga Hanabi muttered, walking down the street. "Naruto-sama left, Neji-niisan left, and… what the…?!" Her eyes became round like dinner plates.
She was staring right at the walking figure of one Yuhi Kurenai.
Hanabi quickly hid in shadow of some building. 'She's walking around here without any disguise… Hell, she's even wearing her headband! What the fuck is going on?!'
With that thought Neji's cousin decided to trail Kurenai for a while.
'Who let her in? People are seeing her headband, why no one is doing anything?!' Questions continued to appear in her mind like mushrooms after the rain.
'Wait a second, why did she even come here in the first place?!'
Then Kurenai walked into some dark alley…
Hanabi's eyes sparkled. 'Now's my chance!' She jumped on the roof, ran forward and landed right in front of Hinata's ex-teacher.
"H-Hanabi?" Kurenai asked in surprise.
The Hyuga took her battle stance. "What are you doing here? Who let you in?"
Jounin's eyes widened. "Wait, you left with Naruto!" She stated. "Do you have any way of contacting him?"
Hanabi's eyes narrowed. "Why would you want that?"
"You may not believe me…" Kurenai started. "But there is a chance that Naruto might be in danger."
"What's it to you?!"
"I…" Konoha kunoichi paused. "I want to join him."
"And why should I believe you?"
"You shouldn't. Only Naruto can prove my words."
Hanabi hesitated for a moment, but then dropped her stance.
"What did you say about danger?"
Kurenai nodded. "Look, they want to trap him here if he will end up wounded."
Hanabi looked at her in confusion. "Who wants to trap Naruto-sama?"
"It's Raikage! He has turned."
"What?"
"It's true! He contacted Hokage a few days ago in order to create the alliance."
Hanabi gritted her teeth. "He will pay…"
"No, don't do anything harsh! You will only end up dead." Kurenai stated.
"Then what do you propose?" Hyuga asked.
"Let's hope Naruto will be alright… But if not, then it will be up to us to save his sorry butt…"
With Naruto…
"Stinger!"
"Streak!"
CLANG.
Two swords connected, throwing sparks everywhere.
"Not bad, Uchiha." Naruto commented. "I see an improvement. Rebellion's work no doubt."
Sasuke scowled. "Stop holding back, fight me seriously!"
Demon's smile faded. "You know…" He suddenly took off his sunglasses and stomped on them. "I have just realized why I couldn't bring myself to kill you…"
"Bullshit!" Uchuha shouted, using his instant move again and appearing in front of Naruto.
CLANG.
The Overlord blocked sword strike with his gauntlet.
"It's true; I finally have the answer to that question."
"Tch." Sasuke gritted his teeth. "Stop talking and fight!" He brought up his knee, but it got blocked with Yamato's hilt. But that left Naruto's left side unguarded, and Sasuke decided to use it to his advantage. He jumped high in the air and did a spinning kick…
…Only for Naruto to throw him into a wall with his… wing.
"Gah!" The Sharingan user gasped when his back connected with said wall. "Why…? Why won't you fight seriously?"
Naruto stared into space. Then he did something Sasuke never expected him to do.
He changed back to his human form…
"I told you just now, didn't I?" The demon started. "Remember, a few minutes ago I killed Tsuchikage and even defeated Rikudou Sennin! But here you are…" He sighed. "And you just…"
"I what?!" Sasuke snapped.
"You remind me of me too much…"
Silence…
"Stop giving me this shit!" Uchiha shouted again. "We are nothing alike!"
"Oh, I beg to differ." Naruto replied. "We have differences, yes. You are a pawn, I'm a manipulator. You're an imbecile, I'm one cunning bastard. You're just a weak piece of trash and I'm an immortal demon…" He paused. "Yet despite that, we still are very much alike."
"Why is that?"
"We both are, or at least were, avengers… and we both lost someone important…"
Sasuke's eyes widened at that.
"The only actual difference between the two of us is that I never listened to anyone, and you never listened to yourself."
"W-What do you mean?"
Naruto sighed. "Itachi told you to come after him, you did. Orochimaru told you to come for his power, you did. Tsunade told you to kill me, and here you are."
"Shut up, you know nothing!"
"No… Sasuke." Naruto smiled. He didn't call him by his name for a long time. "I know everything. I told you before; it was I who made you a man you are today… Hell, you're even carrying the sword I dropped! And now you're fighting the inevitable… Look! Look around!" The Overlord waved his hand.
Sasuke's eyebrows rose. Looks like he was too absorbed in his battle to notice all changes around the village. Streets were now a war zone between demons and Konoha-Suna-Iwa army. Demons came through the gate and ninjas battled them off. And demons continued to come, and ninjas continued to fight.
But then Sasuke realized something…
'Demons won't stop.' He concluded. 'They will just keep on coming until we will be too tired to fight back.'
Naruto grinned. "Realized it, haven't you? Yes, I'm the only one who can close the hell gate. And as long as they stay open, demons will just keep on coming."
Sasuke glared at him. "What do you want, Naruto?!"
Demon's grin widened. "What I want, Sasuke, is to travel the darkness of cosmos with this planet as my vessel…"
The Sharingan user looked at him strangely. "What?"
Naruto slapped his face. "Sorry, that was from another opera. My real point is…" He extended his hand. "What's Konoha to you? Come, join me."
Sasuke's fists clenched. "You must be crazy if you actually thought I will even consider this!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Why not?"
"You! You ruined my life! You killed Itachi, you destroyed my clan!" Sasuke shouted. "And my mother…"
Naruto snorted. "Oh yeah, that… I kind of forgot about it. So I guess your answer is no… that's too bad." He took sheathed Yamato in his left hand again. "Then let's just kill each other!"
Sasuke moved Rebellion in front of him. "I will finish this, Naruto."
"Oh really?" Naruto was still grinning. "We'll see about that." He took a battle stance. "Tell me what you cherish most… Give me the pleasure of taking it away."
Sasuke gritted his teeth. "You just don't get it, do you?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"There is nothing like this left for me in this world!"
Naruto stood in silence for a second and then… dropped his stance.
"That so, huh…? Then you won't mind if I do this?" The Overlord raised his right hand and summoned his gun. Sasuke recognized it instantly from his encounter with Trish.
'That was that girl's weapon, but… what the hell?!' Sasuke couldn't understand why Naruto pointed this weapon not at him, but somewhere to the right. 'Where is he aiming? There is no…' A gasp escaped from his throat. "NO!" He shouted, using his instant move once again…
With Sakura…
"Damn demons, they just keep on coming!" The pink haired girl said, smashing another demon with her super powered punch. "Come then! Let me show you what Tsunade-sama's apprentice can do!"
Suddenly…
"Sakura! Look out!"
She quickly turned around only to come face to face with Sasuke.
"Sasuke…"
BANG.
"…kun…"
The last word almost died in her throat as something warm touched her chest. Sakura looked down reluctantly to see…
'Blood… not my blood…' She looked slightly up and her eyes widened in horror. "Sas-suke…?"
BANG.
"GUOH!" This time Uchuha was unable to remain on his feet, so he fell down, but Sakura caught him and placed on the ground gently.
"Sasuke!" She tore his clothes instantly and activated her best healing technique.
"S-Sakura…"
"I'm here, don't speak!" She commanded, continuing to work on his wounds. "Everything is going to be alright, you hear me?"
"Oh, I really doubt that!" Familiar voice said behind her.
And Sakura ignored him…
"Oh, ignoring me because of him. Now that is familiar..."
Sakura gritted her teeth. She couldn't turn around without stopping her healing. And if she did, then Sasuke would…
"Here, let me help."
The kunoichi suddenly felt a hand on her shoulder… A hand that quickly picked her up and threw out of the way.
"Hmhmhmhmhm… Look at you now, the last Uchiha!" Naruto mocked. "You know, it always amused me how you were once called a 'genius'." He leaned over his fallen teammate. "You are nothing but a failure, giving me a free shot like that. You're nothing like Itachi after all…"
"Sasuke!" Sakura ran to his side once again and resumed her technique. "Hold on, stay with me!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow at this. "I admire your guts." He stated. "You turned your back on me, I can kill you anytime…"
"Then do it, I don't care!" Sakura shouted. "Go ahead, what's stopping you? Kill me!"
Naruto sighed and looked back at his long time rival. "Foolishness, Sasuke, foolishness. You should've listened to me, not her, not Tsunade, not Itachi and certainly not Orochimaru. I am the only one who knows what you're really made of." He pointed his gun at him again. "And this…"
BANG.
"No!" Sakura yelled.
"…Is the price…"
BANG.
"STOP IT, PLEASE!"
"…Of being…"
BANG.
"SASUKE!"
"…Stubborn."
BANG.
"Guh…"
"Sasuke…" Sakura continued to heal him, crying openly now.
"You know… One day you're going to thank me for opening your fucking eyes." Naruto stated. "By the way…"
Sakura overpowered herself and turned her gaze on Naruto. He… was pointing his gun at Sasuke again. And not anywhere but at his head.
"Don't forget to do it in your next life… Sasuke."
"NO!"
BANG.
...
Well, I promised, didn't I? So there you have it, Sasuke is dead… or is he? Well, if I was Kishimoto, he surely would survive.
But I'm not Kishimoto. Do you know what that means? …Cough… HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Motherfucker is dead! DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Cough…
What, are you waiting for the omake? You know, it's kind of hard to create something new every time.
Well, let's try this one…
Omake: Uzumaki Naruto vs Jerry Springer…
Announcer: "And now it is time for Jerry Springer's show! Please welcome, your host – Jerry Springer!"
Jerry Springer: "Hello and welcome to Jerry Springer's show! Today we have…"
Darthemius: "Sorry, pal, but you won't be having anything today."
Jerry Springer: "That wasn't in the script! Who the hell are you?!"
Darthemius: "Well I'm the toughest son of a 'CENSORED', and I came to tell you that you won't be able to host today's show."
Jerry Springer: "Why not?!"
Darthemius (Taking out Desert Eagle and blasting a hole through Jerry's head): "That's why."
Naruto: "Shit, he got here first! That means I lost a six pack of cola… again."
Diana: "You shouldn't bet against that 'CENSORED'. He's cheating in everything he tries."
Darthemius: "Oh, guys, I'm hurt! I truly am! Is that what you think of me?"
Suddenly…
CROWD: "We want fight! We want fight!"
Diana: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think these people are still waiting for the show…"
Darthemius: "Even if they are, who's going to host it?! As you can see, we just killed the previous host."
Naruto: "Well, if anyone's gonna do it, it's not gonna be me. See ya!" (Disappearing in a flash of black)
Diana: "Son of a 'CENSORED'! What are we going to do now?"
Darthemius (Shrugging): "Take a guess." (Picking up the microphone) "Well uh… welcome to Jerry Springer's show! And since Jerry is out…" (Glancing at Springer's cold unmoving body) "I guess I'm your new host! The name is Darthemius!"
Crowd: "CHEEEEER!"
Darthemius: "Hmm, better than I expected…"
Diana: "Come on, you just killed a man. Of course they would like you."
Darthemius: "I guess…" (Picking up Jerry's card) "Okay, let's see… No, that's not interesting… that too… Nah, that won't do at all! This is my first show, it must be a blast!"
Diana: "So, what are you gonna do?"
Darthemius: "Well… Ah-ha! Ladies and gentlemen! Here's our today's guest – the one and only, just killed in previous chapter of "Everyone has darkness", please welcome Uchiha Sasuke!"
CROWD: "CHEEER!"
Sasuke (Walking out on the stage): "What the 'CENSORED'?! Where the 'CENSORED' am I?!"
Darthemius: "Ah, Uchiha-san! Please take a seat."
Sasuke (Sitting down on a couch): "What the hell is going on?!"
Darthemius: "So, Sasuke, tell us about your problem."
Sasuke: "What? Why should I tell you anything?!"
Darthemius (Shrugging): "Well, since you were killed in "EHD" and there are no yaoi doujins coming up… how are you going to pay your rent?"
Sasuke (Groaning): "Fine, what do you want to hear?"
Darthemius: "That's more like it. Now tell us about your difficult life."
Sasuke (Sighing): "Well, when I was a child it all seemed perfect. I had a harsh, but just father, a loving mother and an exemplary brother. I thought it will go on forever…"
Darthemius: "But?"
Sasuke: "But it was all taken away from me in one single day."
Crowd: "Awwwwn…"
Darthemius: "So, tell us what happened, Sasuke."
Sasuke: "My family was killed, along with my entire clan. And for many years I thought that my brother was the one responsible…"
Darthemius: "And in reality?"
Sasuke: "In reality it was all because of my teammate Naruto! He was the one who killed my clan! He was the one who framed nii-san! And my mother…"
Darthemius: "What about your mother?"
Sasuke: "He said that my mother took his side…"
Darthemius: "And? Do you believe him?"
Sasuke: "Well, I…"
Darthemius (Raising his hand): "Don't worry, you don't have to guess any longer! Do you know why? That's right, we have your mother right here! Please welcome, from the depths of hell, Uchiha Mikoto."
Mikoto (Walking out): "Huh?"
Sasuke: "Mom?"
Mikoto: "Oh, hello, Sasuke…"
Sasuke (In rage): "You don't 'CENSORED' hello Sasuke me! Is it 'CENSORED' true that you took Naruto's 'CENSORED' side, or 'CENSORED' not?!"
Mikoto (Glaring): "You want to know if it's true, you 'CENSORED' piece of 'CENSORED'?! Fine then, hell yeah it's true!"
Sasuke: "You 'CENSORED'! How could you betray your 'CENSORED' family?!"
Darthemius: "Oh my…"
Mikoto (Smirking): "You said it yourself, it was a 'CENSORED' family!"
Sasuke: "Why, dammit?! We loved you, father loved you!"
Mikoto: "Simple, your father was a useless 'CENSORED' and I never actually wanted to marry him, much less spread my legs for him! It was an arranged marriage!"
Sasuke: "Don't lie, you 'CENSORED'! You were happy too! And what could you possibly gain from joining Naruto?!"
Mikoto: "Hah! What could I gain?! Let me tell you something, you 'CENSORED' son of a 'CENSORED'! Even at his early age of nine year old, Naruto-kun had bigger 'CENSORED' than your 'CENSORED' father! Mmm… It always made me happy to even remember what wonderful things he allowed me to do with that big fat 'CENSORED' of his!"
Sasuke: "You're a pedophile! No, you're a 'CENSORED' pedophile!"
Mikoto: "It's better to be a 'CENSORED' pedophile, than to have sex with your father!"
Darthemius: "Ah, speaking about your father, Sasuke! Here he is! Please welcome – Uchiha Fugaku!"
Fugaku: "Hn."
Sasuke: "Dad!"
Fugaku: "Sasuke? You…" (Noticing Mikoto) "Mikoto! You 'CENSORED' 'CENSORED' 'CENSORED'!"
Mikoto: "Nice to see you too… dear."
Fugaku: "'CENSORED' you! You killed me, you 'CENSORED' 'CENSORED'! I want a 'CENSORED' divorce!"
Mikoto: "What 'CENSORED' divorce, you 'CENSORED' piece of trash?! We are both dead if you have forgotten!"
Sasuke: "She really killed you, dad?"
Fugaku: "W-Well…"
Darthemius: "Wait, Fugaku-san! Our audience wants to know another thing. Is it true that you have a 'CENSORED' that's actually smaller than a nine year old boy's?"
Fugaku: "That's classified!"
Mikoto: "My 'CENSORED' it's classified! The entire Konoha knew it, since he used his Clan Head status to get laid!"
Sasuke: "Father, you…"
Fugaku: "I uh…
Mikoto: "I was actually glad when I got pregnant with Itachi, since it would mean that I won't have to have sex with that 'CENSORED' at least for a while…"
Darthemius: "Oh, it's good that you mentioned your first son, Mikoto-san! Why? Well, it's because he's here! Say hello to your long lost child – Uchiha Itachi!"
Itachi: "I'm… alive?"
Mikoto: "Not for long!" (Standing up) "Itachi, you 'CENSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE D'! And you are so 'CENSORED', that when I'm done with you, your own mother won't be able to recognize your 'CENSORED' body!'
Darthemius: "Umm… actually you're his mother…"
Mikoto: "Shut up!" (Taking out a kunai) "This won't end like the last time, believe me!"
Itachi: "Hn. I won't hold back." (Starting doing handseals)
Darthemius: "Uh-oh, that's not good. Security! Security! Secu…"
Itachi, Mikoto, Fugaku and Sasuke: "Katon: Goukakyu no jutsu!"
Security: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Darthemius: "Oppa…"
Diana: "I guess those guys shouldn't be sent against trained assassins…"
Darthemius: "To late to think about it now… Oh, look how this one is burning. Smells like… chiken…"
Diana: "So? What are we going to do?"
Darthemius (Shrugging): "What else?" (Turning to camera) "Well, folks, this was the first…" (Glancing at the fighting Uchiha family) "And probably the last show with me as your host. I hope you enjoyed it."
Director: "Cut!"
Diana: "What now?"
Darthemius: "What do you think?! Run for it!"
KO!
Winner…
Mikoto: "Katon: Karyuuendan!"
The winner is yet to be found…
...
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