章 1174: 24
[Nejireeeee! That hurts!]
"It only hurts because you're squirming now settle down!"
Oh. Right. His quirk was a living breathing, uhh, human? Saying she was a person didn't really help his brain not hurt. With a sigh, Izuku stepped out into the living room and saw Nejire holding a struggling, uhh, he guessed her name was Menu-chan, wasn't it?~, sitting in her lap while Nejire attempted to run a comb through the tangled mess of purple hair that made up most of his quirk's head. She was still basically swimming in one of his oversized shirts with the only new exception being a pair of sweats.
[Stop treating me like a child! I am a quirk!]
"Then quit acting like one!" Nejire actually looked annoyed for once and looked up at him smiling. She was already fully dressed and somehow looked like she had gotten more sleep than Momo or Itsuka did. "Good morning!"
"Oh right." Itsuka mumbled yawning her way over to the kitchen. "I kind of thought Izuku's quirk being a person was a dream."
Momo nodded in agreement. She grabbed an empty coffee pot and frowned. "Izuku!"
"Coffee!" Itsuka joined in the whining.
With the power of his feat, he made them coffee in no time flat.
With his two girlfriends temporarily placated, he scratched his head and approached his soon to be third girlfriend and his quirk. That was a sentence he never thought he'd have to think. Actually he'd been thinking a lot of new sentences recently. Such as why the hell was his quirk a little girl?
[I'm not little I'm just short! And I don't know why I'm a girl!]
"You're also so cute and grumpy!" Nejire pinched Menu-chan's cheeks. "Oh! And she's a C-"
Menu spun around and clapped both hands over Nejire's mouth.
[He doesn't need to know that!]
Nejire just shrugged and kept on smiling. "Oh, I want a date~!"
"Huh?" Izuku looked at Nejire trying to figure out what she was talking about. "A date?"
"Yeah! You and Itsuka have had lots and you even had a few with Momo before we were all official, but you haven't gone on a date with me! So I call dibs! It can happen after I'm officially in the love pile, but I wanna go on a date with you!" Nejire spoke softly, now going back to combing Menu's hair and looking rather pleased with herself. "You know, I bet that you thought I was just going along for the ride. And I kind of have been, but why wouldn't I be? It's been awesome so far. But I am honestly interested in you."
Nejire turned around and looked over at Itsuka and Momo. "And you two!"
"Uhh." He looked over at his two official girlfriends to see what they had to say about all this. Momo's tail was wagging and she was nodding her head in approval. Itsuka looked at her hand and made it to roughly the size of a large bear before she slammed it down onto the table in a giant thumbs up. Apparently, he had permission. "Sure, that sounds fun Nejire."
"Yay! And don't worry, I'll come up with something fun all four of us can do later." Nejire blinked and tapped on her cheek. "Well besides sex that is. Oh Menu, can you-"
[No.]
"But you didn't-"
[No.]
"Fine." Nejire pouted and started combing again. "You're such a Tsundere, I can't stay upset at you."
Yeah that was one way to put it. Minus the whole not being upset with her part. And did Nejire really have to ask him out now? Not that he was mad about it, it just felt like a weird time with his quirk just appearing. But at least he was finally going to get some more answers out of her. He met her grey eyes and he took in a steady breath.
"So, why was I stuck as a Level 2 weakling for so long, even when I leveled up?" He asked raising an eyebrow.
Menu shrugged which earned her more harsh combing from Nejire.
[I don't really know. It would have been funny seeing you run around as a level 20 or something weakling, but I guess it was just capped at 2? Same reason why crybaby could only get to level 1.]
"Okay, so can you tell me exactly what you can and can't do?" Izuku sighed running his hand through his hair. And sitting on the ground in front of the two girls. He could make it up to Lunch Rush if he was late. "I mean, it would help me a lot if you had an instruction manual."
[If we find one, I get to read it first. Pretty much everything you guys know, I know. Sorry I'm kind of useless. But I do know two things that might help.]
Menu kicked her legs as Nejire pulled the comb through a long thick stretch of hair.
[1. The reason why Momo can't make another magic item is because you weren't high enough level. For some reason, it's tied to you and you should be able to make another one.
2. I can do that pause thing anytime you want, but it messes me up big time so don't overuse it.
Oh and 3. I can teleport you to any of the girls or vice versa.]
"Oh, well that's actually useful, thanks." Still a bit weird how the living manifestation of his quirk couldn't tell him more about his quirk. At least they wouldn't have to be doing something lewd to "But there's really nothing else?"
Menu gave a sigh, her entire body going laxed as though she was physically exhausted from answering his questions.
[There really isn't. I'm trying to figure myself out as much as you can. But like so much stuff is just automatic. It's a bit like how your heart beats without thinking, or how you digest food. Take this house we're in right now. Technically, this house is just as much a part of me as this body is.]
Menu snapped her finger and the lighting changed from early morning to sunset. She snapped again and it skipped to dark, again and it was morning again. She pointed at the couch and it changed to a rich purple color.
[I don't even know how we get cable and internet in here! Or power! And that stove is gas! Like what the fuck! I don't even know how this shit works normally and I'm making it and it's here and it works. And don't even get me started on dungeons.]
"Hmm," Nejire kicked her leg a bit, now holding onto Menu's head with a bear grip and pulling the comb through girls rough hair. "How come you can make boobs bigger so easily?"
Menu just blinked and shrugged.
[When Izuku was 13, he found a comic of an elf that had her charisma going up and it made her breasts bigger. So I guess that's what I assumed charisma did. Or maybe that's just how it's always been I don't really know. But we like boobs so it works out.]
"I like the first reason! And the last one you said." Nejire hummed and patted Menu on the head. "Thank you for being just perverted enough to be interesting, Izuku."
"Right, well, as interesting as finding out why Izuku's quirk can make chests bigger." Itsuka walked over fully dressed in her school clothes and looking absolutely stunning as always, Momo looking just as beautiful with her own flair and poise. Seriously, he was dating supermodels or something. "We need to get to class. Today's our first day of practical training, right?"
"Oh right!" He was actually in that class! But there was just one last thing. "You three go on ahead, I want to ask my quirk something. Besides, the boy's dorm is closer to that class."
"Right." Momo slumped a soft pout on her face. "I forgot we don't all exit at the same place, I was hoping to walk with Izuku today."
"I understand but we might need to work on our public image." Itsuka said as they headed for the door. "I mean one of our classmates knows that I'm Izuku's girlfriend, so do we want people to know that we're all in the same relationship?"
"Huh? What are you two talking about?" Nejire hoped between the two of them. "We should just be open about it! But Izuku should marry Momo officially."
"Huh? Why me?"
"You're loaded!"
"Nejire, do you have a filter?"
"Nope!"
The girls stepped through the threshold and vanished without a sound, transported back to wherever their dorms were.
Izuku sighed and looked at his quirk. It was still so strange that this girl that was barely five feet tall and was wearing sweats was the literal manifestation of the thing that he had hated for years. Part of him was still bitter about that. Just like with Kacchan. But they weren't bad people.
Just jerks.
"What's Doom Foretold?"
Menu's face fell and she looked down at her hands, finger twitching like she was trying to get the feeling back in them. She took a breath and opened her mouth. Nothing came out, then she tried again. Her voice was soft, underspoken, and just a bit raspy. "I don't know. When I forced Itsuka to take One for All, that came with it. I think that it's still linked with what created it in the first place. It wants to fight, it can feel the intent. And that's when something is going to happen. I..."
Menu took a small breath her entire body shaking. "I'm scared. I don't know what to do. I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know how to get ready. But I do know that something is coming."
Part of him was hoping for something more. Especially since she was using her own voice to speak. But he guessed that just like he was useless, so was his quirk. "If you find anything out, let me know."
"Sure, but when do you want to tell them about this?" Menu asked biting her lip and looking towards the door. "I mean, they're a part of this too. I don't even know if I can remove them from the party, or if that would even help."
"I know. I was kind of hoping for more information about it. But I'll tell them soon." He stood, and popped his neck. "So what are you going to do while we're gone?"
Menu just shrugged.
[I don't know, think of new ways to tease you, watch T.V, starve at some point. It's not like I can leave this place.]
[Entity:Sys-admin Aka "Menu-chan." has been awarded the title of NEET Weeb Shit.]
Menu looked up and growled.
[See it's not just you, apparently I do that to everyone! I'm not even in the party!]
"Okay. Oh, and what was it that you had planned for Shoto?" Izuku asked. "I mean I haven't even really talked to him."
Menu shrugged again a wide smile growing across her face that made him feel like she was up to something. Which knowing his quirk, it probably was. Weird how something that was so powerful was equally just as useless and also so very crafty. And probably reading his thoughts right now.
[I try to ignore most of that but yeah.]
With a cough, Menu hopped off the couch and pushed his hip. "Now get out there! Oh! And ask Momo if she can make me a computer and some game systems! I need to study too ya know."
"Okay, okay, I'm going! Try not to burn the house down." He laughed making his way out of the player housing and towards his next class.
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