章 188: 18
Chapter eighteen: The final truth.
"Crash." – talks.
'Crash.' – thoughts.
"Crash." – Yamato.
"Crash." – demonic.
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"A Human World… It's been a while…"
"Nice to see you again, Berial." Naruto said, grinning like a… well, a devil…
"Likewise, Naruto."
"This doesn't look well…" Jiraiya stated.
"Definitely." Orochimaru added. "Still, what kind of summon is that?! I never heard of such an animal!"
"Because he's not a summon, you fool!" Manda yelled at his summoner.
"A Noble One…" Katsuyu said. "But how?!"
"And the size…" Manda added.
"I think that's our answer." Gamabunta exclaimed, taking his smoking pipe out of his mouth and pointing it at Naruto, who now stood on top of Berial's flaming head. "Take a look at his sword."
Manda's eyes widened. "Yamato! This isn't good…"
"Let me correct you…" Toad boss replied. "This is bad! This means he can move between our worlds freely."
"As well as summon Noble Ones into this world…" Katsuyu added.
"What are those Noble Ones you speak of?" Shikamaru asked, and summons surprisingly heard him, despite him still being on the ground.
"Noble Ones are demons like us…" Manda started, but wasn't able to finish…
"I'm nothing like you, pathetic worm!" Blazing demon shouted. "You will feel the wrath of Berial! I, the conqueror of the Fire Hell!"
Summons already prepared for evasive actions, when…
"Oh, shut up!" Surprisingly that came from Naruto. "Damn, man. You speak this shit every time! Try something different for once!"
Berial's flames somewhat subsided. "N-Naruto… p-please, don't ruin my intimidation speech."
"Oh, shut your mouth…"
Meanwhile, while two demons were at… 'disagreement', the three bosses glanced at each other.
"So, what's our action?" Katsuyu asked.
"The situation is bad…" Manda started. "We're against this Berial and Uzumaki in his released form. I suggest retreat."
"No!" The toad boss exclaimed. "We have a good chance to destroy one of his allies! We have to give it a go!"
"But how do we separate them?!" The giant snake asked.
"We have to ask humans…"
Silence.
"Tsunade-sama, I must ask you to draw Uzumaki's attention from the three of us…" Katsuyu said.
"Same goes for you, Orochimaru." Manda added.
"Now wait a minute!" Jiraiya wanted to interrupt, when suddenly Sasuke landed on Manda's head, still in his level two cursed seal mode.
"I'll help you." The last Uchiha replied, glaring daggers at Naruto, who was still arguing with his… 'summon'. "I will do anything just to see him dead."
Orochimaru raised an eyebrow at this. He never heard so much hatred in Sasuke's voice even when he talked about his brother.
"We all will help." Shikamaru stated, as he and everyone else jumped onto giant animal's head. "Just tell us what we're dealing with."
"Very well…" Gamabunta said. "I'll try to cut it short." The great toad started. "You see, there are two types of demons. The summons, or Clans, as we call ourselves, and devils, or Noble Ones, as they call themselves."
"Wait, so you're demons?!" Kiba asked.
"What did you expect, boy?!" Manda asked back. "Simple animals cannot talk."
"Can I continue?!" Gamabunta asked skeptically.
"Please do…" The slug boss said.
Meanwhile with Naruto and Berial…
"Maybe we should attack at last?!" The blazing demon asked.
"Nah, let's wait…" Naruto answered.
Berial raised an eyebrow. "But why? They've completely let their guard down!"
Naruto shrugged apologetically. "Well, there are actually two reasons…"
"And what are they, if I may ask?!"
The blond demon sighed. "Well, the first one is some anime rule, which says, I quote: When heroes are explaining something to one another, villains should stand still and do nothing."
"Stupid rule…" Berial stated.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "You fucking tell me!"
"So, what's the other one?" The blazing demon asked, making Naruto to raise an eyebrow. "Our reason to not attack…"
"Oh, I'll tell you that later…" Naruto said, scratching his head. "Now where were we…? Oh yeah! About your mother…"
Back with good guys…
"When human's life comes to an end…" The large toad continued. "That human's soul is sent to the Netherworld, where it has to face a choice."
"A choice?" Jiraiya asked. "What choice?!"
Gamabunta paused. "A choice of which side to take. Each human soul has exactly one hundred years to choose, if it wants to be accepted into a Clan, or become a Noble One."
"So, we'll have to face this choice as well?" Sakura asked.
"Yes, you do. Anyway, after finally choosing a side, the soul starts to change into its true demon form. If it was accepted by a clan, then it will acquire that clan's features. In simple words, become a toad, a snake, a dog or whatever. But if it wasn't, then instead of acquiring some clan's features, the soul acquires it's own." Gamabunta paused. "For example, see this large devil in front of us? You will never see another demon with the same features. When Noble Ones are old enough, they acquire unique qualities. Then again… look at his size…"
"B-But he's just the same size as you! Even smaller perhaps!" Jiraiya exclaimed.
The large toad sighed. "Looks like that has to be explained as well. You see, we summons have several classes. Firstly, there are Rookie summons. If you take toads for example, then this one will be able to fit into the palm of your hand. Next, there are Minor summons. These toads are at the size of a grownup human. Then, there are Major summons, which size is unrestricted. They can grow even taller than me. After them is a Boss summon. It can be only one in each clan. I myself am a boss summon. The next and the last class are Elders. Elders are usually the oldest and the most powerful of us. But no human can summon them…
"Why not?" Orochimaru asked.
"Because without them the Clan's land is vulnerable." Manda said. "In other words, they're just like your Kages."
"Hmm… I see." Nara Shikaku muttered.
"Dad." Shikamaru exclaimed.
"You didn't really believe we would let our children fight by themselves?!" Yamanaka Inoichi asked.
The younger Nara frowned a little. "I'm sorry, dad, but we won't be much of a help. I attacked him once with our shadow techniques… and almost got killed."
"Leave the fighting to us!" Tsunade replied. "Tell us more." She told Gamabunta.
"Yes. Now Noble Ones have classes as well. Firstly, there are Lesser devils. These are souls who weren't accepted by any clan, or just chosen the other side. Most of the Noble Ones die at that stage. Then, there are Adept devils. That ones had already survive through a few years of constant fighting and obtained some power. After that goes a Grand devils class. See that one?" Gamabunta pointed at Berial. "I thought he's a Grand devil… until he introduced himself. Remember what he said?"
Jiraiya scratched his beard. "Something about some Hell…"
"Berial, The Conqueror of the Fire Hell." Katsuyu corrected. "A devil calling a place along with his name means that this place is his domain. Meaning he himself is…"
"Greater devil." Manda finished. "The only way for a devil to reach this class is to obtain his own land… which is not easy. And that is also brings much more trouble…"
"Why?" Orochimaru asked. "He is fourth class, which should be equivalent to a Boss summon, right?"
The toad boss sighed. "I wish it was like you said…"
Back with Naruto and Berial…
"I wonder what they are talking about…" Berial replied. "Got any eights?"
"Go fish." The blond demon answered, taking a sip of cola. "I don't know, but they better fucking hurry… Good old Konoha… Do they think I have a whole day?! Got any Queens?"
"Go fish. Yeah, absolutely no sense of tact… Got any tens?"
"Son of a bitch…"
"Hehe…"
With good guys…
"You see, we gathered into clans not because of our wish to lead a more peaceful life, but because of fear of being destroyed. In netherworld demons fight constantly to gain more power… And look at our forms… A toad, a snake, A SLUG! What chances of survival do we have?! Look at that demon over there… he has everything: strong limbs, fangs, claws, elemental protection. In open battle he will crush any of us in less than a minute." Gamabunta stated.
"That's why we joined into clans to ensure our survival." Katsuyu continued. "But that also has disadvantages. Firstly, all Noble Ones consider us trash, because we sheltered ourselves in fear while they still fight out there."
"Yes." Manda added. "We also have a rule… A rule never to fight among ourselves in the Netherworld. We can only fight when summoned by humans… But that leaves us with much less battle experience. We probably hundred times older than this Berial, but he was fighting his entire life, while we enjoyed somewhat peaceful life." The giant snake paused. "In other words, he's much more powerful, than we are."
Tsunade gritted her teeth. "Just great! So what now?!"
"I sugest…" Gaara started. "We try to distract Naruto, while Summons deal with Berial…"
Everyone nodded at that… except for summons, whose eyes widened.
"Do you even understand what you're suggesting, boy?!" Manda asked in disbelieving tone.
Gaara furrowed his eyebrows. "The three of you can't take him on?"
"You don't understand, Gaara-san." Katsuyu said. "We do not think you will be able to take Naruto on…"
Silence.
A few minutes later, Shikamaru decided to ask.
"If Berial is a Greater devil… What class Naruto belongs to?"
Again silence.
"We fear…" The slug boss started. "That his powers might be bordering the last and the most powerful devil class… The Overlord."
"The Overlords have the unspoken authority to command any devil of lower class than their own…" Manda explained.
"Still, he can't become one…" Gamabunta added.
"Why is that?" Tsunade asked.
"There is the ultimate rule for anyone who wishes to become The Overlord…" The toad Boss continued. "To become The Overlord one must slay the previous one. There are only two still alive and I doubt Uzumaki has THAT kind of strength…"
Orochimaru's eyes widened as soon as he heard this. "Holy shit!" He exclaimed. "That's why he wants the ring! He wishes to become The Overlord! If he succeeds, then he'll have the entire Netherworld under his command! Tsunade, Jiraiya, we must drive him out of here no matter the cost!" Both of his teammates nodded.
"Drive out…?" Katsuyu muttered. "Maybe we should…?"
"No!" Manda hissed. "We should at least try our luck. That can put all of our clans in danger!"
"I agree with Manda on this one." Toad boss stated. "We should not give up without the fight!"
"Then what are we waiting for, old guys?!" Kiba shouted. "Let's kick his winged blond ass!"
Back with Naruto and Berial…
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Ok… Is there something you like more than women?"
"Of course! COLA!" Naruto shouted. "Ok, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?! Then I dare you to fuck yourself with your sword!"
"Hey! Leave my sword away from… SHIT!"
Naruto raised second eyebrow. "What?! Why would I want burning shit?"
"We're under attack!"
Ex-Konoha's ninja looked over his shoulder, to see three summons… and god knows how many humans, rapidly approaching the two of them. He then rolled his eyes.
"Finally!" Naruto exclaimed, swinging his wings and floating high into the sky. "I believe these three jabronis are yours?"
"Yep!" Berial answered. "I just happen to know a fine receipt of snake ragout with fried frog legs!"
Naruto's face lit up. "Mmm… sounds great! I'll take care of girls and drinks! Oh, and please fry the legs better. I like it when they crackle…"
"Hmhmhm… Sure thing. Now who shall I do first…? Oh, whatever!" Berial replied, thrusting his fist into the ground. Three bosses barely had time to dodge, before a column of fire engulfed them. "How nice… a running food…" The greater devil exclaimed, jumping after three Boss summons.
"Get down here, coward, and fight like a man!" Kiba yelled.
Naruto laughed at that. "Ahaha! I have a better offer, why don't you get up here and fight like a demon?!"
Everyone ignored the provocation… everyone but one man.
"Sasuke, wait!" Sakura screamed, but it was already too late. In his cursed form the last Uchiha jumped high into the air and used his wings to somehow level himself with Naruto.
"Oh, Uke-chan!" Naruto said. "You really managed to get up here with these pathetic excuses of wings! You see, mine are better! They have feathers, and look like real wings… unlike those arm-like things on your back, hehe…"
Sasuke just glared. "Say what you want, I will still kill you." He said, flaring his Sharingan.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "How much hate!" He chuckled. "Useless fool, you can't even see me right now!" Suddenly as he said that, Sasuke appeared in front of him and kicked him in the stomach, knocking his air out. "What the fuck?!"
"Think again, DOBE!"
Naruto stared hard into Sasuke's eyes. For some reason, in this form his eyes were black and red, unlike original white and red, which probably allowed him to see Naruto.
"Hm… Hmhmhm… HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! You think it will be enough to defeat me?! Foolish little Uchiha!" Naruto shouted, sending a shockwave at Sasuke, who just blocked it with his Chidori sword.
"I can see your movements, Naruto!" Sasuke yelled and used his speed to appear in front of Naruto again… apparently, he has been waiting for this.
"Foolish." The demon simply said, blocking Sasuke's slash with his metallic gauntlet hard enough for Uchiha to lose grip on his sword. The avenger had no time to regroup, because Naruto's other hand surrounded his throat.
"You are weak…" Naruto stated, making Sasuke's eyes widen. "Why you are weak? Because you have nothing but hatred."
That moment proved to be very touching… until Naruto suddenly looked over his shoulder.
"What the…?!" Naruto said, using his wings to escape Orochimaru's slash. "How did you…?! Ah, I see…" Apparently, when Sasuke kicked him, the blond demon stopped his advance near the Hokage tower. 'I wonder if he planned this…'
Out of his wonderings, he was brought by another slash… this time from Jiraiya,who attacked with something that looked like a sword.
'What kind of sword is that?!' Naruto thought, bringing Yamato in front of him to block the slash… only to curse the next second.
"Chidori Eiso!" Sasuke yelled from behind, bringing forth his extended version of Kakashi's only original technique.
'Damn! No choice!' Naruto thought, putting his left hand behind his head. Next moment Rebellion appeared in it and efficiently blocked lightning jutsu. But then something happened. Ancient sword actually conducted electricity, shocking Naruto in the process.
"Fuck!" Naruto cursed, loosing his grip on Rebellion and watching it fall down on the ground. 'What the Hell?! My gauntlets do not conduct electricity!'
Too bad he didn't have much time to wonder about what happened, because a single hawk appeared in the skies and made a loud screech…
"Finally!" Tsunade exclaimed. "All forces, attack!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'All forces?!'
Suddenly an enormous amount of ninjas appeared out of nowhere.
"Oh…" Naruto mouthed.
"Fire!" The Hokage yelled. Immediately all types of ninjutsu was thrown blond demon's way. There were katon, fuuton, suiton, and even some ration techniques.
"Tch…" The demon said just before techniques hit him, creating a large explosion.
Everyone stood unmoving, holding their breath.
"Did we get him?" Ino asked.
Shikamaru narrowed his eyes. "I don't think we did…"
"Damn right!" Demonic voice stated. "Now it's my turn! Art is a blast!" As soon as he said that, a fireball escaped from the cloud of smoke, and crashed straight into the Hokage tower.
"Katsu!" With a loud boom, the large building exploded.
"Oh no, run!" Tsunade yelled to her forces nearby the tower, but it was already too late. Massive roof slid from the rest of the building and fell down onto several shinobi squads.
The Hokage gritted her teeth and was about to curse her ex-subordinate… but surprisingly, he was the first one.
"You don't have time to look around!" The cloud of smoke has finally cleared, revealing Naruto in all his glory, with no visible injuries and annoyed scowl on his face. "Enough of these charades. Medigo Flame!" With that he slashed with his sword a few times in the air and some imprint appeared on the ground… just below more Konoha squads.
"Katsu!" Another explosion.
"Damn you, Naruto!" The slug mistress cursed at Naruto, who was in the sky… no longer.
"Don't yell, I'm here." Tsunade heard from behind and managed to turn around… just in time to receive a sword blade in the stomach. "Next." Naruto exclaimed, withdrawing his sword.
"Tsunade!" Jiraiya yelled, throwing himself at blonde demon in a desperate attempt to stab him with a… 'sword'.
Without even lifting an eyebrow, Naruto simply sidestepped and slashed at Jiraiya's back, creating a deep gash.
"Ah!" The grey haired sannin yelled in pain.
"Next." Naruto muttered annoyingly, as if he was answering some old lady's useless questions.
"Don't attack!" Orochimaru shouted. "We need to attack with a strategy!"
Ex-human rolled his eyes and sent a silver shockwave with his sword towards the last standing sannin. "I told you already, useless fool, you're not attacking, you're defending!"
"You didn't…"
'What?!'
"You didn't tell them that…"
Naruto rolled his eyes again. 'Oh, fuck you too!'
Suddenly…
"Everybody, clear the area!"
The demon turned to the source of the voice. 'Temari?'
"I'm sorry, Naruto…" Gaara's sister said. "Kuchiose, Kiri Kiri Mai!"
Naruto rolled his eyes yet again. 'I'm rolling my eyes too much… they probably look like roulettes now…'
Meanwhile, the slashing hurricane approached our hero at an alarming rate, cutting to pieces everything in its path.
"Such power…" Chouji muttered.
"Yeah, she's scary…" Shikamaru added.
But Naruto just stood in his place as if nothing was happening… He was even smirking.
"Is he stupid?!" Kiba asked.
"No, I don't think so." Nara Shikaku answered. "People with arrogance such as his always like to show their opponents, that their efforts are meaningless."
"Yeah, right!" Kiba snorted. "I like to see how he escapes this unscathed!"
Orochimaru narrowed his eyes. 'What will you do now?' He thought. 'Something unpredictable, that's for sure…'
And unpredictable he did, for when a flying weasel neared his personal space; Naruto just extended his free clawed hand and grabbed animal's body, stopping the hurricane instantly.
Everyone's eyes widened.
"I-Impossible…" Temari muttered.
Naruto sighed. "I might sound like a broken record, but… art is a blast. Katsu!" He shouted, making the unfortunate creature to explode right in his hand. When the smoke cleared, the only thing left was some bloodstains on Naruto's gauntlet.
"Oh my…" The demon replied. "Greenpeace is so gonna sue me…"
"Suna Shigure."
"What?!" Naruto asked, glancing upwards to see sand falling from the skies. "Now that's not a very usual sight to see…" He muttered, raising an eyebrow… only to feel something twist around his legs. "What the…?" The demon looked down and noticed that this was sand as well. "Motherfucker!" He exclaimed, noticing Gaara in his usual crossed arms pose.
"I got him now." The Kazekage exclaimed. "Finish him!"
"I got this!" Sasuke, Kakashi and Orochimaru stated simultaneously. Immediately they were at his sides and stabbed him. Orochimaru and Sasuke with their swords from both sides, and Kakashi with Raikiri from the front managed to nail Naruto right in his chest.
"Take that, DOBE!" Sasuke shouted.
"I'm sorry it has to be this way, Naruto…" Kakashi added.
Suddenly…
"Hmhmhm… well, too bad, because I'm not!" Naruto said to everyone's surprise, then raised his free hand and in one quick motion tore through Kakashi's headband and pulled out copy ninja's prized possession.
"Aaaaaaaahhh!" Kakashi yelled in pain, canceling his technique and clutching his face instead.
"Oh, sorry, did that hurt?!" Naruto mocked. "Let me redeem myself!" With that he clenched his fist, efficiently crushing the last living memory of Uchiha Obito. "Now for you…" The demon pointed two clawed fingers at Gaara. "Hadou #4 Byakurai!"
Of course, Kazekage raised his sand shield, but a beam of white light just tore through it, along with redhead's… shoulder.
"Ah!" Gaara screamed in pain, releasing Naruto's bindings.
"Damn, missed…"
"By the way, are you going to do something with those swords inside you?!"
Naruto looked down. 'Ops, my bad…' He was about to grab one of the swords, when Orochimaru yelled.
"Sasuke, withdraw!" Immediately both of them jumped away from the winged demon.
"Damn!" The Uchiha cursed. "He just won't stay down…"
"My turn!" Someone screamed at the side. Everyone, even Naruto turned to see Kiba… two Kibas preparing their clan's most famous attack. "This is for Hinata-chan!"
"Kiba, no!" Sasuke yelled, but it was already too late.
"Gatsuga!" Two Kibas flew at Naruto with high speed, spinning horizontally.
The demon wanted to slap his forehead, but remembered just in time that he had metallic gauntlets on both hands.
'Three years… Three fucking years, and he still uses the same trick!'
"Talking about uselessness…"
'Let's put him out of his misery…'
"Which one?"
'Hmm… Let's go… right!' With that thought, the blond demon thrusted his sword right into the middle of the swirl, letting second one to just fly by.
The scene everyone witnessed now was even somewhat horrifying. Kiba was impaled through his mouth and now was hanging on Naruto's blade like a fish on a stick.
'Fitting…' Naruto thought… when suddenly…
"AKAMARU!" A loud scream echoed from behind.
"Wha…?" Naruto glanced back over his shoulder to see Kiba completely unharmed. "Then…" The demon turned back. Indeed, it was Kiba's dog that was impaled the same way.
"Eww! Pull me out!"
'Sorry…' Naruto apologized, withdrawing his sword. "I won't miss a second time." He stated… Only to be squashed by two giant arms.
"Press harder, Choji! I don't think he's down yet!"
"Hai, father!"
"Please, let SOMETHING work!" Orochimaru pleaded.
"Did you feel that?" Choza asked, and moved his head so it was above his palm… big mistake. Next thing everyone knew is that Naruto in almost Gatsuga-like spin tore through both Akimichi Choza's hand and head, leaving a large hole.
"Father!" Choji screamed.
"Shut your mouth!" Naruto replied, sending another shockwave with his sword towards younger Akimichi.
Choji was too shocked about what just happened, so the only thing he managed to do was to cover himself with his left arm. The result – he got his left arm cut off.
"Ah!" He screamed in pain, returning to his normal size.
"Oh, fucking look at this! I'm covered in blood again." Naruto exclaimed. "Do you have any idea how much time it takes to clean all this shit from my wings?!" He gracefully descended to the ground. "Alright, I've had enough. You don't want to do this the easy way, then have it your way!" The demon raised his free hand above his head, and the sky started to turn red. "It will take me more time to find the ring, but at least no one will stand in my way." Now everyone started to cover their faces, because of the emanating heat. "Good riddance. Crimson Flare!" Naruto gathered all energy in one spot.
"Art is a blast! Ka…" That moment he heard some disgusting sound. "What the fuck is…" He glanced over his shoulder and his eyes widened. There stood Tsunade with a smug look on her face and no visible wounds on her. But that wasn't what surprised him. No, no, he immediately noticed the lack of the seal on her forehead. What really surprised him, is that beside her stood Jiraiya, seemingly unharmed as well, looking a little… off, with two small frogs on his shoulders and in deep concentration.
'What is that ugly noise?!'
"Cover your ears, now!"
'Wha…?' He never finished his question… nor did he need to. The answer came to him the next moment. He was in some cube of water, surrounded by four toad statues.
'Are you telling me…?'
"Yes. This is a genjutsu…"
Naruto shook his head. "Attacking me with genjutsu… the nerve…"
"Naruto…" Jiraiya's voice echoed. "You have failed me. I didn't teach you to be like this…"
The demon snorted at that. "You didn't teach me at all!"
Jiraiya decided to ignore Naruto's comment and continued. "You were supposed to become my successor, to lead this world towards peace!"
Naruto laughed. "Ahaha! Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it more like… oh yes, he'll lead the world towards peace or towards its destruction. And if I remember correctly, you're supposed to chose, stop me or not." He stated with an evil grin.
Jiraiya's eyebrows furrowed. "How do you know that?"
Now Naruto laughed even harder. "Aha… You… You're telling me… You still don't know?!" The demon managed to say between laughs. "Too bad… Fukasaku, right? Why don't you tell him?"
Two toads only stared at him with malice.
"Tell me what?!" Jiraiya yelled, and Naruto's grin widened.
"Have you ever wondered how I managed to break the summoning pact?!"
"I did." The hermit stated.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Oh?! And?"
"I don't know. I never figured it out."
"Hmhmhm… Why am I not surprised?!" Naruto said. "So, are you going to tell him, or should I?"
"Silence, traitor!" Fukasaku spat.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk… Nonononono, it does matter what Naruto says." The blond demon replied. "Tell me, Jiraiya, how many ways are there to break a summoning pact?"
The hermit narrowed his eyes. "Three. Due to agreement on both sides, destruction of the contract, or summoner's death."
"Well done, bravo!" Naruto clapped. "But… there's actually the fourth one. You see, neither of the last three suited me, so I needed something else. Luckily enough, there was just the thing…"
"Stop, no!" The female toad screamed.
Naruto only smiled. "The fourth way is… to commit the greatest crime against summoner's Clan… Guess what that was?!"
Jiraiya only stared silently.
Seeing this, Naruto sighed. "Don't bother. The greatest crime… is to kill a clan's Grand Elder."
Hermit's eyes widened. "What?! That's impossible! You couldn't kill the Elder Toad Sage!"
"Jiraiya…" Fukasaku said calmly. "He could… and he did. He broke into Toad Sage's private chambers, killing many in the process."
"What?! But how?!"
The demon chuckled. "Oh, pretty simple! I told you already, that I discovered the secret of Hiraishin. So I simply summoned some toad, placed a seal on it, dismissed and voila! I had my own passage to their mountain with stupid name… never could remember it…"
"Poor Gamakichi thought it was his fault and couldn't handle the pressure. He took his own life." Fukasaku added.
Jiraiya just stood dumbfounded, while Naruto continued. "Haha! You should've seen this! The old fool didn't even understand why I was there! Some fucking sage! He even actually started to explain me that useless prophesy! I was somewhat intrigued at first, but after the third time he asked who I was, I kind of snapped… his neck… and his head… and limbs… and spine… and cut him to pieces… and set his head on a spike… and pissed in his hat…"
"Really?!"
'No… but they don't need to know that…'
Jiraiya was silent for almost a minute. Then…
"Naruto, I have decided your fate…" He stated.
The demon rolled his eyes. 'Let me guess…'
"Your fate is death." The hermit stated, giving Naruto his coldest stare.
"And we have a winner! Five million dollars, a new sports car and a blowjob by a porn star with H-cup breasts go to Uzumaki Naruto!"
'Oh! OH! Yes! I won, I won! I want to thank my balls, my sword and the man who created cola!'
"I'm sorry…"
"Oh, Jiraiya!" Naruto suddenly said. "Before you do what you intend to do, let me give you a prophesy of my own."
The hermit stared silently.
"After you deliver the killing blow, you will regret it very much, but not for long…" The demon stated, smirk still in place.
"Sayonara…" Jiraiya said and impaled Naruto with his 'sword', twisting the blade a few times.
Naruto gasped and his eyes widened when this happened.
"I'm sorry, Minato, but your son left me no choice…" Jiraiya replied with sadness on his face… only for that sadness turn into horror, when Naruto's shocked face… turned into Tsunade's shocked face. "What, Tsunade?!" Jiraiya looked at what just happened. "No, NO!" He was about to pull his sword out, when another Tsunade stabbed him from behind with katana.
"Tell me what you cherish most..." Second Tsunade said, as her figure slowly shifted into Naruto's. "Give me the pleasure of taking it away." He then withdrew his blade, swung it few times and sheathed with a click.
Immediately, a fountain of blood erupted from Jiraiya's chest, spraying all over Tsunade, who still had a sword in her own chest.
"I said he won't regret it for long." Naruto said.
Suddenly…
CRASH! Manda's body crashed into a background with some deep gashes in his body and Katsuyu followed.
"How's your fun, Berial?" The blond demon asked.
"Very good!" Berial answered, holding his sword in one hand and Gamabunta's throat in the other.
Meanwhile, the large toad tried to struggle.
"Keh… Manda… Katsuyu… no choice… summon…" Gamabunta muttered and both Bosses nodded.
"What are they talking about?" Berial asked.
Suddenly, Naruto's burning eyes widened. "No! Don't let that happen!" He shouted, but it was already too late.
"Kuchiose no jutsu!" Two summons shouted simultaneously, and a cloud of smoke appeared.
"Damn!" Naruto spat and flew high into the air, landing on Berial's head. "Drop that piece of trash!" He commanded. "I think we've got problems…"
Indeed, his thoughts appeared to be true. When the cloud of smoke cleared, there stood an even bigger slug, which looked more royal as well, along with a giant eight-headed snake.
"Ymamta no Orochi and Katsuyima the patient…" Berial replied, throwing Gamabunta away. "Grand elders of their clans…"
"I see…" Katsuyima began. "Uzumaki Naruto himself… most surprising…"
"No surprises here." Orochi stated. "What I want to know is what did you summon me for, Manda? The two of us won't be enough to defeat the two of them."
Suddenly, Fukasaku appeared on Katsuyima's head.
"Lord Orochi, Lady Katsuyima, allow me to give you an explanation…"
"Who are you?" Orochi asked.
"I am Fukasaku, and I have been appointed as the new Toad Clan's Grand Elder."
"I see. Then please do, Fukasaku-san." The slug Elder said.
The old frog nodded. "We have an emergency. This village has something that can increase Uzumaki Naruto's power and he wants that desperately. All attempts to drive him off have failed."
"And you need our help to Banish him…" Orochi finished.
"Yes."
"Very well…"
"Fuck!" Naruto shouted.
"They're going to use Banishment!" Berial exclaimed.
"Don't you think I know that?!" Naruto snapped. "Damn it to hell!"
"Naruto!" The blazing demon started. "There are just three of them. I think we can withstand that!"
Naruto gritted his teeth. "I know we can! But we will be severely weakened in the process…" He growled.
Meanwhile, Sasuke appeared on Manda's head. "What are they doing?" He asked.
"They are going to use Banishment. This technique is a privilege of Clan's Grand Elder." Manda answered.
"And what does that Banishment do?" The Uchiha asked again.
"It causes severe pain to any Noble One in the vicinity. That way they can be driven away from the Clan lands."
"Interesting…" Sasuke muttered.
Suddenly, Naruto smiled and sighed. His horns grew back and wings disappeared back into his spine. Chains around belt line and gauntlets disappeared as well.
"Fine, have it your way…" He said already with his normal voice. Then he took sunglasses out of nowhere and put them on. "But for denying me my prize you only managed to do one thing… and that is to check yourself directly into THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL!" The blond demon shouted. "Oh yeah, you're checked in, you're checked out… but you won't checkout without a little departing gift from Naruto, which is his fist in your mouth and his foot in your ass!" With that, he outstretched his arm, created a fireball in it and threw it right into… the Hokage monument.
"NO!" Kakashi yelled. "The shelter!"
"KATSU!" With a loud BOOM, the monument exploded, making heads roll into the village, adding even more destruction.
"You bastard!" Sakura screamed.
"Yeah, yeah, fuck you too. Don't miss me too much, 'cuz I'll return and have all your candy asses, smiling like an imbecile! And that's the bottom line, 'cus Naruto said so!" With that he snapped his fingers and both Berial and Naruto turned into flames and disappeared into the sky.
Orochimaru sighed. 'Damn it all…' He thought. Then…
"Jiraiya! JIRAIYA!"
The snake sannin turned his head, only to frown deeper. Tsunade, who was entirely covered in blood, Jiraiya's and her own, tried her hardest to revive her fallen friend.
'Not again…' Orochimaru thought. 'At least she managed to withdraw that sword from her chest…' He walked closer.
"Jiraiya, please, please don't die!" The Hokage screamed as tears flew freely from her eyes.
"It… It's o-okay… Tsunade…" The hermit somehow managed to say.
"Don't speak, you fool!" She yelled.
"You're crying for me… I'm honored." He smiled. "Orochimaru…"
"Yeah?"
"In… cough… in my pocket…"
The snake charmer put his hand in his ex-teammate's pocket and withdrew a single scroll. Immediately his eyes widened.
"Is that what I think it is?!" He asked.
"Do… cough… do what I could not. Cough… that will help bring him down… And look out for Tsunade… cough… or I will kick your ass…"
Orochimaru's frown deepened even more. "Of course…"
"Jiraiya…" Tsunade muttered between sobs.
"Tsunade… Know that I always love…" Jiraiya exclaimed and the final breath left him.
"No, NO!" Tsunade yelled.
Sakura kneeled beside her master. "T-Tsunade-sama…"
Tsunade's head suddenly shot up, making Sakura jump backwards in fear because of the look in Hokage's eyes.
"Gather intelligence! Anything we have on demons! Orochimaru! Come with me. Our summons has a lot to explain. Everyone else, search the village for survivors and bury the dead. After that, rebuild the village for it to function properly and prepare for war! I want Uzumaki Naruto to become a memory!"
...
Omake: Naruto's real reason.
Berial: "So, will you finally explain why we had to wait all their useless explanation about classes?!"
Naruto: "Sure. Well, the reason why is… the readers would've killed Darthemius if we interrupted that… And I really, REALLY don't want to return to the place where I came from… Can you believe?! There I ran around in orange fucking jumpsuit, screaming dattebayo and was in love with absolutely useless pink haired bitch named Sakura… which was slowly turning into love towards another bitch, named Sasuke…"
Yamato: "Yeah, I don'twanna return as well! I used to be a dumb sword!"
Naruto: "Aren't you still?!"
Yamato: "Well, at least I can talk here…"
Berial: "I know what you're talking about guys… Originally I got killed, and here I kick ass!"
Naruto: "Yep! Here I also have nice outfit, fucked Kurenai, killed Akatsuki and Jiraiya, RKO'ed Hinata, and cola is far better than ramen!"
Silence…
Naruto: "What?!"
Yamato and Berial: Envy, envy…
Naruto: "Don't worry, you'll have your time…"
...
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