章 177: You Can’t Find Things Like Goblins!

"The mayonnaise fairy has spoken!"

"What's going on? He seems to be looking in this direction from time to time with an unhappy look on his face..."

"Really! Did we do something that made him angry?"

"No, no! Absolutely no one stole his mayonnaise!"

"But he really looks super unpleasant. It looks like he wants to drive us out of the forest..."

The Hyakka members whispered about Toshiro, whose veins were popping out.

"What the hell are you talking about! It's too rude! Don't think I can let you go just because you are a woman! I'll kill you!" Toshiro cursed loudly.

Hearing this, Kawaki sighed softly and came in front of Hyakka members. He said helplessly, "You... really didn't steal the mayonnaise of the mayonnaise fairy? If you secretly took it, return it immediately. Otherwise, you will definitely be driven out of the forest."

"Who are you calling a mayonnaise fairy?" Toshiro shouted.

"There must be a limit to how bad your eyes are, right?" Gintoki walked in front of Kawaki and continued, "That is obviously nicotine fairy, right?"

"Eh?! Really?! Is there really that kind of fairy?"

"It's incredible. I didn't expect there to be a nicotine fairy!"

"The forest is really an incredible place!"

The Hyakka members stared at Toshiro and whispered.

"How is that possible!" Toshiro scolded again, "I will really chop you up!"

"That's obviously a mayonnaise fairy!" Kawaki shouted.

"No! It's clearly a nicotine fairy!" Gintoki retorted.

Seeing that the two of them were about to start fighting over some trivial matters, Shinpachi hurriedly walked out and separated the two of them.

"Gin-san, Kawaki-san, that's Hijikata-san, not some mayonnaise fairy or nicotine fairy."

No, the so-called Hijikata Toshiro was originally a collection of mayonnaise fairy, nicotine fairy, and V-shaped bangs!" Sogo came over, stretched out a finger, and said seriously.

"That makes sense..." Kawaki nodded and continued, "Maybe it's because life in the mountains is too boring and lonely, so he joined Shinsengumi."

"The possibility is very high..." Gintoki also nodded.

"All of you, go to hell!" Toshiro pulled out his sword and roared as he charged at the three of them.

However, right at this moment, Kondo's voice came from behind them, "Calm down, Toshi."

"Tsk!" Toshiro scoffed in disdain before sheathing his sword.

Kondo, who was covered in honey, brought a group of Shinsengumi members over.

"That's... a gorilla fairy!"

"Did the gorilla fairy just say something?"

"Really! The gorilla fairy said something!"

"Why is the gorilla fairy with a group of police officers?"

"He must have been arrested, right?"

"How can this be? After all, he is a fairy who protects gorillas..."

The Hyakka members started whispering again.

"Hey, Kondo-san, can I cut them down?" Toshiro asked.

"Well, it's because of your character that girls don't like you, Toshi," Kondo said, then looked at Kawaki and the others, "Come to think of it, what are you doing here?"

"Why are you still asking us? Is a guy covered in honey qualified to say that?" Shinpachi complained with black lines all over his head.

"This is my job. Please answer me seriously." Kondo replied with a serious face.

"My job? What's "my job" that needs to be covered with honey? HONEY..." Gintoki said disdainfully.

"Although I don't know what you want to do, I'm only here to catch fairy... rhinoceros beetle," Kawaki said.

"Rhinoceros beetle?" Toshiro spat out a mouthful of smoke, "Then, please stop. All the rhinoceros beetle in this forest are ours."

"Could it be that... you guys are also here to catch rhinoceros beetle?" The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he asked.

"As expected of my brother-in-law! This insight..." Kondo showed a look of relief, "This time, I can rest assured and hand Shinsengumi over to you, Shinpachi-kun."

"Who are you calling your brother-in-law?! Don't be delusional! You stalker gorilla!" Shinpachi could not help but curse loudly.

"How rude! I'm not a stalker at all!" Kondo retorted, "I'm just a hunter! A hunter of love!"

"A super disgusting person! What hunter of love? You are definitely a perverted stalker!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Hey, Shinpachi, don't make things difficult for a gorilla," Gintoki advised and then looked at Shinsengumi, who was led by Kondo, and sneered, "Are you spending the citizens' tax money on vacation in a place like this? There are really some shameless people..."

"This is a serious job! Anyway, you will only be in the way. Leave this forest quickly!" Kondo said seriously.

"What kind of joke is this! I came here in order to catch rhinoceros beetle!" Kagura pointed to Sogo and shouted, "All for Sadaharu 21... Ah, wrong, revenge for Sadaharu 28-aru!"

"What the hell are you talking about? Isn't your dung beetle crushed to death because you were too excited to watch sumo? Sogo replied.

"Why don't you think about who made me so excited! Whose fault do you think it is?!" Kagura argued loudly with tears in her eyes.

"It's you!" Gintoki knocked on Kagura's head and retorted.

By the side, Kawaki and the Hyakka members did not participate in this nonsense from beginning to end. As for why it was because they found a familiar... old colleague among the Shinsengumi members behind Kondo!

"Isn't that Takuko?!" A Hyakka member pointed at Yamazaki in Shinsengumi's team and said.

"Eh?! Really! That's Takuko!"

"It's really been a long time. Takuko, are you alright?"

Yamazaki, who had originally wanted to pretend to be transparent, couldn't help but bite the bullet and walk out.

"Hello... guys..." Yamazaki greeted the Hyakka members.

At the side, Toshiro looked at Yamazaki, who was surrounded by the Hyakka member and was chatting with him. He was speechless and said, "Why do they look so familiar with each other?"

"That's an employee who applied to us before." Kawaki walked over and explained with a smile.

"I don't remember such a thing happening..." Toshiro murmured.

"Huh? Really?" Kawaki pretended to be puzzled, "At that time, Takuko complained about a lot of things about Shinsengumi to us~ About what kind of dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief who made his team members do seppuku with just a word of disagreement and the gorilla chief."

"Ha? Yamazaki, what is the meaning of this? What do you mean by a dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief?" Toshiro looked at Yamazaki with a kind look on his face.

"Right! What is the gorilla chief?!" Kondo shouted at the same time.

"That's not important! What's important is what dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief is!" Toshiro said again.

"What do you mean by not important? Do you think I am a gorilla too? Do you think the director is a gorilla?! I am really angry! I will really run away from home!" Kondo shouted.

But just as Kondo finished speaking, Tsukuyo came over and took out two bananas, and handed them to Kondo.

Everyone: Jiiiiiiii(staring~~)

Tsukuyo, who was stared at by everyone, explained aloud, "Is this wrong? Didn't they say that giving bananas to a gorilla will make them settle down?"

Just as everyone was about to say something, they saw Kondo squatting by the side, holding a banana and eating it...

Everyone: Even you admit it!

"Is that the dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief you mentioned? It doesn't look like it."

"But that gorilla chief is exactly the same as you described."

"Didn't you say there's another Captain S? Where is it?"

"Takuko? Why aren't you talking? Why are you sweating so much? Did you catch a cold?"

The Hyakka members surrounded Yamazaki and whispered.

"Hey, Yamazaki, shouldn't you explain it to me?" Toshiro lit a cigarette and took a puff. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said, "It's best to say it all now. Otherwise... I won't even leave your corpse intact."

"Eh?!" Yamazaki was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground and trembled.

Actually, this matter had to start from the last day when Yamazaki was doing an undercover job in Hyakka. That day, in order to fight for a chance to live, Yamazaki, who was exposed, scolded his deputy chief in front of Kawaki and the Hyakka members. Finally, seeing that Yamazaki was indeed pitiful, Kawaki finally let Yamazaki go...

"Aren't you angry?" Toshiro looked at Sogo, "That kid said bad things about you."

"No," Sogo said indifferently, "Because what he said was the truth. The vice head of the dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief is simply the real portrayal of Hijikata-san."

Kawaki nodded in agreement.

"Hey, do you want to die too?" Toshiro shouted at Sogo and Yamazaki, "Seppuku now! You two bastards!"

"It's better if you do seppuku first, Hijikata," Sogo replied without hesitation.

"Do you want me to do it myself?" Toshiro cursed, and at the same time, he pulled out his sword again, "My hand is itchy!"

However, just as Toshiro pulled out his swords, the Hyakka members took out their kunai to protect Yamazaki, "I won't allow you to hurt Takuko!"

"Huh? It has nothing to do with you guys, right?!" Toshiro shouted.

"How could that be! Takuko worked very hard when he was in Hyakka!"

"We all saw it!"

"It's because of you, the dictatorial bastard and scum deputy chief, that he accepted that kind of perverted task! Takuko has always been a good child!"

"Right, right!"

...

Hearing the words of Hyakka members, Toshiro became even more annoyed. With a slight wave of his hand, the group of Shinsengumi members also stood beside Toshiro and pulled out their swords.

Seeing the two sides opposing each other, Yamazaki, who was the main culprit, finally could not help but stand up.

"No! Don't do it because of me!" Yamazaki shouted with tears in his eyes.