章 232: The So-Called Group Date...is a Battlefield in a Sense!

"I am also a fairy!" Kondo retorted without thinking, but he felt that the words were not accurate when he just said them. He quickly changed his words, "No, the fairy is Miss Otae! I am her Peter Pan!"

"No! You're stinky pan(bread)!" Sacchan said disdainfully.

"No!" Hearing this, Kondo was unhappy and retorted again, "It's Peter's Pan!"

"That's just an ordinary pan!" As Gintoki shouted, he jumped up and kicked Kondo away. After landing, Gintoki curled his lips and cursed, "Hey, who brought this group of idiots here?! I really want to go back now!"

As he spoke, Gintoki glanced at Kondo, who was lying on the ground, "Speaking of which, why do you have to wear a torn leather jacket?! And why do you have to turn the shoulders into sawteeth?! Are you hot, or are you cold? Make up your mind!"

"Gin-san~" Sacchan on the side couldn't help but said anxiously, "aren't you going to say anything to me? Are you ignoring me? Are you doing an ignoring play with me? As expected of Gin-san. Since I appeared, he began to play the game I like~ Ah, I'm so excited~!"

"Shut up! You sow!" Gintoki was furious, "I don't remember playing games like that with you!"

"Ah, scold me more! I'm getting more and more excited!" Sacchan screamed excitedly with a red face, "As expected of Gin-san! He can accurately stimulate my excitement point!"

"Damn it! Why do you make it sound like I know where your [Bleep—] is?!" Gintoki shouted.

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, the phone in Kondo's pocket rang.

Kondo took out the phone, pressed the answer button, and placed it to his ear, "Oh, Toshi! What? The Shogun sneaked out of Shogun's mansion alone?! Forget about that! Why don't you go to the public toilet with Sogo to find him? Now I have a very important thing to do! How can I ignore the fact that Miss Otae is going to participate in a [Bleep—]'s party!"

After saying that, Kondo hung up the phone with a face full of indignation. Before Kondo could stand up, Gintoki, who was beside him, stomped Kondo's head into the cement floor again in a rage.

"What exactly do you think a group date is, gorilla?!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and scolded, "At least prioritize what's more important and what's more urgent!"

"You are the one!" Kondo stood up and retorted, Do you want to take me away and have a development like this and that with Miss Otae?! I, Kondo Isao, will never allow it!"

"Only you are looking forward to that kind of thing!" Gintoki said angrily, "Speaking of which, what kind of development is "this and that"? I don't know at all!"

At this moment, Shige Shige and Katsura walked over with the black jacket and underwear that had fallen to the ground when Kondo was kicked away by Gintoki.

[Foreign Voice]: Wait! How did he manage to kick his underwear away?!

"Your leather jacket and underwear fell off." Katsura and Shige Shige handed the clothes in their hands to Kondo, who was sitting on the ground.

"Oh, thank you," Kondo said subconsciously, but soon after, Kondo found that the two people in front of him seemed to be somewhat familiar.

But before Kondo could say anything, the sound of rapid horse hooves came closer and closer, and in the next moment...

After a bang, Kondo was kicked away by the horse hooves, along with Shige Shige and Katsura. They were lying in the distance, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

Looking at Kyubei, who was riding a white horse and dressed like Samurai from the Warring States period, everyone was speechless.

"I say, where did this one-eyed dragon come from?" Gintoki couldn't help but complain.

"Sorry, I'm late." Kyubei dismounted and looked at Gintoki apologetically, "I heard from Tae-chan that a group date is like a battle between men and women, so I came prepared."

"What do you think men and women are going to do..." Gintoki retorted, "Do you really understand what group date is?"

"Kyu-chan, you go so overboard. Aren't you exaggerating too much?" Otae said from behind Kyubei, "That's not what I meant. Sorry, I'm late,"

Otae covered her mouth and explained with a smile, "It's all Gin-san's fault for asking me to find a few cute girls, so it took me a lot of effort to contact them."

Looking at the strange-looking girls around Otae, Kawaki walked to Gintoki and whispered, "Hey, I just remembered that today is the release day of a game that I have been paying attention to for a long time. I'll leave first! You guys can do it!"

After saying that, Kawaki turned around and was about to slip away, but Gintoki was the first to put his hand on Kawaki's shoulder.

"Wait!" The veins on Gintoki's hand on Kawaki's shoulder were bulging, and his hand was trembling slightly, "What do you mean? Do you want to walk by yourself? Stop joking!"

"I have no idea what you are talking about." Kawaki turned around and retorted, "Isn't it common for such things to happen during group dates? Isn't it often staged on TV that you need to leave early because of an emergency?"

"Shut up!" Gintoki cursed in a low voice with veins popping out, "It's all because of you that it's like this! Be responsible, bastard!"

"Stop joking!" Kawaki stopped pretending and glanced at the strange-looking beside Otae, who was joking with Kyubei, "I don't remember saying that I was going to participate in this kind of group date! What are those!"

"You ask me who I will ask!" Gintoki shouted in a low voice, "That's it, the meaning of a group date "You never bring anyone cuter than yourself"! I really underestimate that woman!"

But at this time, a man's praise came.

Zenzou came to Otae, glanced at the strange... uh... girls with distinctive looks beside Otae, and said with emotion, "Miss, are these your friends? They are so cute. I can't wait to participate in the group date. No, how about omitting the food and karaoke and letting me take them to a more private place?"

"Hey, Kawaki, could that person be..." Gintoki asked expressionlessly.

Kawaki nodded expressionlessly, "Yes, that person's type is an out-and-out ugly girl..."

Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly thought of something and clapped his hands, "In this case, I can be considered to have solved some of the enemies for you! Then I will go first!"

After saying that, Kawaki directly started to leave. Gintoki wanted to stop him, but the kunai coming from the distance was even faster. It hit Kawaki's forehead.

Kawaki... fell to the ground.

Looking at Tsukuyo, who was slowly walking over with two buckets of lubricant, Gintoki wanted to escape from this place.

Coincidentally, Kawaki also thought so.

"Ah, isn't this Tsukki?" At the same time, Kawaki stood up and pulled out the kunai on his forehead and laughed foolishly, "What a fortuitous encounter. I actually met you here."

"Tsukki!" Kagura, who was at the side, waved at Tsukuyo in surprise.

"Hey, did you call this person over?" Gintoki looked at Kagura expressionlessly.

"I also work very hard-aru!" Kagura patted her chest and said proudly.

"Don't work hard for me in this kind of place!" Gintoki shouted, then covered his forehead and muttered, "Hey, let me go. What is this? A group date? What kind of group date is this? What is a group date? How do you write the word group date? I don't understand at all..."

Looking at Gintoki, who had fallen into self-doubt, Shinpachi couldn't help but go over and comfort him, "Gin-san, although things have reached an irreparable point, we have no other way... Cheer up, Gin-san!"

"Shinpachi..." Gintoki said with a sad face, "The matter has already developed in a direction that we can't stop. It doesn't matter if that shorty over there becomes a man or a woman."

Gintoki looked at Shige Shige, who was still unconscious on the ground, "More importantly, our heads are about to fail! Shinpachi!"

"Then..." Shinpachi gritted his teeth and made up his mind. He suggested, "Then how about we really do this group date? It's like an ordinary group date! How about letting the Shogun have a good time?!"

"That makes sense!" Gintoki suddenly reacted and whispered to himself, "If the Shogun is happy, do you think he will reward me with a swimming pool full of strawberry milk?"

Looking at Gintoki, who had fallen into fantasy and was beginning to drool, Shinpachi was speechless.

'Forget it; it's enough to inspire Gin-san's active heart...' Shinpachi thought in his heart and then looked at Kawaki, who was at the side, 'Next up is this guy! If Kawaki-san can stay out of trouble, this group date will definitely go on like a normal one!'

"That, Miss Tsukuyo," Shinpachi forced a smile and whispered to Tsukuyo, "Can I ask you to keep an eye on Kawaki-san and not let him do anything out of line today?"

Tsukuyo was a little confused, but before she could ask, she saw Shinpachi bow directly and say again, "Don't ask so much. Anyway, today Kawaki-san will be in your hands! This is a big matter that concerns our lives!"

"Although I don't know what happened, I will work hard." Looking at Shinpachi's pleading eyes, Tsukuyo nodded and said.

"Thank you so much!" Shinpachi said with a touched face, but then he inadvertently glanced at the two barrels of lubricant in Tsukuyo's hand, "Speaking of which, why does Miss Tsukuyo have two barrels of lubricant in her hands?"

"I heard that the so-called group date is like a random [Bleep---] party, so..."

Tsukuyo was stopped by Kawaki before she finished speaking.

"You don't need to bring that kind of thing at all!" Kawaki said angrily.

"He's right," Shinpachi smiled awkwardly, "It's just a group date. We don't need that kind of thing at all."