章 483: Sometimes I Want to Have a Dessert After a Meal!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 483 Sometimes I Want to Have a Dessert After a Meal!

[Then, we will begin the third match!]

The host's voice sounded again with the sound of the gong.

Gintoki and Seimei were also attracted by the host's voice and looked up.

[And since the first and second matches ended in a draw, the third match will settle the battle.]

Along with the host's voice, a square boxing ring slowly rose up on the arena.

[A contest involving a 4 on 4 Tag Team Mystic Shoot Death Match. We must fight until one side is completely destroyed! The fight will continue until one side is destroyed!]

At this time, Gintoki and Seimei did not hesitate at all. And with a determined face, they climbed up to the arena step by step.

The two of them jumped off while holding on to the ropes of the boxing ring. After a handsome and crisp jump, Seimei landed steadily, while Gintoki screamed because the ropes tripped him and fell face-first to the floor.

"Go! Gin-chan! Siscon!" Kagura, who was still chewing on a big piece of greasy barbecue, shouted at the arena with a slurred voice, "Send these clouds! Send this rain! Flying away!"

Ignoring Seimei's speechless and slightly disdainful gaze, Gintoki patted the dust off his body as if nothing had happened after calmly getting up. If not for the nosebleed that was still oozing out, perhaps he would have been fooled by his incomparably serious eyes.

At the same time, the Shirino Onmyoji who were watching from all sides cheered, as if they were really spectators of a WWE match.

"Um, can you order some dessert?" Kawaki burped and rubbed his bloated belly. He looked at Yasunori, who was picking his teeth with satisfaction, "Hey, I've already treated you to such a delicious barbecue. Don't be so stingy."

"Burp~ Um, please wait a moment." After burping, Yasunori stood up and looked at the white bones on the ground in front of him. He once again revealed a look of grief as he said, "Before that, please let me personally bury Yashamaru and send him on his last journey."

"That, excuse me," Kagura raised her hand and shouted, "Can I bring these bones back? I have a very big dog at home. I feel that these bones are very suitable as Sadaharu's teeth stick!"

"If that's the case, then please bring all of them back!" A hint of joy flashed through Yasunori's eyes.

"Hey, weren't you just so grief-stricken that you wanted to send your family for the last time?" Kawaki ridiculed with a face full of contempt, "Why are the "remains" of the family members given away so simply now? Did you just laugh? You definitely laughed, right? Is it because you don't have to clean up these bones and smile happily?"

"Don't make such a joke!" Yasunori glared with his big red eyes, "What do you know about Yashamaru?! Do you know how much he likes humans?! If his bones can help humans...pets after death, he will definitely be very happy! This is his last wish!"

"Well, as long as you are happy," Kawaki said casually, then waved his hand, "Anyway, hurry up and bring the dessert."

"Will Parfait do?" Yasunori asked tentatively.

"No, no, no. My stomach can't take that kind of thing anymore," Kawaki waved his hand and refused. Then he glanced at the host on the stage, "Wasn't there that Pandemonium or something just now? It looks pretty good. Just take out a few dozen or a hundred of them."

"Eh?!" Yasunori and Kagura exclaimed in shock at the same time.

"Little Uncle, do you really want to eat something like that-aru?!" Kagura opened her mouth wide and looked at Kawaki with a face full of horror.

"That's Shikigami's dessert! Humans can't do it, right?!" Yasunori advised kindly, "Is it parfait? How about chocolate? Chestnut ones are fine, too."

"Didn't you just say it? The uglier the thing, the better it tastes," Kawaki glanced at Kagura indifferently, "Hey, hurry up and take it out for me."

"There's no other way. Since it's the guest's request, there's nothing I can do." As he spoke, Yasunori took out a paper doll that could summon a Shikigami. He bit his thumb and pressed it against the abdomen of the paper doll. He shouted, "Hello, Pandemonion delivery!"

Ding dong ding dong!

"Hello, how many?" A female voice sounded from the paper doll.

"The more, the better," Kawaki waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up."

"Yes! Pandemonion Delivery, delivered immediately!"

As soon as the voice of the paper doll faded, the paper doll exploded with a bang, and smoke rose up in all directions. Then, a beautiful woman holding a huge plate full of Pandemonium appeared.

The woman was dressed in a luxurious red silk yukata. She has a powerful figure, a beautiful face, and is full of charm. Her long hair is like ink and hangs naturally behind her. On the woman's head, there were vague shadows of fox ears and several tails flashing behind her. What was even more incredible was that the woman seemed to be shrouded in an inexplicable and sacred aura.

"Pandemonion's delivery has arrived, little one will take her leave."

After putting down the plate, the woman bowed to Kawaki and was about to leave.

"Wait for me!" Kawaki suddenly called out to stop the Shikigami.

Hearing this, the woman's eyes flashed with excitement. She raised her head and looked at Kawaki with some anticipation.

'Re-Remember?' the woman thought.

"Well, you haven't received the money yet," Kawaki said, pointing at Yasunori, "Just ask him for it."

A vein popped up on the woman's forehead, and she turned to glance at Yasunori.

"Oh, I almost forgot," Yasunori reacted and quickly took out his wallet from his chest. He counted out a few Shikigami-specific coins and handed them to the woman.

After the woman reached out to take the currency, she turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

"Hey? Where's the invoice? Why did she leave without issuing an invoice this time?" Yasunori asked in puzzlement, "Speaking of which, this is the first time I've seen this woman. Is she a new employee?"

Kawaki supported his chin with one hand and sat cross-legged on the ground. His expression was slightly solemn as he quietly looked at the dozens of clearly still alive Pandemonium on the big plate in front of him.

After a few seconds, Kawaki made up his mind. He stretched out his right hand and grabbed a Pandemonium whose entire body was covered in disgusting mucus. Without much thought, he tore it in half. Then, he lowered his head, closed his eyes, and began to eat in large mouthfuls.

Looking at Kawaki's appearance, Kagura swallowed her saliva. She was bursting with curiosity and tried to imitate Kawaki's movements. She stretched out her small hand, suppressed her nausea, and grabbed a Pandemonium.

However, before Kagura could copy Kawaki's next step and tear Pandemonium into two, Shinpachi's voice suddenly came from behind Kagura.

"Pan...Pandemonium-san..." Shinpachi widened his eyes and looked at the Pandemonium in Kagura's hands in disbelief. "Why... why..."

In Shinpachi's fantasy...

"This is..." In Kagura's hand, Pandemonium-san looked at Shinpachi with tears in her eyes.

"Just now... she clearly disappeared in front of me..." Shinpachi murmured, "Why... why did she appear again..."

"Shi... Shinpachi-kun..." Pandemonium-san rubbed her insect hands, her eyes gleaming and evasive.

"Pandemonium-san..." Finally, Shinpachi no longer hesitated. His face was filled with the joy of reunion as he rushed straight towards Kagura, "Pandemonium-san——!"

"Shinpachi-kun——" As she shouted, she spread out all her insect hands, waiting for Shinpachi to arrive.

However, just as Shinpachi's hand was about to touch her, Kagura had already finished Kawaki's second step, which was to tear the Pandemonium into two halves from the middle.

"Bastard!" Shinpachi stared with his red eyes filled with tears of sadness. He could not stop his tears and shook Kagura's shoulder crazily, "Why——?! Do you want me to kill you?! Pandemonium-san...Give me Pandemonium-san!!"

Kagura was completely unmoved. She narrowed her eyes and imitated Kawaki as she stuffed the Pandemonium into her mouth and chewed.

At this time, Kawaki, who had just finished eating, suddenly turned around and vomited.

In less than two seconds, Kagura also turned around and vomited.

'It's not enough...there's still the last bit left...' After vomiting, Kawaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. Then, he grabbed a Pandemonium again and repeated his actions.

After vomiting, Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth. Looking at Kawaki who looked like this, although she really wanted to say something, in the end, she gave up. Kagura could see that Kawaki was willing, willing to force himself to do this kind of thing for a purpose that only he knew.

Sighing lightly and shaking her head, Kagura said in her heart, 'Little Uncle is really pitiful~' After that, she turned her eyes to the boxing ring.

At this time, Gedoumaru had also entered the match. The third match was about to begin.

[The contest will follow a ten-count rule.] The host shouted to the two teams who had arrived, [Each side can only have one tag team inside the ring. Otherwise, use a slap to trade places.]

"Hmph," Douman looked at Seimie in front of him and snorted, "Seimei, this world doesn't need two men with the title of greatest Onmyoji. Let's end it now. The long struggle between Shirino and Ketsuno. A spiral of fate that's been lined with hate..."

[Now let the match begin!] Before Douman could finish speaking, the host on the side interrupted and announced loudly.

Clang!!

The gong for the match to start sounded.

"Wait, I was still talking," Douman hurriedly said, "Did I take too long? Should I have gone with something more compact?"

"Douman-sama! Please eradicate those hateful Ketsuno! Start the glorious era of our Shirino clan!"

An idiot Shirino on the viewing platform shouted.

"Go on! Gin-chan! Siscon!" Kagura raised her fist and shouted at the stage.

As for Shinpachi... At this time, he is holding Pandemonium-san(in fantasy) while telling one after another disgusting love words with a very disgusting expression.