章 135: Of Course, the Paper Version of Comics Is More Enjoyable to Read!

[What is right and what is wrong?

In this chaotic world, such a definition is not simple. To adapt to the rules set by others? If you are willing to do this, you will become a puppet that can not decide anything.

In the end, you have to decide by yourself!

Only live according to your own rules!]

Thinking of this, Gintoki put down the two thick stacks of Jump in the alley and came to the following conclusion, "The JUMP should be thrown away as combustible garbage! Because after reading it, you will feel like you are burning!"

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, the furious Otose directly jumped up and kicked him, "I guess you are the only one who will burn!"

"Didn't I tell you? The magazines shoul to be taken out on Wednesdays when recyclables are collected. When will you learn how to classify garbage? Why are you throwing everything out as combustible garbage?"

"I hate non-burnable garbage!" Gintoki got up and retorted, "Why can't I burn it? It's just that they don't want to burn it! They can actually burn it! Everyone is just lazy!"

"Are you a hot-blooded teacher" Otose scolded and then pointed to the two thick stacks of Jump that Gintoki had just put down on the ground, "In short, take these back! Recently, there have been frequent fires in the places where garbage is thrown."

"Well, don't be angry, Otose," Kawaki walked over to mediate for Gintoki, "It's not a day or two that this guy's head is sick."

"Whose head are you talking about?" Gintoki scolded, "Also, why did you appear in broad daylight?"

"Today, Kawaki-kun came to settle the meal payment for Kagura-chan," Otose explained, "It's very different for someone who owes rent."

With that, Otose turned around and left the alley with her cigarette in her hand.

"For the sake of your friend, at least pay the rent I owe!" Gintoki shouted.

"How thick is your skin to be able to say such a thing!" Kawaki scolded and then looked at the two piles of Jump on the ground, "Have you not graduated from Jump? Always looking at that kind of thing makes you look like this."

"Do you have the face to criticize me?" Gintoki retorted without hesitation, "How much better are you than me"

"No, no, no, I have graduated from Jump," Kawaki showed a proud face, then took out his mobile phone. He pointed to a certain app on it and introduced, "I graduated from the paper version!"

"There is no difference at all!" Gintoki roared, "Moreover, things like Jump are more interesting to look at with the paper version!"

"Although it makes sense, don't you think it is too troublesome? It is too troublesome to go to the convenience store every week." Kawaki casually replied and then pointed to his phone, "But this is different. It is a real-time update. After reading it, it can be deleted. There is no need to produce so much garbage, and there is no need to worry about the classification of garbage. The so-called [Lightweight] era refers to this!"

"Before that, your head was [Lightweight] first, right?" Gintoki could not help but complain, then picked up the two piles of Jump, "There is no other way; take them back and use them as toilet paper."

"..."

"You really are hopeless..." Kawaki silently complained. But just as he finished speaking. He saw the garbage pile behind Gintoki burn up, "Hey, Gintoki, your blood has ignited all the garbage behind you!"

"What nonsense are you saying?" Gintoki casually replied, but when Gintoki turned around and saw the garbage that had already burned up... "Ah, wait, it can't be! It really burn? Can my hot blood really ignite these things? I really deserve to be the protagonist of the Jump!"

"Is it the time to say this?" Kawaki was really touched by this idiot, "Shouldn't we think of a way to put out the fire now?"

"Do you think something like hot blood can be put out so easily?" Gintoki retorted loudly, "I feel like I'm burning up too! I've decided! I must find one piece!"

"Ah, really, you're burning up." Kawaki pointed at the corner of Gintoki's clothes that were already burning.

"Ah" Gintoki panicked in an instant.

Fortunately, Kawaki was quick to react. He raised his leg and kicked Gintoki over. Then, he kicked Gintoki a few times. The fire on Gintoki's body was extinguished.

"No need to thank me!" Kawaki wiped the sweat off his face and gave a thumbs up.

"This is not a matter of gratitude or not..." Gintoki got up and replied to Kawaki with a head kick, "It was clearly the corner of my shirt. Why did it almost all hit my head! You bastard!"

"No, I just wanted to cool your head down." Kawaki explained, then pointed to the burning garbage and said, "What should we do? Should we have a BBQ since there is fire?"

"Your head must be severely burned!" Gintoki shouted, "Why did you think of BBQ at this time? Of course, you have to put out the fire!"

"I know!" After saying that, Kawaki directly grabbed Gintoki's leg and lifted him up. He then constantly smashed him on the burning garbage. However, the fire did not shrink, and even Gintoki was about to burn.

"That's enough!" Gintoki broke away from Kawaki's hand and kicked him over, "Before you extinguish the fire, I will be burned by you first! At this time, of course, we have to use water! But where do we go to get water in this kind of place..."

Gintoki closed his eyes and thought for two seconds. Then, he suddenly opened his eyes and clapped his hands, "I got it!"

Looking at Gintoki who was already beginning to take off his pants, Kawaki was full of black lines, "Don't tell me you want to do it in this kind of place..."

"It can't be helped! This is the only way!" Gintoki shouted, "Come and help! The holy water of two people is better than one person!"

"How can that kind of thing come out so easily!" Kawaki scolded.

"Believe in yourself! As long as you believe in yourself, it will definitely be able to come out! You can do it! Believe!" Gintoki looked at Kawaki with determination.

"You..." Looking at Gintoki's eyes full of trust, Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and walked forward, "I didn't expect you to believe in me so much. Then I..."

As he spoke, Kawaki also began to untie his pants. However, just as Kawaki undid his pants to reveal his little Kawaki, a delicate shout rang out, accompanied by the sound of the fire extinguisher spraying out...

"Finally caught your fox's tail! Serial arsonist!"

Kawaki and Gintoki, who were sprayed with the fire extinguisher, turned their heads to look at a young girl holding a fire extinguisher.

"Now that I, Tatsumi, of the [ME Team], have found you, don't expect to escape with your life!!!" Tatsumi suddenly felt a little wrong after saying this, "It turns out that it was a gang who committed the crime! No wonder it's so hard to catch!"

"Well, I say, can you turn your face away? Don't stare at me without moving..." Before Gintoki could finish, Tatsumi had already raised the fire extinguisher and smashed it down.

As for why she did not smash Kawaki, it was because Kawaki had pulled up his pants the moment he heard the sound... Some principles... could not be violated!

Of course, with that attack just now, the fire on the garbage was completely extinguished.

...

Fire Department [ME Team].

Gintoki, who had been beaten up with bruises all over his face, was tied up tightly. At this time, he was still explaining to the girl in front of him, "So, didn't I say that I was just using my holy water to extinguish the fire?"

"Don't lie! You perverted arsonist!" Tatsumi cursed, "If I see such a dirty scene, it will definitely leave a shadow in my heart! You bastard!"

"Then take care of it!" Gintoki replied, "Only when you take care of the shadows in your heart will you become stronger!"

"I don't want the person who cast a psychological shadow on me to say that!"

"Gintoki, just admit it. At that time, you admitted that the fire was burned by your own blood. You have to admit what you have done." Kawaki stood at the side and nodded.

"That was just a joke! How could that happen! It was obvious that it was caused by an uncle throwing the cigarette butt!" Gintoki shouted, "And why didn't this guy get tied up? Why did you only tie me up?"

"Because... Kawaki-san doesn't look like someone who does that kind of thing! But you are different!" Tatsumi explained.

"Hey! What do you mean by that? Do I, Gin-san, look like a criminal?"

"The so-called appearance explains everything," Kawaki explained.

Tatsumi nodded, "Yes."

"Anyway, even if he is not an arsonist, this guy is also very hateful. He takes the reward alone and never pays his employees. He plays pachinko using the rewards until he loses all of them. He also owes rent," Kawaki counted the evil deeds of Gintoki that Kagura had told her with his fingers, "In short, it's good to shut him up for a period of time."

"I didn't expect that a damn arsonist like you had so many criminal records!" Tatsumi looked at Gintoki as if she was looking at a scum.

"That... What he said should not be within the scope of the fire brigade's job..." Gintoki muttered, "Also, he never said I commit arson! Can't you hear that?"

"Even if you aren't, you are still a hopeless society scum!"

"I know! Are you still venting your anger on me because you saw my crotch?" Gintoki suddenly looked as if he understood and said earnestly, "If you see my crotch, won't you become a living witness for witnessing a man's battle? You have to be more proactive!"

"You bastard..." Tatsumi gritted her teeth and directly grabbed Gintoki by the collar. She gritted her teeth and said, "You look down on me just because I'm a woman, right? Ever since I became a firefighter, I rolled up my gender in a wad of tissues and threw it in the trash! Bastard!"

"Then what does it matter if you see my crotch or two!" Gintoki retorted, "Just wrap it up in a tissue and throw it away! It's embarrassing for me too..."