Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 462 Domestic Cats Don't Understand the Worries of Stray Cats, and the Reverse May Not Be True.
"I'm probably going to die anyway, so I might as well kill the two of you now!" After cursing in a low voice, Kawaki pounced on Gintoki and Kondo angrily and started beating them up.
"Be quiet!" Katsura, who was watching the two cats and one gorilla fighting, reminded them helplessly. Then, he turned to look at the two men who were holding the cage, "Now is not the time for internal strife. If we don't escape from here quickly, we will be killed before we save Houichi-dono."
Only then did Kawaki, Gintoki, and Kondo stop.
"Look at that guy's waist." Katsura looked at the bunch of keys on the waist of the man who was pulling the cage cart, "We have to find a way to get that bunch of keys."
"Listen up!" Gintoki faced Katsura and said seriously, "As long as the cat's head can stick out of the cage, the rest will be taken care of. Zura, your brain that only has sorrowful brain cells should be able to do it. Even if the worst result is broken, no one will feel embarrassed."
"I will be in a difficult situation!" Two large # characters appeared on Katsura's head, and he shouted angrily.
"In short, hurry up, we don't have time!" Gintoki urged.
"Zura, I have always thought that you are a man who can bend and stretch. No one can do this kind of thing except you." Kawaki cast a warm and encouraging look at Katsura.
"Hey, I already said it won't work..." Katsura stood up and argued with the two cats.
"Alright, I told you to hurry up!"
After saying that, Gintoki stood up and kicked Katsura out of the cage.
Uh... It was just his body, his head was still stuck in the cage.
"He went out! His body went out!" Gintoki shouted.
"Hey! But what do we do next?" Katsura, who was taking small steps with his legs on the ground, shouted with cold sweat all over his head, "My neck felt tight. If I stop, I will suffocate!"
"Don't make such a loud noise!" Gintoki reminded angrily, "We'll be discovered! All you have to do next is to get your head out! Come on!"
"That's true..."
As Katsura spoke, the two Planet Catnip members pulling the cage cart passed through a metal automatic door. After the cage passed, the automatic door closed.
However, the strange thing was that the cage cart suddenly stopped. No matter how hard the two Planet Catnip members pulled, they could not pull it.
"Huh? Did it get stuck?" A Planet Catnip member turned around and asked in confusion.
"Tail! My tail was caught by the automatic door!" Katsura, whose tail was caught by the automatic door, had his head tightly stuck in the gap of the cage. He was already suspended in the air because of the drag.
"It's really strange. Why can't it be pulled..." Another Planet Catnip member said doubtfully.
Then, the two Planet Catnip members pressed forward, while not forgetting to continue pulling forward.
Katsura, whose body was pulled to the limit, struggled and shouted painfully, "I'm going to die! My head is going to be pulled off!"
Seeing this, Kawaki and Gintoki did not even think about it before forcefully kicking up. At the same time, Kondo raised his fist toward Katsura's face.
Suddenly, Katsura's wails continued for a long time.
"Get out! Get out!" Gintoki shouted angrily as he kicked, "If you want to live, you have to get your head out!"
"I will die! I will be beaten to death by you before I go out!"
"Zura! Men are all capable of bending and stretching!" Kawaki kicked and said angrily, "Hurry up and recall that feeling! If you don't want to die, hurry up and recall that time when you woke up in the morning and went from a "standing" state to a weak state!"
"You're talking about another kind of ability to bend and stretch!"
"Think of yourself as Tom from [Tom and Jerry]! "Gintoki did not stop moving at all. He continued to kick Katsura's face, and continued to say, "Tom can do it, so you can also do it! Just twist your face and you can get out!"
"Yes! Zura!" Kawaki said angrily, "Imagine your head as the "there" of a fifty-year-old man, it will definitely work! It can definitely be softened! The fifty-year-old man probably only has a few minutes, so you can definitely get it out! Come on!"
Perhaps due to the unremitting efforts of Kawaki and the other two, as well as the cooperation of the two Planet Catnip members, Katsura's head was finally... stuffed out...
"It was pulled out! Well done, Zura!" Gintoki shouted at Katsura who was lying in front of the automatic door, "Hurry up and grab the key to open the cage! Are you okay? Is your tail not broken?"
"Yes, my tail is fine." Katsura raised his head and responded. Then, he stretched out his right claw and showed Gintoki the white tail in his hand.
Gintoki turned back to look at a certain part of his body that was still spurting blood. He was stunned for two seconds and shouted a little crazily, "Why is my tail broken? Why is it not yours, but mine!"
"Sorry." Katsura, who stood up on both legs, held Gintoki's tail in his hand and explained apologetically, "Caught in the painful struggle."
"Sorry my ass!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "Why do you have to grab my tail and not let go!"
At this moment, after hearing the commotion behind them, the two Planet Catnip member stopped in their tracks and turned to look. As a result, they discovered Katsura, who had escaped from the cage and were immediately shocked.
"You... When did you..."
Without waiting for this Planet Catnip member to finish speaking, Katsura instantly tightened his grip on Gintoki's tail. He jumped up and jumped between the two Planet Catnip members in a flash, landing steadily. What was worth mentioning was that Gintoki's tail even emitted a buzzing sound like a lightsaber in Katsura's hand.
The two Planet Catnip members instantly lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.
"Hey! What are you using someone else's tail for!"
"Amazing, I didn't expect the tail to turn into a lightsaber." Kawaki stood on both legs, one hand on his chest, and the other hand propped up his chin as he said in surprise.
"Yes, it's really amazing." Kondo agreed.
"Why are you two already out?" Gintoki looked at Kawaki and Kondo who were standing outside the cage in a somewhat defeated manner.
"I just found the previous kunai in my 4D pocket." Kawaki raised the kunai in his right hand and said happily, "Ah, we are really lucky. Don't you think so, gorilla?"
"Yes, we are really lucky." Kondo nodded.
"Then why did I have to lose my tail?!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "By the way, what 4D pocket?! Do you still have something like that?! Are you Doraemon?!"
"Huh? You don't have it?" Kawaki said in surprise. Then, he brushed back the hair on his belly and pointed to the obvious crack, "Look, it's here. I thought everyone had it."
"What the hell!"
"Anyway, hurry up and come out. There's no time left." Holding the kunai in his hands, Kawaki adjusted his posture and turned to look at the group of Planet Catnip members who were rushing toward them from afar.
Gintoki angrily jumped down from the gap in the cage that Kawaki had opened with kunai.
"Give it back to me!" Gintoki snatched the tail from Katsura's hand, "I'll use this myself!"
"The materials have escaped!"
"Hurry up and catch them!"
"There's also a gorilla. What's going on?"
A group of Planet Catnip members had already rushed to a place not far from Kawaki and the others.
"Tsk, reinforcements?" After making a sound, Katsura directly reached out and pulled out his tail. At the same time, he shouted to Gintoki without turning his head, "Gintoki, hurry up and leave! I will deal with this place!"
"Don't pull your tail off like it's a matter of course!" Gintoki crazily retorted.
"Tsk, it can't be helped. Yorozuya, you have to owe me a favor!" As he spoke, Kondo clenched a certain part of his body that had been covered with mosaic tiles, "Bring it on! Little minions! I'll let you see the power of Force!"
"What are you using!" Gintoki pointed at the mosaic-covered molecule in Kondo's hands and complained angrily, "That isn't Force! That is just your dirty hose, bastard!"
"It's not the time to be lazy, Gintoki!" With that, Kawaki rushed forward with the kunai in his hand.
"What are you doing?! Hurry up and leave!" Katsura held his straightened tail and charged, directly facing several Planet Catnip people.
"I'll leave the rest to you!" Kondo also waved his mosaiced weapon and rushed forward.
"Kabukicho's stray cats!" Katsura kept waving his tail, darting around among the Planet Catnip people.
"And the proud boss cat!" Kondo added.
"And our friends!" Kawaki added after taking care of several Planet Catnip people.
"Go and grant them true freedom----!" ×3
Hearing this, Gintoki did not say much. He turned around and ran with his four feet.
"Hey, Kawaki, why did you stay as well?" Katsura asked as he waved the tail in his hand.
"Idiot, I'm a domestic cat," Kawaki unhurriedly dodged the attacks of a Planet Catnip member and found various gaps to counterattack, "It's different from stray cats like you. I'm just talking about the true freedom of stray cats. I don't know about that kind of thing, and I don't want to know at all."
"Hmph, so it's like that..." Katsura snorted, "Looks like you've grown a little."
"Now is not the time to chat!" Kondo reminded them. Then, he looked at the Planet Catnip people who were charging over with heavy weapons not far away, "They're here again!"
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