章 457: Are Domestic Cats and Stray Cats Two Different Species?

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 457 Are Domestic Cats and Stray Cats Two Different Species?

"Damn, kid! I'll neuter you!" Gintoki's eyes were already emitting a fierce light.

"Wait! There's also a target over there!" Houichi reminded loudly.

(At this time, Kawaki had already run around Edo, but he still couldn't get rid of Hyakka's relentless pursuit.)

"Huh?" Gintoki let out a puzzled sound and turned his head to look in the direction that Houichi pointed. When he saw a V-shape bangs young man wearing Shinsengumi's uniform sitting on a long chair smoking, his eyes unconsciously widened, "That...That is!"

"Isn't that Toshi?!" Kondo asked in surprise.

At the same time, Toshiro, who sensed that something was looking at him, also began to turn his face. His face showed a hint of unnaturalness. At the same time, his eyes dodged from time to time as if he was inadvertently but deliberately looking in the direction of Gintoki and the others.

"He keeps glancing over here. What? It's creeping me out." Gintoki looked at Toshiro and said with some disgust.

Looking at Toshiro who took out a bottle of yellow liquid that was between solid and liquid, Katsura reminded, "He seemed to have taken something out of his pocket."

Then, Toshiro opened the mouth of the bottle in his hand, squeezed toward his face, and sniffed air that came out with an intoxicated look.

"Kondo-san, Kondo-san? Can I ask you something?" Gintoki asked.

"What is it?" Kondo replied.

"What is he doing?" Gintoki looked at Toshiro, who seemed to be showing off the mayonnaise in his hand, and continued, "What is that? Huh? Does he want to be killed? Huh? I don't want that crap! Do you want us to kill you?! Why are you showing it off?! It pisses me off!! Does he think we want some? Pisses me off!"

Looking a Toshiro who was constantly changing poses one after another to show off the mayonnaise in his hands, Kondo covered his face with his hands and couldn't bear to look at him, "Toshi! Stop showing off! It's so embarrassing! Even I feel embarrassed!"

"I can't bear it anymore!" After shouting angrily, Gintoki directly rushed up.

But just when Gintoki was still a few steps away from Toshiro, Toshiro stood directly on the bench, half-squatting, raised his head, and chugged the entire bottle of mayonnaise.

After doing all this, Toshiro turned his head and looked at Gintoki who had black lines all over his face. He asked despite knowing the answer, "Huh? What are you doing?"

Looking at Toshiro, who was holding a cigarette in his mouth and turning around with his hands in his pockets, Gintoki directly blew up and scolded angrily, "What are you doing?! I'll kill you! I'll definitely kill you!"

Kondo held Gintoki with both hands, who was still struggling frantically to rush toward Toshiro, and at the same time persuaded him, "Forgive him! He's not used to this! He thinks that everyone in the world loves mayonnaise!"

Gintoki was so angry that all the fur and tail of his body were up at the same time, and he was also panting heavily.

"Calm down and move on to the next target!" Kondo comforted Gintoki.

After comforting him for a long time, Gintoki's anger gradually dissipated, and his body gradually relaxed. The raised tail and hair all over his body also returned to normal.

However, at this time, Toshiro's voice came from behind Gintoki.

"Hey!"

Hearing the sound, Gintoki, who had just cooled down, turned his head and saw Toshiro with a faint but helpless smile on his face.

"Just kidding. Keep it a secret." Toshiro said softly. Then he took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his bosom and squeezed it all on the ground in front of Gintoki, forming a very disgusting shape.

After squeezing it, he threw the empty bottle of mayonnaise to the ground. After doing all this, Toshiro turned around and left without stopping.

However, just after taking two steps, Toshiro stopped again. He turned his face and gave a thumbs-up then laughed lightly. Then he turned back and continued to leave at a moderate pace.

As for Gintoki and the others, they had already held back their anger to the point that their eyes were glowing green. Their heads were full of black "#" characters, and their hair and tails stood tall.

"Let's go hunt!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and said word by word.

(At this time, Kawaki had already started running around Edo for the third round.)

...

At dusk, Gintoki and the others, who were slowly walking behind Houichi, met Kawaki in a small alley.

"I can't take it anymore..." Kawaki, who was paralyzed from exhaustion on the side of the alley, panted and said, "This afternoon, at least...I ran ten laps around Edo...Those women are too scary...They have no intention of giving up at all... Water, just give me some water...Please..."

Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo chose to ignore and walk past Kawaki without stopping.

"Hey! Don't ignore me! Where's the teamwork?!" Kawaki quickly got up and followed the group.

"Nothing to show for a whole day of work. We don't have the talent to be strays." Kondo sighed a little sadly and said as he walked.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Kawaki interrupted.

"I don't need that kind of talent. You give up on turning back to normal?" Gintoki said grumpily. Then he looked at Kawaki beside him and continued with a disdainful look, "Just hurry up and get caught. Please, go back to being a domestic cat and stop bothering us."

"He----! Who's a domestic cat" Kawaki shouted unhappily.

"It's you!" Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo shouted at the same time.

However, at this time, Gintoki suddenly found that after walking out of the small alley, Houichi directly walked to a house, stood up, and constantly scratched the door with his two front paws.

"Hey, what are you doing, Houichi-dono?." Katsura, who followed the others, asked aloud.

"I have no choice. I'll show you my special place for food." Houichi said.

"It seems that even in a cat's world, people still hide their personal money when they should." Kawaki shook his head and chuckled.

"Hey! Isn't this..." Gintoki suddenly noticed something.

Then, the door was opened. Looking at the two women at the door, Kawaki instantly became expressionless.

Without any hesitation, Tsukuyo bent over, picked up the back of Kawaki's neck, threw him into the pet cage in her hand, closed the door, and locked it in one go.

"Meow! (Wait!)!" Kawaki stood on two feet, pulling hard on the iron cage with his two paws, "Meow! (Why is this the result? Let me go! You stinky woman!)"

"Is this the cat you raised that likes to run around?" Otose looked at Kawaki in the cage and kindly reminded her, "It seems that it is a cat that only likes to hang out with stray cats. I don't recommend raising this kind of cat. Maybe it will be infected with diseases from a random stray cat someday."

"Meow! (Who is her cat?! I'll kill you! Smelly old woman!)" Kawaki meowed angrily.

"Ah, don't worry. Once he is in a cage, he won't be able to run anymore," Tsukuyo replied casually.

"But it doesn't matter if he is mixed with these few," Otose looked down at Houichi, "How many years has it been, Houichi?"

"O-old hag..." Gintoki muttered in disbelief.

...

In Snack Otose, Kondo was sitting cross-legged on the ground and eating the banana in front of him. Gintoki and Katsura were eating the food in the bowl in front of them.

Houichi nestled on a chair at the front desk with his eyes closed. As for Kawaki, things were even worse. There were several thick iron chains tied to the outside of a small cage that had been reinforced countless times, and there were even several big iron locks on it.

"Meow! (Don't joke around! Which world would have such a cat cage!)" Kawaki shouted angrily, "Meow! (Speaking of which, I am not a cat raised by this woman! Gintoki! Zura! Gorilla! Houichi! Save me!!)"

"This cat is really noisy." Otose looked at the cage placed beside Tsukuyo with interest, "It really can't stop for a moment."

"It doesn't matter. If it is still like this in the future, I will consider neutering it." Tsukuyo gently exhaled a puff of a second-hand cigarette and replied calmly.

Hearing this, Kawaki shouted even more fiercely, his two claws constantly scratching the big iron cage, "Meow! (You guys can definitely hear it, right?! Don't play dumb for me! Think of a way! Hurry up and save me! This woman is incredible!)"

"Meow~ (Just accept your fate.)" Gintoki said without raising his head, "Meow~ (Domestic cats and stray cats are not of the same breed.)"

"Meow! (Yes, Kawaki. Everyone has their own way of survival. Good luck.)" Katsura echoed.

"Hohoho!(Sorry, Yoshiwara. Even a gorilla is helpless to that kind of woman. Give up.)" Kondo continued.

"Meow! (You bunch of traitors!)" Kawaki gritted his teeth and said.

"Meow! (No, you are the least qualified person to say that.)" Gintoki and Katsura retorted at the same time.

"Shut up!" Tsukuyo shot a cold glance at Kawaki and took out a handful of kunai from her bosom, "If you keep making trouble, I'll get you neutered now!"

In an instant, Kawaki quieted down. He gritted his teeth and looked at Tsukuyo. He thought hatefully in his mind, 'Wait for me to return to normal! Stupid woman!'

"It seems that this cat is quite easy to train. It will be quiet after a slight threat." Otose chuckled and then looked at Houichi. He continued with some emotion, "But having said that, Houichi. I never would have expected you to bring friends. Now there's a rare sight. I figured you were still running around on your own. Honestly, you've got a real knack for making enemies."

As she said that, Otose looked at the two cats and one gorilla who were eating on the ground, "Hey, guys. This fella isn't as bad as people say. He's just a bit more awkward than most."

At this time, Houichi also opened his eyes. After snorting disdainfully, he directly jumped off the chair and walked toward the door without any nostalgia.

"What a long-winded old hag. Hey, let's get going." Houichi shouted without turning his head.