Chapter 0.75: Secondary Prologue
(Credit To amro4games for the idea)
Author: Hello, and welcome to the world of Lockintum, today I will be talking about the story along with one of the main characters! Welcome, and enjoy your stay!
Kanjiro: Do I talk now orrrrrr
Author: *Sigh* Well now they know you're here, might as well talk now.
Kanjiro: Hiya! I'm Kanjiro Samui, I'm 19, I like fighting, meditation, history, war *mumble mumble mumble*
Author: Alright, Alright, nobody asked for that many details!
Kanjiro: I'm sorry Author-Kun~
Author: Goddamnit, I told you not to call me that!
Kanjiro: Anyway, what am I here for again?
Author: Did you..seriously forget...?
Kanjiro: Yeah...
Author: Well... I and you were going to discuss the beginning of the story...
Kanjiro: Well sorry I was just *Spoiler* like how could I remember when I *Spoiler*
Author: Stop spoiling the damn book! If you want to make my life so hard why don't you put up your hands and fight me, eh?!
Kanjiro: FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, let's just get on with it.
Author: W-WAIT, CALM DOWN I WAS KIDDING, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN-
Author: GUHK!
Author: GAH! STOP STOP!
*A Few Minutes Later...*
Author: I-I'm sorry, please stop...we're supposed to tell the readers about the story *cough* *cough*
Kanjiro: Oh, right Well obviously I was chosen to be here over the main character because I'm the best character-
Author: YOU'RE NOT THE BEST CHARACTER! YOU'RE JUST THE EASIEST CHARACTER TO WRITE WITH A SHALLOW PERSONALITY!
Kanjiro: Ah! Author-kun how could you say such a thing, you know I'm just your self insert~
Author: Sure, whatever! The story starts with the real best character, Tozuki Kozo! He's in his 2nd year in college!
Kanjiro: He's also in most of my classes!
Author: On his first day the college professor divides the class into 2 teams for a test battle!
Kanjiro: TEST DEEZ NU-
Author: SHUT UP YOU PIE-EATING B0N3R GOBLIN! YOU BEAT ME UP LAST TIME BUT I CAN USE MY AUTHOR'S AUTHORITY TO ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!
Kanjiro: You know I'm the best character, you- you- IDIOTIC TURD WAFFLE!
Author: How...how could you be so cruel, you know turd waffles are my weakness...
Kanjiro: Really??
Author: NO YOU DUMB@SS, I HAVE NO WEAKNESS, I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE, NOW GET ON WITH THE DISCUSSION!
Kanjiro: Well anyway *Spoiler* team wins-
Author: Don't tell them that, they have to read the book to find that out!
Kanjiro: Well, alright I guess, make sure to tell Author-Kun I'm the best character!
Author: Whatever, goodbye everyone.
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