章 1: "Bwuh-?!"
This story is Fanfiction, and I don't own 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗮!, If I did, Aqua would be even more useless. 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗮! is owned by 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗲𝗻 and 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
Death, The Void, Purgatory, Limbo, Heaven, Hell, Paradise, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘮.
Whatever you think happens after death, you're 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 wrong.
Because I don't think being stared down by some 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵-𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳-𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 fits into any of those.
"Hello, $#$%@. You have unfortunately died." She stated as if she was talking about the weather with an old friend.
𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You're dead."
"No, I heard you the firs-𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝘿𝙊 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙄 𝘿𝙄𝙀𝘿?!"
She seemed rather taken aback by my outburst, her eyes wide.
"I- Sorry, I've had a rather stressful week and this shit finally made me lose my cool. Please continue, Lady." She locked eyes with me and sighed,
"*𝘈𝘩𝘦𝘮*," She stared at me pointedly, "You, $#$%@, have unfortunately passed away from overworking, and a truck but that's another matter. You are here to be granted another chance, because of your young age."
"and...?"
She just deadpans at me
"*𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩*, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 a chance at an 'Isekai' with a cheat or wish..."
oh.
𝘖𝘩.
𝙊𝙃!
"It seems you finally figured it out, $#$%@."
Why is she calling me $#$%@? My name is-
It's-
But it's-
w-what the 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆?!
𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙄 𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍 𝙈𝙔 𝙉𝘼𝙈𝙀?!
𝙒𝙃- 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢- what the hell was that?!
"Seeing that you've calmed down enough, Let's get onto your wish." She stated with a calm expression.
I- I guess she won't answer that. "Fine, what could I wish for?"
"Anything."
"Anything? So I could wave a rather descriptive sentence and I'd get exactly that?"
"Yes."
I need to know what kind of world I'm going to, I'm just a squishy Highschooler!
"Questions first, Where am I going, What do I need to do-" Because there is ALWAYS a catch, "And, why?"
"Going in the opposite order, Because of your premature death, You must defeat the Rampant Daemon Lord, and its name is Isseoroth." A beat passed, "So, what is your wish?"
From what I could glean from her answer, I could quite literally wish for anything, But I've already felt what it was like to have no path in life when everything is said and done.
I want something that'll let me grow. Not a GAMER! System 'cause those are just lazy writing.
That, and change my body.
I've never been quite... comfortable in my own body. I always thought of myself as female even If I still preferred women. Because...
Well, Boobs.
And Starbound was the last thing I played... I got it!
" I know what I want!"
The bored goddess looked up from her book- Where the hell did she pull that from? -and set it to the side, "What Is your wish, $#$%@?"
Moment of truth, "I want to become my Starbound character, Jenny Lilith, A Floran, equipped with the ingame HUD, Gameplay, and Systems, including ALL of my mods on my computer, with every recipe unlocked, with Infinite credits, as I couldn't exactly get those from this world right?"
"Yes, That would be correct. For your wish, I would need to Find a Floran to your specific request, but it is doable. Just so you know, It's more of a Mesh, but the dominant personality would be more prevalent, only with small signs of the old one. Is that alright with you, $#$%@?"
"*sigh*, Honestly, I wouldn't mind that. I've always known after my family's death, I've been nothing more than a blank slate. I'm fine with it."
Another beat passes.
"Alright then. Let us begin."
She cleared her throat, and started speaking- ...Is that Latin?
"𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒆 𝒂𝒄 𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒔, 𝒆𝒈𝒐 ▇▇▇, 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒖𝒆 $#$%@ 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒖 𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒆, 𝒄𝒖𝒎 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂, 𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒕 𝑰𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑱𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒉, 𝒄𝒖𝒎 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒗𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒎𝒏𝒊𝒃𝒖𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒆 𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒎 𝒆𝒊 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒕. 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒏𝒂 𝒆𝒊𝒖𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒎!"
As soon as she finished her words filled with 𝑷𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 and 𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚, I felt... 𝑾𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆.
As If I was missing a part of myself for such a long time
And just like that, I, 𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗵, was aware once again.
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
"Bwuh-?! Where am I?" I looked around, reaching for my weapon, which wasn't in its scabbard, and the White-Haired loli spoke,
"Welcome, Jenny, to your second chance."
Second chance? ...AH CRAP! THE RUIN! "WHAT ABOUT THE RUIN! DID I KILL IT?!" I NEED TO KNOW!
The small child with the padded chest coughed into her fist.
"...sssorry."
"It is fine, but to answer your question, yes. You have ended its great evil for eternity. But unfortunately, It had enough cunning to take its adversary with it. Due to your great service to your plane of existence, you have been granted another chance at life."
What?
"And, because another variation of you was here before, She asked for you to have this chance. She gave up her knowledge of that world to aid you, and she is resting peacefully with her soulmate now."
Wait wha-
"I must be going now, Jenny. Good luck on defeating the Deamon Lord, and remember, once you have completed this task, you may have one more wish, no matter how absurd or difficult, it will be done."
When she finished her little spiel, a large blue glowing circle full of strange markings appeared underneath me.
"where am I- OH YOU CU#&! WHY KONOSUBA?!"
She looked back and smugly shot back, "Why not KonoSuba?"
"at least tell me your name!" I yelled back
"It's Selena, Goddess of Reincarnation and Time. See you later, Jenny."
"And when you meet Eris, Please treat her nicely. She's my Kohai, after all."
And everything went a blinding white.
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
I opened my eyes. And lo and behold, I found myself not looking into a place of wonder but instead, I saw a scrawny-looking Japanese dude wearing a tracksuit.
I think the quote for this type of situation was "When in doubt, Scream."
And scream I did.
Then, I felt a hand slap me. I turned to see a petite girl with blue hair glaring at me with annoyed eyes.
"Stop screaming! I get that this is the first and last time that you'll get to see a goddess but please....." She glared into my soul. "Stop. Screaming."
𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘?!
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Dumby_3054 So~, Do you know how sometimes a muse would basically hold you at gunpoint? Sometimes, they're all happy-like, and the next they kidnap you, hold you over the bay, and threaten to let you 'sleep with the fishes' if you don't write an idea.
I have two chapters of another story.
Help me.
(Also, the two other stories are hidden until I have enough chapters for both.)
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