章 30: 30. Weeb Town ~Just Weeb Town~
"It's from your sister," said Levi, sighing out of utter boredom.
"Lei?" asked Anne, as she fully recovered.
"Lei," replied Levi. "She wants to speak with you."
Weeb Town is the hitman team of the Helsing Organization. Led by Lei Zeppeli, Weeb Town was originally a social clique in Saint Lorenzo Ruiz. Weeb Town was well-known to be the center target for bullies in the school. The other cliques that they dubbed, "normies", spent time laughing and teasing them. The normies in the school usually spoke Tagalog, the native language. Weebs, as they dubbed themselves, spoke English, and because of this. Their founding member, a kid named Lord, called themselves Weeb Town because he loved anime, but all introverts were welcome to enter.
The problem, however, was that tension grew as the Weebs were greatly bullied by the normies non-stop to the point where their newfound leader, Lei Zeppeli, decided to secretly give each of them Stands. Some of their members already had Stands like Miguel and Jedan, but others didn't. Miguel's Stand was, of course, Star Platinum, and Jedan's was Hierophant Green. The group considered their two Stands to be the most incredibly useful abilities in the group.
However, other abilities the group had were incredibly useful as well, but not as powerful as the Stands known as Star Platinum and Hierophant Green. Using their Stands, Weeb Town began to bully the bullies back and later became tyrannical in the 11th and 12th Grades in their school. They began pranking the bullies and using their abilities to weaken their morale and ruin their reputation. Weeb Town became feared by all normies in the school due to one thing: Stands. Stands, after all, are an evolution. They are the physical manifestation of one's soul and mind.
The Crusaders appeared before a toilet shed in the middle of nowhere. Only a few grassy hills could be seen in miles and there is a shed at the center of it.
"This is the place?" asked Jessica. "Ugh... Honestly!"
"Apparently," said Miguel, as he opened the door.
"I am not going inside that thing," said Jessica, pointing out disgust.
"We have to, Jessica," said Miguel as it is revealed that the shed is much wider on the inside than it is on the outside.
"Huh?!" asked Jessica.
"Whoa," said Jedan. "It's like a whole freakin' party in here!"
"Let's go," said Miguel, as the Crusaders entered.
"Hello? Anyone?" asked Arthur.
"There's a door at the end of the corridor," explained Miguel.
At the end of the corridor, there is in fact a red-colored door in a dark and void-like hallway.
Everyone entered. Miguel first, then Anne, then Kariel, then Jedan, then Arthur, finally, Jessica, all came inside.
"There's a red door at the end," said Jedan. "I think you should open it."
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious," said Miguel, grabbing the knob and opening it.
A vast inner-building can be found inside with computers
Suddenly, a man with a magician's outfit snaps his fingers as glasses appeared in their hands.
A woman with a red polo with a v-cut going all the way down to her chest stood before them. She has green hair and wears gray pants with red high heels.
"Hello, Ate Anne," she smiled.
"Tch-..." said Anne, looking rather vexed.
"Lei," she said, bowing her head.
"I smell a normie," said one of them. Lord Naga, wearing a yellow polo with a diamond on his chest stood before them. "Look at this dude," he said mockingly. "What a-... What a normie THOT."
"Oy!" shouted Jessica. "What the hell did you just call me, you degenerate trash?!"
"THOT!" shouted Lord.
"Silence, scum!" she replied. "You have no right to call my beautiful self such a thing!What is this place, anyway? Your nerd hall?"
"This is the Weeb Hall, thank you very much," said Lord.
"That just sounds worse," said Jessica.
"So..." said Zed, the Magician, walking up to Miguel. "You're alive."
"Yep," said Miguel.
Zed then grabs his hand and gives him a big hug. "Missed you, man... No homo."
"Missed you... lowkey homo," replied Miguel.
"Jed!" smiled Zed. "You aren't crazy anymore!"
"Yep... sorry about shooting you in the arm," said Jedan.
"It's fine," replied Zed.
"You did what?!" asked Miguel.
"Shot him with Emerald Splash," said Jedan.
Zed shows Miguel his left arm, which still has a void-like hole on it.
Ryle, a man wearing a green headband around his forehead with a black sleeveless polo and gray baggy pants with black shoes wrote on the table writing his Manga.
"Come on! Come on! Come on! I need more material for my Manga!" shouted Ryle to himself. "Oh... God... My Dinosaur Manga's gonna get delayed if I don't pass this tomorrow!"
"You foolish idiots," said Yang, a man wearing a green cloak wearing nothing underneath with black pants. "Don't you know that God is the only truth in this world, RYLE KARNE!!! DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL!!!"
"YES, THEY ARE!!!" shouted Ryle.
Celine, a woman wearing an all-white bra and open skirt that shows her thigh appears between them and bonks them with her fist.
"SHUT UP, MGA TANGA!!!" she shouted. "YOU'LL START ANOTHER RELIGION WAR IN THIS GROUP!!!"
"Sorry," they both said.
"Celine," said Jedan, looking down.
"Oh," said Celine, with a rather disgusted face. "Hell, Mr. Ligera."
Miguel pats him on the back.
"Ooh! Is there drama, over here?" asked Jessica.
"Get outta their way, Jessica Polnareff," replied Miguel.
"Hey, Lord," said Miguel, as Lord grabbed his hand and hugged Miguel.
"Hey, my guy!" laughed Lord.
"Did you watch Justice League 3, yet?" asked Miguel, as the two continued to talk in the background.
"So, this is all of Weeb Town?" asked Jessica.
"No," said Kariel. "I heard that there's more of them," he smiled. "They're all over the whole world. Von Hol Horse, Yani Fugo, Jared Nijimura. These guys are found all over the world in the service of the Helsing Foundation. After Weeb Town's Stand Activities were found out by Dad, they were caught and turned into spies in Helsing. This is the Weeb Town of the Philippines. They're the Hitman Team that kills anyone the Helsing tells them to kill."
"So, why are we here?" asked Jessica.
"They're kinda recruiting us as a sub-team of Weeb Town: The Stardust Crusaders," said Kariel. "This was Kuya's idea. We only have one mission: Kill Salvi before Heaven comes."
"So, we technically have to be authorized first?" asked Jessica.
"Yes," said Kariel. "So the government would be off our backs."
"Hm," said Jessica. "What can these guys do?"
"Kuya Lord over there?" asked Kariel. "He can heal people. Zed? He can do magic. Yang? He wields a colony Stand of soldiers. Ryle? He can turn you into a book and manipulate your reality. Celine? He can erase you with a touch. Lei? Water."
"Hm," said Jessica. "Everyone sounds weak except for that Ryle fellow and that Celine lady. I mean, everyone else, we could probably take."
"Why do you always think about hurting others?" asked Kariel.
"Because I have to be the very best?" asked Jessica.
"That no one ever was!" sang Kariel.
"Ew," said Jessica, walking away.
"Hm," said Arthur. "I wonder what Salvi's up to now..."
Meanwhile, Salvi sneered in the darkness and spoke to Straizo.
"Send in Apollo and Diana," he smiled. "Also, when will the Covenant be open?"
"It's nearing, Lord Salvi," said Straizo.
"Then get on with it," said Salvi. "So that I may reach Heaven."
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