Matthew: Babe, thank you for the chocolate, but for future reference, send something manlier and smaller. Jason made fun of me because I had fifty red roses from Aiden and a giant heart-shaped chocolate from you. You’re as bad as Aiden. The two of you seem to enjoy sending more extravagant giftsevery year. I love you, but I would kill you if this ever happened again. Actually, I would ride your dick till it chafed or you died from excessive orgasms. Either one of them will be the perfect outcome.
Edward: You’re welcome, babe. Your threat is not a threat at all, though. It is an incentive with a big neon sign. For your information, I am more than willing to die from the excessive orgasms. Bring it on. I love you.
Matthew: Haha. You’re funny. You have really missed your calling. Maybe you need to get a PhD in comedyinstead.
Edward: Maybe, babe. =)