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"Uhh, no luck today either huh, well... lifes' always been unfair to me so it's to be expected ". A tall, fat, black man complained in an uncaring voice as he was playing an anime girl themed lottery game on his high-spec PC. His name was Khanyile, but contrary to his name which meant to brighten up, his life was nothing but gloominess. He was a 36 year old unemployment otaku butt who did nothing but laze around in his single room apartment living off money he borrowed from his parents.
"I don't even know why I'm still alive, maybe I should just die". He said that while standing up and going to the balcony of his room which was on the 18th floor.
"If God really does exist, your a sadistic son of a bitch for playing around with my life like this, well... I guess I'm to blame for not trying hard enough and always giving up when it get tough, but that doesn't matter anymore". He looked down from the balcony, thinking wether he should really jump or not.
" God, if you're seeing this, I'm sorry for saying bad things about you, but could you please let me reincarnate into the world of swords and magic with super OP powers so I can live as I want there, that'll be great".
Then he jumped from the balcony without even hesitating and became a reverse firework.