章 2: Romance Dawn Part 2

So, after I stole Shanks' hat, he went away on his ship to do some shit, idk what. *TIMESKIP*, this is roughly after 10 years, I stole a barrel which was used to keep beer- Also I have the ability to stretch like rubber now, so, as I was saying, I stole a barrel and left out to see, but HOLY SHIT, a huge wave stormed on me, and I fell asleep, then a pirate ship picked me up thinking I was beer. I broke the barrel and punched the 2 guards who picked me up from the sea. There I met a little shit named Koby, who wants to be a marine for some reason, he tells me that an OBESE woman is the captain of this ship, and that she abuses him for not doing work on the ship. I didn't have to do much here, because her fat ass couldn't handle the weight of her mace, which she tried to throw at me, that missed tho, which caused the ship to DESTROY itself, which caused the fat ass to sink. So me and the little shit escape to a town called Shells Town