章 1: Prolouge (Remake) My Death

Anyone who wishes to be the strongest is not right in the head.

They punish their own bodies, so that they would increase the amount of mana or Aura in their bodies.

Some morons even think that if they live far away from worldly desires they will be stronger.

All that is done so they would kill another person; that is the reason why people wish to be stronger.

Once a man sees another man's blood on his hands, he will never stay the same again.

And that is what separates the two types of people in the world.

Heroes and Villains.

Some say Heroes do a great job by dealing away with the evils of the world. Every kill they make is for the sake of protecting the world and everything they say is always right

–"The Hero said in order for it to rain this year, all families must send their beautiful daughters to be part of his harem."

–"My daughter is still pure, let me pack her staff."

Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahaha!

Now that is just sad, how can a Hero getting more wives make it rain.

But the funny thing is; Almost three quarters of the families in the world sent their daughters and those that didn't sent their daughters were put in the same group as people like me...

Villains

The antagonist of every story out there. They say every action a villain makes, always results in something bad happening.

–"The villain saved a kid who was drowning in a river, to be honest he must be the one who made that kid drawn in the first place."

–"You are right there is no way that old scratch will ever do something good."

Well they might say that, but villains always enjoy life more than heroes.

Why is that?

Because real villains always have one thing that sets them apart from other people.

For me it is my almost godly looks that made even the goddess herself beg to be my wife.

For others it might be their brains or bodies that set them apart, but the point is villains are way cooler than heroes.

Let's say by some stroke of luck, you end up being reincarnated would you chose to be a villain or hero.

Almost everyone says hero, but the question is, are you up for it?

Every person that dies due to your actions, their blood is on your hands.

Being a hero means there are no room for mistakes.

But for those who decide to become Villains, there is room for everything.

Dual Harem, madness, drinking, slapping people, killing people just because they disturbed your sleep.

Those are the things, I have done in my super long life as a villain who stays in two worlds.

But my point is, villains have so much to choose from than heroes.

People say villain means evil, but to me it means freedom.

If one day you are reborn inside a game or novel, wish to be the final Villain.

Why?

Because you can just destroy the whole plot, by staying home and doing nothing.

Hahahaha! I am sure that the stupid author will be screaming in hell, as the Prince of Darkness whips his lazy ass.

A middle finger to all those authors who just made villains bad, so that their stories could progress.

No body is born bad, but what we experience since the moment we get out of our mothers womb changes everything.

Well that may have been offensive to some people of my worlds, as they had reached a stage where people would be born from eggs, just like birds.

I even have a wife whom is 234 years younger than me who was born from an egg. It's science, it can be crazy at some time.

Anyways kids, being a villain is nice, what ever bullshit they say about us is just rubbish, put it in the trash can.

I am a man who has died many times and every time I get transmigrated, I always became a villain, because it is fucken cool.

Serious only idiots want to be heroes, even extras are better than them.

They say heroes never give up, but giving up on some things is better than wasting your precious time on things that never work.

I had almost forgot, but villain is the fifth feared name after God, Devil, Jesus and Hitler.

Why is Adolf Hitler there? He is my role model, don't judge me, I have full respect for the guy, huhuhu.

They say when one is about to really die, all the bad things about them flashes in their eyes, but for me it is just the things I will miss.

The new girls in my dual harem and my new born babies who are going to be born next month, or the one after that and the one after that, ugh, whatever.

I am the only person in the entire history of the world to do everything that is called to be fun.

Everything that pops up, in your brain when you hear the word, "fun" I have done it.

Not only fun, but also the strongest in the world.

[Quest: Become the strongest (Rank – 1)

Reward: Death]

That happened, after killing this freak of nature who is missing his head underneath my feet.

They said that he once blew up an entire island, because he saw light, but I think he just wanted to get out of prison.

"Huhuhu, Saleos you are the only person I called a friend in all the worlds I lived in."

I lay my body that is turning into small particles of ash next to my dead friend and gaze at the empty white Sky.

The Sky is white?

That happened when my disciple, busted down the sun, he was a crazy and amorous kid.

"Dean Adolf Villian Evester, the man of a billion names and the best sorcerer in Heaven, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Hell always wanted people to sing on his death."

Why Mars and Jupiter instead of other planets like Venus?

Well you see this one time I told a girl that she was my Venus and she fell in love with me. I don't know if she misunderstood what I wanted to say, but I ment the planet Venus not that sadomachosist goddess.

"Anyway I am going to sing on my own death, as of right now I am on top of a floating blooded cloud. Yep I am on cloud 9 babe! Ahem, that was stupid, wasn't it.

Fuck that let me sing on my friend's and my own funeral, huhuhu. That sucker always hated my singing.

♪Where are you now? I am faded. I am dying, I am dying♪

Fuck no wonder why people always said I was a bad singer, let me just shout."

"This is the story of the strongest man to ever walk on the universe!"

"Whom am I shouting to when my story is over?"

"Huhuhuhuhihihihi!"

"Don't believe me just read! Heh! heh! Stop wait a minute!"

"Before I go let me say one more thing."

"Villain fuck you up; Are those the lyrics."