Finally got lucky.

An unlucky yet persistent fellow finally strikes gold. But before that, he had to put in the effort.
[What superpower do you want and why?]
[Which type of wizard are you? Answer this questionnaire to find out!]
[Hot MILFS in your area!!! Click here to see which one sent you a message request!!!]
"No way... the hot MILF wasn't real as well?! The survey lied to me?!"
The unlucky fellow almost lost the will to live. Almost.
For the thousandth time, he was met with disappointment, but he kept going.
"I'm tired. I'll just do a few more surveys and call it a day. The next one is..."
[Legit Golden Finger/Cheat/Hacks Survey (For real).exe | PLEASE ANSWER THIS SURVEY, SOMEONE!]
"...sounds legit. Let's do it."
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[No Harem]
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This is my crackfic. I started this story five months prior to posting. It's not finished, but I'm posting some saved up chapters anyway. I guess it's more correct to say that volume 1 is done.

First World: Ke#j# N# #a#o