章 538: Protein Powder Thing

Demyan 

"And why in the hell do you have to be this way?" I hissed once I stomped my way back into the house after EJ's big mouth had spilled very important beans to our children. Ethan had to bribe them by offering to take them out for ice cream and that finally added some calm. 

Lia was crying so hard you would have thought they had told her, her high school sweetheart husband had been killed in war. It was an absolute disaster and even Eli who had threatened Santas life barely seemed to get a grip of himself. 

"Listen, sometime in life you have to rip off the band-aid called life," Eli looked back at me before he continued to rummage through our perfectly organized fridge. I had spent hours perfectly packing all of Ethan's juice boxes according to color and flavor. He had his own high shelf of juice boxes because those were his big boy juice boxes. 

He was just tired of the children stealing his drinks every five minutes.