章 28: C5 3000 Years, Unexpected Cure to Boredom
Back in the darkness again. This time, I bet I will be here for a loooooooooooong time. Longer than the last one.
If I remember correctly from my past life experience I think I heard of a manga that talked about this similar shitty experience. I have seen the memes. BUT IT WAS A FUCKING SHAME I DIDN'T READ THEM.
Anyways, to keep myself awake and not maybe die while I'm petrified sounds like a shitty experience. No, I'm certain it will be.
The last one only lasted about a week and I was getting crazy by the minute, what about this one?
How will I fucking keep myself awake? Hmm... Counting? No, I'd only be more sleepy. Ah, that's right. I'll think of various theories about various things I know. Yes. That way it won't be boring and I won't be slipping.
For the first theory I will think about, hmm... Ah! How about that guy who petrified us while I was shopping with my lovie. What a shitty guy. That person is a fucking douchebag.
There's not enough information about who he is or rather what he is. But I can conclude that they used some type of technology to petrify us both based on what came out of that phone call.
They specified the range first, followed by what seemed to be a timer. Because we weren't petrified immediately and only after about 3 seconds later. I'm such a fuckin genius.
Anyways, magic is not out of the equation in this situation. My reincarnation itself is mystical so magic is not out of question.
But it would be too overpowered if it was magic though. If it wanted to annihilate humanity, it would have opted for other magic. Being able to cast such a wide range of attack, why would it not use other magic?
As for the possibility of it only being able to use petrification magic... Its absurd for a mage with that kind of range.
Oh right, wasn't there news about willows suddenly being petrified before humans were petrified? I wasn't quite intrigued by it or more precisely I was too busy preparing for my reunion with Julienne that I didn't focus on it although it was interesting.
Are those birds the trial? Hmm...
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...philosophy is quite absurd.
Wait, how long have I been thinking? I don't know. Except the eternal darkness lulling me to sleep, I don't see any indication here that can possibly tell me of the time.
Ah where was I again? Yes, I was thinking about how philosophy is quite absurd and complicated.
I remember that time in my past life when my friend asked me of my opinion about "What is right and wrong?". I genuinely wrote what I thought about and my stance about that question itself. Imagine me writing a whole ass 500 words essay about it in ten minutes.
I poured my heart and soul onto that answer, just to be called "That is the most standard answer I've ever heard". That guy really thought I googled it just because I wrote it so immaculately graceful.
My blood is boiling just remembering about...
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...when I said that, they literally said that I am a hopeless sinful being. I can't really understand why they say that. Is being a neutral person, neither dismissing nor entirely believing in something so bad?
I believe in something called possibility. No matter how infinitely small the chances are, it is still possible. Just like God right? God cannot be seen and is a concept. A concept of a creator, the progenitor, the beginning is what religious people believes, right?
In the eyes of atheists, they're delusional or straight up living in a fantasy. But that's not my take on it. Nay. I am agnostic. I do not deny the possibility of a God in any way, shape, or form.
Quite like quantum physics, there are infinite possibilities...
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...time is a concept that is elusive to most people. The closest theory that can possibly explain time satisfactorily is Einstein's Theory of Relativity. That time is relative.
A week for a cicada may be short to a human's point of view, but it can be long to the cicada itself.
I think I heard about this once back then, that an elephant is scared of a mouse because the mouse just suddenly appeared in its field of vision instead of seeing it crawling there. Just like how a human can't see and count each flap of a bee's wings, a mouse in an elephant's eye is teleporting around.
So I guess it was quite reasonable for the elephant to be scared. Even I am scared of tiny creepy crawlies sometimes, mostly those from Australia. Those things are built different. It can't be compared at all.
Oh right... How long have I been here? Well if I estimate correctly... about over a hundred thousand years?
[ Ding! Due to host achieving the 3000th year milestone, you have finally unlocked the Isekai Chat Group System ]
What the fuck? It hasn't been even fifty thousand years, are you kidding me? It felt longer than that. And why the hell are you only unlocking after three thousand years, I'd be long dead normally after that long!
[ Ding! You have acquired (Administrator) privileges ]
[ Ding! As the first (Administrator) of the Isekai Chat Group, you will be granted an appropriate perk ]
Oh that's neat. What is it?
[ Notice! The system detected that the host is currently in a petrified state, changing perk ]
[ Ding! You have acquired (Skill: Manifestation) ]
What the fuck is manifestation? Can't you just free me from this petrification?! Can't you be more useless.
[ Ding! (Administrator) Perks has been given. Now inviting chat group members. ]
[ Ding! Sega Cultist has entered the chat group. ]
[ Ding! Edgy White Haired Chuunibyou has entered the chat group ]
[ Ding! War Criminal has entered the chat group. ]
[ Ding! White has entered the chat group. ]
[ Ding! Girly Mecha Fanatic has entered the chat group. ]
...all these people have weird nicknames.
[ Notice! All people invited in this chat group are either reincarnated or transmigrated. After completing random chat group missions, the chat group will reward the participants and/or invite a new group member. ]
[ Ding! (Administrator: N) has been given administration rights. The system AI has now completed its mission. ]
Oi wait don't tell me—!
[ System AI shutting down... ]
[ (N): YOU SHITTY SYSTEM! AFTER 3000 YEARS OF WAITING YOU ONLY SHOW UP NOW AND YOU EVEN BAIL ON ME IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT EXPLAINING SHIT?! ]
[ (White): ...seems like administrators can get angry too. Nai wa. ]
[ (Girly Mecha Fanatic): ...my nickname is wrong. I'm a boy. ]
[ (Edgy White Haired Chuunibyou): What kind of shitty nickname is this?! ]
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I am back, yes :3
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