章 241: Marvel 14
Plot armor was working overtime to keep everyone important alive with all the superpowered beings running around, causing chaos. I'm still trying to figure out how Stark managed to survive Ares taking over the terrorist camp.
Shield, or better said, Hydra, managed to send a few agents through a door that randomly appeared in the Time Square. They never came out again since they tried to take my place over by force but as far as Fury knew, they were just normal agents following protocol.
Because of this incident, my establishment was classified as dangerous and hostile, what bullshit.
We also had a few instances where the TVA thought they could just erase all my customers to restore the original timeline and when that failed, they tried to cut it off completely. It obviously failed as I just turned their devices into confetti bombs but they never gave up and still came by once in a while to give it a try.
The guy I reincarnated in Marvel also began to become a bit more active. Just as a small reminder, he is the last guy I reincarnated before quitting. He got the Sun God package, a Gojo template, and a perfect Sharingan. Since he cheated a bit, I also gave him three curses that would ruin his wish fulfillment.
Even after Stark was rescued, the stocks of his company only continued to get less valuable. The only possible explanation was that the guy thought he could be smart and use his meta-knowledge to invest but one of the curses I gave him made it impossible to get any kind of wealth.
So, Stark Industries stocks would continue to decline until he decided to sell his stocks. Many other companies, like Google and Apple, saw a similar scene. Even crypto was feeling the impact of the idiot who knew of his curse but still decided to stubbornly give it a try.
It was still 2010, so the early phase of Marvel, but I decided to have some fun anyway and opened a door somewhere in New Mexico. I wasn't there for the god of hammers but for his annoying father. I never liked Odin, so this was a good opportunity to step on his toes.
As the door opened, many people began walking out of it, including Thor from RoR and Thor from GoW, they were here to show Goldilocks how a real god of thunder fought, although the one from RoR was also more of a hammer god.
The sudden influx of strange people alerted SHIELD and in turn, Iron Man who was very eager to meet and study these people. As always, these two were eager to show anyone who was the top dog, no matter how much reason told them that they weren't.
Interestingly, the reincarnator was there too. He had only bathed in the sun for about two years now and was still not capable of matching Thor physically but he had other trump cards that would allow him to fight at least evenly with him. He had already been refused from learning magic from Kamar Taj and now wanted to somehow get to Asgard to learn their magic.
This plan was also scrapped once he saw so many familiar figures from his past life, all of who could kill him with a finger flick. Ever since his reincarnation, he has been between frustration, anger, and happiness.
He was excited to meet his idols but also frustrated that they were ruining his second life. This was supposed to be his wish-fulfillment fantasy, so why wasn't he the protagonist here? This ROB clearly cheated him, if only he could figure out how they got here so that he too could travel to other worlds.
The destroyer descended and before he could even do much, Gow Thor folded him in two and used his bare hands to shape it into a toothpick. Plot armor was doing its job and the Thor from this universe still regained his power after he saw the destruction of the city.
He decided to celebrate his recovery by fighting the weird people who were partly responsible for destroying the city, only to be beaten to a pulp by a Gow Thor, RoR Thor, Shana from Dragon Maid, and Kaido.
Heimdal came to the rescue by letting the Bifrost down but he accidentally took some of my customers with him. Well, maybe Ragnarök will come a bit early.
Happy Ragnarök, everyone.
My smallest daughter also decided to let the brutality and thirst for battle flowing in her veins out and began ripping apart the Hulk with a crazed smile on her face. I know I should be worried about her mental health but what can I do when I'm not even sure if she got this from me or her mother?
Two parties in one day, and after such a successful day, everyone began celebrating in Location-Not-Found as I paid for everyone. Sadly, Iron Man and SHIELD didn't make it to the show until after everyone was finished.
Better luck next time and I have no doubt that there will be a next time.
章 242: Marvel 15
When I sneaked out of my wife's embrace this morning, I would have never guessed that today might be one of the worst days of my life.
It started pretty innocent, I just opened the doors and let the first customers in. Two hours later, a familiar annoying red condom walked in with another person behind him.
If Deadpool was enough to ruin my day, then the crazy lady I reincarnated behind him was going to ruin everyone's day. This was the cultivator from the Peng clan who said she would marry me when we met again.
How did she even get here? I know that with the insane pulls she got, she would eventually be able to walk between realities but the chances of us meeting were still close to none.
I could already smell trouble when she locked eyes with me and began confidently walking to me. Her womanly intuition must have transcended heaven with her as she was somehow able to recognize me despite the ROB and the current me being essentially two different beings.
As Deadpool sat on the Shadow Monarch's lap and began tracing his fingers along his abs, the not-so-young-anymore miss of the Peng clan sat herself opposite me.
"Hello, my love, I have returned. I adventured through existence for billions of years yet you remain the only one to catch my eye. I promised to marry you when we met again and I never break my word."
At this, the entire place grew silent. Everyone here knew my wife and how unstable she was, she had killed and tortured people into unrecognition for much less. As the immortal cultivator waited for my answer, the customers started sneaking out because they knew once Laura showed up, they would not be spared from her wrath, no matter how unrelated they were to this matter.
"Ahem… I am flattered but I'm not interested." I was seriously hoping that was enough to stop this matter as I too wouldn't get out of this unscattered but I seriously underestimated how stubborn and dumb cultivators were.
Sadly, even after becoming a godlike being, living for billions of years, and comprehending the Dao of Humility, she still remained a spoiled young miss at heart.
"What do you mean "not interested"? Are you saying I'm ugly or that I'm not worthy?" her face grew dark but that wasn't my concern right now as I could feel something dangerous come down from upstairs, ready to bring pain and suffering. Three guesses on what that something was.
"Look, I'm just not interested but I can hook you up with some other cultivators, to keep the bloodline pure or whatever."
"You think this is about bloodline? Are you trying to humiliate me?" she was getting angry and began releasing some of her cultivation realm, smashing many tables and chairs against the walls but that was it, even a god couldn't do more in this place.
Before I could answer, the door opened and a bloodlust strong enough to make gods of slaughter and courage piss their pants enveloped us. She began shaking like a leave before she even saw the abomination standing at the door.
My wife was so angry that she let some of the ugliest beings in her existence influence her form. She was no longer anywhere even humanoid and was just a thing out of eyes, mouth, and dark fleshy tentacles.
While one woman was cursing the worst curse words from every language to ever exist from her numerous mouths and the other was pissing herself from fear, I tried to escape this danger zone with Deadpool, who like the idiot he was, was the only one who stayed but just as I reappeared a few universes away in an entirely different timeline, a fleshy black tentacle with barbs and eyes came out of nowhere and pulled me back.
I'm sorry, Wade, I tried to save you. I might find you unbearably annoying but even you don't deserve the fate that you might experience here. At least the bar was isolating here with the outside or she would probably have destroyed several realities already.
"Wow, and I thought I looked bad. How did you even marry that thing? I think you took the saying "beauty is on the inside" a bit too seriously. It's just what people say to make ugly people like me feel better." Mr. Marvel Jesus decided to add gasoline to the fire.
He never knew how to shut up, no matter how dangerous the situation. How was he even still conscious? Anyone would have been mentally crippled or mad at this point, maybe that's where the problem was, Deadpool was already crazy and this was just the norm for him.
Anyway, Location-Not-Found was closed for the next few months and anyone who knew the true location of it could hear the screams of pain and terror from lightyears away.
Deadpool was tortured as well because his mouth just never knew when to shut up but it never seemed to do much, if anything, it only made him more insane. Keep in mind, the torture he was going through wasn't just a few kicks in the balls or pulling out nails but torture that would make the very concept of madness and pain shake in fear.
It was amazing how well Laura was in control of herself as one moment she was torturing people in her abomination form and the other she would be in her human form and shower our daughter with kisses after she entered the torture room of my Tower.
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