章 16: Halloween?
...Time:night Place:aunty ems Status:Whimsical.....
" .....yeah, that's it."
Yeah, no sounded like a standard goof moment to me. To be honest, I felt kinda bad for these kids, they were only thirteen, dealing with the fuck-ups of literal gods.
[Achilles: Some of them are godly fuck ups themselves.]
[Medusa: Aren't we all?]
Probably. Personally, I don't know if I was a godly fuck up or a multiversal fuck up, but at this point it doesn't really matter, what does matter, is.... fucking around and finding out.
[Achilles: Couldn't have said it better myself.]
[Medusa: What are we talking about again?]
I forgot, anyway time for the next step in my amazing awesome plan: Fuck around.
Around a minute had passed since ocean boy, had stopped talking and I started talking to myself, selves?, and now they were all looking at me like I was crazy.
[Medusa & Achilles: They wouldn't be wrong.]
This, is unfortunately true.
Now, I need to come up with a response, uhh.......
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"Sounds like tough shit, want some help?
[Medusa: Very dignified.]
I'm quite the gentlemen.
[Achilles: If rain could die.]
What the hell does that even mean?
The trio looked pretty baffled as they eyed me suspiciously. It's good to know that they don't take candy from strangers, but it's like they think I'm going to do something bad. I won't, probably, I'm just an innocent snake lady after all.
I don't have a particularly good reason for helping them, but I don't think I need one, with all the power I've gained, it'd be a shame not to use at least some of it to help these poor people.
After I spoke, They started doing that little thing where they communicate using facial gestures and shit, and I don't speak that so I can't exactly translate it.
[Achilles: I got this... Hmmmm, something about a goddess? Wait no, they think you are a goddess, that's the most hilarious shit I have ever heard.]
Why would they think that? To my knowledge, gods can't exactly interfere with the quests of demi-gods, and I don't exactly remember looking like the godly type?
[Medusa: Whatever, it doesn't really matter anyway, just try and help them I guess.]
Sure why not, but first. As they are deliberating, I head over to the other Medusa's corpse and picked it up by the head. I don't exactly want to waste this much time, there is an impending godly war on the horizon.
The trio, still eyeing me semi-cautiously, observed my actions with confused expressions.
Medusa, analysis.
[Medusa: It's not me, its weaker.]
Thanks for stating the obvious, anyways I had a funny little idea.
"Anyone want to do me a quick favor and chop this things head off?"
I was mainly gesturing to Percy as he was the one with a giant sword.
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